stevoskyj:




Ehen na.. when you were doing your own did he bash into your room?? he probably watched you for awhile and kept his silence

lol,not staying with dem tho

LeFreakSoChic:
A Nairaland MOD banned me for five straight days, If I am not mistaken.
I didn't realize they are supposed to be revered.

Lesson one.

lepasharon:


Nigga l know you lying

Lying about the huge B**B??

DemiGoddess:
Thats Demi Goddess conjuring up her minions...lolz...whatchathink?

Uh-oh!
It's cool tho, maybe it's the effect of thc in my blood.

lloydpras:



Lying about the huge B**B??

The whole story

AmAlbert:
The day wey I from gym dey come back, as my muscles set wella for my street wey everybody sabi me as iron man, I come mistakenly see my gee tey tey wia some soldiers dey punish am, I come think say NA muscle matter, him sef dey tell me make I dey go, I say no o I no fit leave my Gee make dem dey humiliate am like this, NA so I begin dey query dia oga wetin him do, my pipo dey reaction I get after that encounter I no fit explain am walai, dose guys maltreatment and mishandled me, Shane no gree me reach house, I come dey pray make ground open make I fall inside
But after some weeks sha those soldiers find me come house come apologize, meen dat embarrassment day day I no fit forget am till I die.

Welcome to the world of heroism.

lepasharon:


The whole story

you could only know if you were the one in question. was it you? patiently waiting to see how this plays out.

Xionez:
Caught my female flat mate shaving her punni in my bathroom.
She comes over to have her bath due to issues with her water plumbing. Yes, we sabi each other wella but not unto relationship things #repackagedfriendzone

On this day, i left my key with her due to early mo mo lectures but later that day, my stomach was "communicating" with me tirelessly so i had i rush back.

Like we all know, its only when you are at the door that whatever thing you are holding in, begins to unleash its full strength. My mind wasnt there when i just barged in on her meticulously shaving her creamed punni with earpiece in her ears. Whether she was listening to tutorials on Shaving...only God knows.

My mind just gave way. Even the kayn thing wey hold me just ceased intoto.

I just jejely said "Sorry!" and slowly closed the door. I shifted my chair and sat down quietly like a school child in the Principal's Office.

She did her stuff and came out apologizing. Pouting her lips and looking so fair, i dunno if its our African way of showing embarrassment.
Had to let her know that it wasnt her fault and i should have announced my presence just to make her feel at ease. I collected her keys, a bucket of water and went over to her place.

Had to take her out afterwards to ease her embarrassment. The babe is a cutie sha.
If i wan cause small trouble, i will let her know that i have been standing there watching her shave. Im sure hell would let loose. But i enjoy her company.












....and Yes, i made sure sey no be my shaving stick she use. Na dia yawa go gas. She dey so neat dats why i always allow her inside my bathroom. No need to hose down my bathroom like i used to do for a friend of hers. That one is like snow, rain and 2 tornados partied in my bathroom

i brake every chain of " repackagedfriendzone" in your fùcking life, Amen!

I was coming back from Ghana with ABC bus ,at the Ghana terminal ,this two babes made sure everyone noticed them,with their fake swag and eating everything eatable from biscuits to suya,and making numerous calls,to their fake Yankee accent.

The journey started with this annoying AY comedy show repeatedly shown on the TV....and it happened......one of the girls ran to the driver ,that she wants to poo...this is before Togo.The driver stopped for her and she went deep into d bush did her thing.

We passed Togo and almost getting to cotonou ,the bus toilet started smelling so bad,off course, its for peeing only no poops....The conductor went to the back knocked on d toilet ,the occupant ,no gree open,finally a ladys voice started crying ...the door opened and our swaggered babe have pooped all over the place,ran out of both tissue and water.... of course it was late,trust ABC for late coming.


It was supposed to be funny ,but I really felt both embarrassed and sorry for the girl...all the swag turned to shi.t smell and tears.

AmAlbert:
The day wey I from gym dey come back, as my muscles set wella for my street wey everybody sabi me as iron man, I come mistakenly see my gee tey tey wia some soldiers dey punish am, I come think say NA muscle matter, him sef dey tell me make I dey go, I say no o I no fit leave my Gee make dem dey humiliate am like this, NA so I begin dey query dia oga wetin him do, my pipo dey reaction I get after that encounter I no fit explain am walai, dose guys maltreatment and mishandled me, Shane no gree me reach house, I come dey pray make ground open make I fall inside
But after some weeks sha those soldiers find me come house come apologize, meen dat embarrassment day day I no fit forget am till I die.

I know that you are lying but I will just allow you to continue

caprini1:
I was coming back from Ghana with ABC bus ,at the Ghana terminal ,this two babes made sure everyone noticed them,with their fake swag and eating everything eatable from biscuits to suya,and making numerous calls,to their fake Yankee accent.

The journey started with this annoying AY comedy show repeatedly shown on the TV....and it happened......one of the girls ran to the driver ,that she wants to poo...this is before Togo.The driver stopped for her and she went deep into d bush did her thing.

We passed Togo and almost getting to cotonou ,the bus toilet started smelling so bad,off course, its for peeing only no poops....The conductor went to the back knocked on d toilet ,the occupant ,no gree open,finally a ladys voice started crying ...the door opened and our swaggered babe have pooped all over the place,ran out of both tissue and water.... of course it was late,trust ABC for late coming.


It was supposed to be funny ,but I really felt both embarrassed and sorry for the girl...all the swag turned to shi.t smell and tears.

kwakwakaaaaaa...this got me laughing

xdos:
Hahaha.. This happened to me...
Some months back I was home with family... I was forming angry for my wife and refused eating her food. Early in the morning, after much plea, and me I was forming shakara, she drove out with the kids and me bin hungry decided to make indomie... she already made breakfast and lunch for me oh.
Indomie is actually my specialty. Everyone likes the way I prepare it. So that fateful morning, i decided to prepare indomie.. I didnt know what happened but i mistakenly loaded it with pepper and i didnt know.
When it was now time to eat, my wife drove in with the kids like she planned and timed me. I tried to eat the indomie in a way she would think that it is so sweet and she'll beg me to have some but when I bit the first spoon, I almost cried. I tried to be man about it and eat it like a boss.. My 2yr old daughter on seeing me ran to me to have a taste of my supposedly sweet indomie but then I couldnt let her.. somehow she struggled, managed to lay her hand on the sausage, grabbed it and put in her mouth and there she disgraced me.. She started crying and screaming pepper pepper.. I felt so ashamed ehn dat I was forced to drop the food and eat my wife's own.

Nice and lovely

caprini1:
I was coming back from Ghana with ABC bus ,at the Ghana terminal ,this two babes made sure everyone noticed them,with their fake swag and eating everything eatable from biscuits to suya,and making numerous calls,to their fake Yankee accent.

The journey started with this annoying AY comedy show repeatedly shown on the TV....and it happened......one of the girls ran to the driver ,that she wants to poo...this is before Togo.The driver stopped for her and she went deep into d bush did her thing.

We passed Togo and almost getting to cotonou ,the bus toilet started smelling so bad,off course, its for peeing only no poops....The conductor went to the back knocked on d toilet ,the occupant ,no gree open,finally a ladys voice started crying ...the door opened and our swaggered babe have pooped all over the place,ran out of both tissue and water.... of course it was late,trust ABC for late coming.


It was supposed to be funny ,but I really felt both embarrassed and sorry for the girl...all the swag turned to shi.t smell and tears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

spacyzuma:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not fair bro,its not funny na....

lepasharon:


The whole story

Lol
Can't convince u

vizkiz:
We were watching porn with some ladies in my room then my crazy dude brought out his dick and started flapping right in front of those chicks saying "furck! I need to get those shiit outta my system"

Though he ended up getting a BJ sha

you ehen.... Bad guy

Am too ashamed to write it here.

My friends and foe knows my moniker here

abok.i guys squating to ease themselves. Its gross and partly embarassing.

Evidence1000:


I know that you are lying but I will just allow you to continue

You know am lying about being humiliated? Sorry o Bros but are you fine upstairs? Who in his right manners will say out negative things about him/herself

Abeg if you no dey reason before you type, no QUOTE me I beg you


Onye ara

vizkiz:


I don't furck with you. You little stupi*d ass biitch I aiint furcking with you.

You little dumb hoodrat biitch I aiint furck with you.... I'v gat a million three things I rather furcking do.

na big sean you dey sing so? Oya nw....I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me
sick............................I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do
Than to be fuckin' with you
Little stupid ass, I don't give a Bleep
I don't give a Bleep, I don't I don't I don't give a
Bleep
Bitch I don't give a Bleep about you or anything
that you do
Don't give a Bleep about you or anything that you
do

DemiGoddess:
Was that all you could muster? I'm disappionted.Why not make a sister proud and rant like the resident lunatic you are Mr Lame Mature Guy!

You have time. Some comments are not worth response.

Headmistress:
You don marry

y do u wanna know

................

Ravenna:

Uh-oh!
It's cool tho, maybe it's the effect of thc in my blood.

Thank you @/:%#~??

Thanks bro.. Dont mind my lil' angel that choosed to fall daddy's hand in the presence of her mum

jtjohn:
Nice and lovely

DemiGoddess:
Thank you @/:%#~??

You wanna conjure me too?! :-)

My Grandma, very stern and liked to 'discipline' us when she visits. Always complaining our Parents were too lax.

One day, just me and her in the room ... this disgusting fart smell.

I be like ...

caprini1:
I was coming back from Ghana with ABC bus ,at the Ghana terminal ,this two babes made sure everyone noticed them,with their fake swag and eating everything eatable from biscuits to suya,and making numerous calls,to their fake Yankee accent.

The journey started with this annoying AY comedy show repeatedly shown on the TV....and it happened......one of the girls ran to the driver ,that she wants to poo...this is before Togo.The driver stopped for her and she went deep into d bush did her thing.

We passed Togo and almost getting to cotonou ,the bus toilet started smelling so bad,off course, its for peeing only no poops....The conductor went to the back knocked on d toilet ,the occupant ,no gree open,finally a ladys voice started crying ...the door opened and our swaggered babe have pooped all over the place,ran out of both tissue and water.... of course it was late,trust ABC for late coming.


It was supposed to be funny ,but I really felt both embarrassed and sorry for the girl...all the swag turned to shi.t smell and tears.

Waiting for Part 2. What finally happened? How did she get water/tissue?

Captain001:


You have time. Some comments are not what response.

Thank you buh his stupidity got to me

DemiGoddess:
Maturity? Your papa must be proud.You are a yellow-livered strutting popinjay trying to form badass on NL.You need to change company 'cause if that's your definition of maturity,the few population of respectable NL females wont want to be mature by your standards.Calling me a hoodrat? Mehn I havent laughed harder.Good Morning! and it is 'section' Mr Mature Guy!

Wao.. ....this kind of finishing You just gave him is called brutality in mortal combat . Slow and agonizing death.. .

Ravenna:
You wanna conjure me too?! :-)

Nope...telling a minion to leave you alone 'cause you're clean!!

udatso:

Wao.. ....this kind of finishing You just gave him is called brutality in mortal combat . Slow and agonizing death.. .

Lmao! He deserved it...how you nah?