.... congratulations to the parties involved...

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Its only ONE UNITED! Welkom Zlatan

hammer2010:
Another falcao




Just when you realized that your career is almost over, you take a stroll to oldtrafford and collect your bumper pension with ease

Which kind thing this one dey talk sef

A very wrong move! Zlatan is an expired player.

kinziking:
Welcome zlatan united

see how this one book space as if say na land...

The headline is misleading. It should be:Man UTD SIGNS FOR ZLATAN

Umarlulu:
Zlatan wold player

Category1:

bros, eveybody go different school

hammer2010:
Another falcao




Just when you realized that your career is almost over, you take a stroll to oldtrafford and collect your bumper pension with ease

i dont know the club you support but man u with an europa spot sign zlatan... yet arsenal with champions league spot cant sign vardy... U say another falcao bah, yet wen man u cut him off chelsea took him immediately...

hammer2010:
Another falcao




Just when you realized that your career is almost over, you take a stroll to oldtrafford and collect your bumper pension with ease

He's zlatan and not falcao. Falcao's career was blighted by the long injury he had which he has failed to rediscover his form in front of goal ever since his return, zlatan's had no such injury so your analogy and comparison of both players is wrong. Zlatan's coming to set the English league alight and by the way, he scored about 50 goals last season.

He went to psg as a football king.... He left as a football legend... He has come to Man Utd as a football legend and he will leave as a football god... #Zlatantime #Man Utd GGMU...

HopeAtHand:
The Signing is very unneccesary as Zlatan Ibrahimovich is already a Spent force.

The EPL is not the French Ligue 1.. Zlatan will never adapt to the speed of the EPL at this his old age of 34.

am a Chelsea fan, do you watch french league?
did you watch the champions league matches against Chelsea? those games weren't fast?

Point of correction

Zlatan Ibrahimovic signs Manchester United

Zlatan is a league on his own, zlatan doesn't Play for a club, the club plays for Zlatan. Welcome to old trafford Ibrahimovic. Glory Glory Manchester United.

.....welcom... zlatan

Not impressed jor. Zlatan won't find it easy in the EPL. Ligue 1 no be EPL o

Some facts about Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

falconey:
is he a free agent ?


old man becareful EPL boys aren't smiling

Don't be surprise to see him stronger than those Ur EPL boys o

edbor:


am a Chelsea fan, do you watch french league?
did you watch the champions league matches against Chelsea? those games weren't fast?

Oga that was one game, wer talking over 30 games, it cant be the same

welcome to zlatan ibrahimovic

....Manchester united.... God of football!!!

Welcome ibra..my blood is red..red devils 4 life..bt man no turn urself to senior bully

Na yabbings on his head dey load soon...Redcard tinz e.t.c

no club that wants progress will use a 34 year old striker in England.falcao number 2

Wow!

HopeAtHand:
The Signing is very unneccesary as Zlatan Ibrahimovich is already a Spent force.

The EPL is not the French Ligue 1.. Zlatan will never adapt to the speed of the EPL at this his old age of 34.

nonsense..when did 34 become an old age..
a 34 year old man is not old.

Congratulation United fans.

welcome bro

Welcome to the Theatre of dreams

Flashh:
He might later end up warming the bench after some few matches.

pessimists everywhere..

hammer2010:
Another falcao




Just when you realized that your career is almost over, you take a stroll to oldtrafford and collect your bumper pension with ease

omo chelsea must u hate.come next season we are winning the league,be ready to relegate

shiki:
I am a Chelsea fan but I just want Jose Mou & Ibra to succeed at Man u

Even he has to beat Chelsea to do it?

Permit me to officially announce that i have just ported to Man U all the way from chelsea, hope i ll enjoy my stay here. Thanks.