jworos:
Back in school, caught this dude hiding Egusi soup inside kettle,i was like WTF

Lwkmd……WTF!! when you think you've seen it all

christopheru:
Caught this girl smelling her own panties and she was like oosh disgusting. so embarrassing when she saw me staring at her.

her own don spoil.

youngelder:
Its highly embarrassing to 'see' people -who when they see each other in real life maynot be able to talk- come online and just outrightly insult, abuse and trade words...
.
.you mustnt reply to everybody's
comment and if you must reply, must it be abusive or derogatory?
.
.its embarrassing.

One of the few wise people still on this Forum.

MoneypassGod:
How come no one has mentioned barging into d bed room only to see mum and dad in action. Happened to me a lot of times while growing up. Once my dad told me to leave his house and never come back until i'm ready to marry.

LMFAO

Bluezy13:
The fact is that









The so-called big ladies were sluts!!!

..and wtf is wrong with sluts?! I like em fcking sluts tho..

jworos:
That day sef we no wan chop the guy food, we say make we make Eba, Our guy babe was coming with soup,as I carry kettle I surprise say kettle heavy, naim I say make I open am, Lo and behold, na fresh Egusi soup.

Lwkmd ROTFL....lolzzzz...bro wait wait abeg...u mean de guy cook finish pour am for kettle or him use the kettle cook??

Dah guy go stingy ooo lwkmd

MoneypassGod:
How come no one has mentioned barging into d bed room only to see mum and dad in action. Happened to me a lot of times while growing up. Once my dad told me to leave his house and never come back until i'm ready to marry.

You don marry

prettythicksme:
lol,na una sabi

hi babe Im Raymy

marshalcarter:

Lwkmd ROTFL....lolzzzz...bro wait wait abeg...u mean de guy cook finish pour am for kettle or him use the kettle cook??

Dah guy go stingy ooo lwkmd

The guy want make the soup last naa, you know how school life be.

My ex-Colleague that always form S.U mistakenly whatsapp-ed a nvde pic of her to me...
First glance, after seeing the caption, I knew it was a mistake.... cos her bf is my namesake..
Within five seconds after receiving it, she called to ask whether I received any pic..I lied to her saying "No"..she felt so relieved but still didn't believe me...
It was nice to finally see those huge boobs live...

vizkiz:


I don't furck with you. You little stupi*d ass biitch I aiint furcking with you.

You little dumb hoodrat biitch I aiint furck with you.... I'v gat a million three things I rather furcking do.

ahahahaha!
This s.hit cracked me up!!
I could make a lyrics outta it.
Free that babe, plsss.

DemiGoddess:
@\;$%=~??

wtf is this?

jworos:
That day sef we no wan chop the guy food, we say make we make Eba, Our guy babe was coming with soup,as I carry kettle I surprise say kettle heavy, naim I say make I open am, Lo and behold, na fresh Egusi soup.

lolllllll

Having sexx

lloydpras:
My ex-Colleague that always form S.U mistakenly whatsapp-ed a nvde pic of her to me...
First glance, after seeing the caption, I knew it was a mistake.... cos her bf is my namesake..
Within five seconds after receiving it, she called to ask whether I received any pic..I lied to her saying "No"..she felt so relieved but still didn't believe me...
It was nice to finally see those huge boobs live...

lol, bad man

jworos:
The guy want make the soup last naa, you know how school life be.

But wen odas bring him go folo chop??...na wa oo...na from the kettle mouth him dey take dey pour out the soup?

lloydpras:
My ex-Colleague that always form S.U mistakenly whatsapp-ed a nvde pic of her to me...
First glance, after seeing the caption, I knew it was a mistake.... cos her bf is my namesake..
Within five seconds after receiving it, she called to ask whether I received any pic..I lied to her saying "No"..she felt so relieved but still didn't believe me...
It was nice to finally see those huge boobs live...

U for talk yes naa..weda u fit suck promo suck

lloydpras:
My ex-Colleague that always form S.U mistakenly whatsapp-ed a nvde pic of her to me...
First glance, after seeing the caption, I knew it was a mistake.... cos her bf is my namesake..
Within five seconds after receiving it, she called to ask whether I received any pic..I lied to her saying "No"..she felt so relieved but still didn't believe me...
It was nice to finally see those huge boobs live...

Nigga l know you lying

DemiGoddess:
Lol...why did you quote me again since you think you've won?Truth hurts doesnt it...makes you want to linger until I admit you are something,the little boy inside trying to gain relevance.Viz.Kiz you are just a keyboard show off...a lousy one at that too now swerve! Bye Bye!! *dont quote me again*

oga ooo

Djmamman:


My friend among the embarrassing Vought was vandalising infrastructure of your own country, to miserable rate just to sabotage the economic reinstate, like that hopeless youth of Delta's pipe line case.

too much thc in da blood.

djraymy:
hi babe Im Raymy

What is Raymy?

Olivers2J:



hahahahahaahaha guy u funny die Lol. Men & forming chai!!! hunger bad truely

lepasharon:


Ah damned loool.. next time you won't do unnecessary forming

Babes, you know you ladies are very special wonderful creatures.. Sometimes the forming is necessary oh but the hunger part was wrong timing. and for the indomie thing.. even my wife prefers my own specially prepared indomie to hers just that the pepper just wanted to fall my hand that day. You dont wanna taste my indomie.. you will love oh..

xdos:




Babes, you know you ladies are very special wonderful creatures.. Sometimes the forming is necessary oh but the hunger part was wrong timing. and for the indomie thing.. even my wife prefers my own specially prepared indomie to hers just that the pepper just wanted to fall my hand that day. You dont wanna taste my indomie.. you will love oh..

Lol how do you make indomie too spicy anyway? What did you add

vsaintchigs:
Caught my classmates having sex in the bush .guess wat i did next

u joined

Ravenna:

wtf is this?

Thats Demi Goddess conjuring up her minions...lolz...whatchathink?

MoneypassGod:
How come no one has mentioned barging into d bed room only to see mum and dad in action. Happened to me a lot of times while growing up. Once my dad told me to leave his house and never come back until i'm ready to marry.

Damn mehn tough one. sorry mate.

vipez:

oga ooo

Nne m what is it?

prettythicksme:
Caught my youmger brother masturbating in his room,i was like WTF He was so ashamed,&he later warned me to always knock if i wan enter his room.And i b like u dey craze #dat boy spoil,no b small

prettythicksme:
Lol,i knw naw but giving me voice to always knock make me wanna punch him dat day

Ehen na.. when you were doing your own did he bash into your room?? he probably watched you for awhile and kept his silence

pricelessngel:
Hmmmmmm make I talk?

Patiently waiting.

The day wey I from gym dey come back, as my muscles set wella for my street wey everybody sabi me as iron man, I come mistakenly see my gee tey tey wia some soldiers dey punish am, I come think say NA muscle matter, him sef dey tell me make I dey go, I say no o I no fit leave my Gee make dem dey humiliate am like this, NA so I begin dey query dia oga wetin him do, my pipo dey reaction I get after that encounter I no fit explain am walai, dose guys maltreatment and mishandled me, Shane no gree me reach house, I come dey pray make ground open make I fall inside
But after some weeks sha those soldiers find me come house come apologize, meen dat embarrassment day day I no fit forget am till I die.

hahaha.. I am not telling.. lol.. my lil secret.. My wife may stumble on this and find out.. The indomie is my little way of making shakara since it'z the only thing I know how to make very well.. all thanks to Bachelorhood!

Bring your ear lemme whisper

lepasharon:


Lol how do you make indomie too spicy anyway? What did you add