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COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 10:54pm On Jul 03, 2016
COOK UP POST......

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jul 03, 2016
First marry her and you can confirm thereafter!

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2016
ah op..... wait..till the next romance time.... get a fresh baseball bat.... lube it up.... then stick it in there....if e enter.... then she isnt a virgin....tongue

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 11:04pm On Jul 03, 2016
slyIsaac:
ah op..... wait..till the next romance time.... get a fresh baseball bat.... lube it up.... then stick it in there....if e enter.... then she isnt a virgin....:-p....


baseball bat kwa.....Jor o


Re: COOK UP POST...... . by ladyF(f): 11:06pm On Jul 03, 2016
Lmao.

OP abeg how old are you?

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 11:08pm On Jul 03, 2016
ladyF:
Lmao.

OP abeg how old are you?

24....... em tinkin she's nt a virgin nd besyd I wanna make love to her wen next she visit me....
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 11:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
modelmike7:
First marry her and you can confirm thereafter!
I pray she should be a virgin... if nt it's over btween me nd her... because she swear heaven and earth she's a chaste
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by ladyF(f): 11:12pm On Jul 03, 2016
hajjiahmed90:


24....... em tinkin she's nt a virgin nd besyd I wanna make love to her wen next she visit me....
All the best sha... Shey you guys have money for pampers and cerelac grin

See you all in 9 months... lol

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jul 03, 2016
That's serious to see a man break up with his girl simply because she is not a virgin as she claimed.
So to some people love is about virginity

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 11:17pm On Jul 03, 2016
ladyF:
All the best sha... Shey you guys have money for pampers and cerelac grin
See you all in 9 months... lol

Hahaha..LadyF again....... I will practice safe sex
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by CAPSLOCKED: 11:20pm On Jul 03, 2016
slyIsaac:
ah op..... wait..till the next romance time.... get a fresh baseball bat.... lube it up.... then stick it in there....if e enter.... then she isnt a virgin....tongue



YOU'RE AN AWARD WINNING BLOODY FOOL, MY FRIEND. undecided

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 11:20pm On Jul 03, 2016
Oma307:
That's serious to see a man break up with his girl simply because she is not a virgin as she claimed.
So to some people love is about virginity


She lied at first she never had a kiss, secondly she swear with everything she's a Chaste...If she had told me d truth m I would hv trust d more cos a lady dt cn tel u she ws mistakenly deflower by her ex is really a truthful lover
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by kiddoiLL(m): 11:28pm On Jul 03, 2016
lol..make she open up say she no b virgin n her uncle raped n took her virginity baa?? i wonder y they re alwys raped shaa..we guys gotta look fr wuu go dey rape us xev

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by franklinjoseph(m): 11:30pm On Jul 03, 2016
Who virgin help?
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by spartoo: 11:31pm On Jul 03, 2016
Oma307:
That's serious to see a man break up with his girl simply because she is not a virgin as she claimed.
So to some people love is about virginity

there are many reasons to love.. mayb that's his

undecided
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nobody: 11:44pm On Jul 03, 2016
Lol. Funny thread.
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nobody: 12:03am On Jul 04, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:




YOU'RE AN AWARD WINNING BLOODY FOOL, MY FRIEND. undecided
grin
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Thobiy(m): 12:48am On Jul 04, 2016
cry
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by OMAR12: 1:13am On Jul 04, 2016
Oma307:
That's serious to see a man break up with his girl simply because she is not a virgin as she claimed.
So to some people love is about virginity
it not that, but the fact that she lied in first place About it and still maintain her stances, lying just don't go down well with some of we guys u know. and there is a way he can still find out and still keep it intact.
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by EWAagoyin(m): 6:17am On Jul 04, 2016
This thread have started making me doubt my babe now

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nobody: 7:52am On Jul 04, 2016
We are going through a similar case bro.

She will tell me a man came to her not to have sex etc, telling me all those cock and bull stories and I will smiling. I got my plans.

My so called gf will even allow fingering. Well, am waiting for the day am going to rape her mutually. I spend for her o but, i just dey put her for reserve.

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Nbote(m): 8:42am On Jul 04, 2016
hajjiahmed90:
I have never finger a lady before, to my utmost surprise, wen I put my first finger the finger seems to go in direct and while my finger was in her Female sex organ I feel some kinda fleshy stuff.

Which kind ppl dey roam nairaland these days sef.. "U felt some kinda of fleshy stuff wen ur finger was inside" Na bones and spikes u dey expect to feel inside? Or u were expecting it to b completely sealed? After spoiling her now u go run dey find Virgin to marry...
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by holluphemydavid(m): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2016
hajjiahmed90:


Hahaha..LadyF again....... I will practice safe sex
Withdrawal method, best safe Sex method in time of unprotected Sex
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by holluphemydavid(m): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2016
hajjiahmed90:


Hahaha..LadyF again....... I will practice safe sex
Withdrawal method, best safe Sex method in time of unprotected Sex
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Trone: 9:12am On Jul 04, 2016
*singing* Your girl is lying, she's really lying......*In Ade's voice*
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Bimffo(m): 9:16am On Jul 04, 2016
Guys, ehn! grin

How will I know what You should do?

Was I the one that fingered her?

Okay for me to advice You on what to do, Its either You provide pictures or I perform the same experiment you performed on her. angry
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 9:21am On Jul 04, 2016
holluphemydavid:
Withdrawal method, best safe Sex method in time of unprotected Sex

nah nah..... Use of Condom is d best option
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by mcversatile(m): 9:29am On Jul 04, 2016
Then she deserves a red card niyen.
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by mcversatile(m): 9:31am On Jul 04, 2016
Any method u use bro may the lord be ur strength o
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by mcversatile(m): 9:32am On Jul 04, 2016
hajjiahmed90:



nah nah..... Use of Condom is d best option
According to me heavenly assistance is the best option
Re: COOK UP POST...... . by gryhusky(m): 9:42am On Jul 04, 2016
my guy don't allow anybody to deceive you. because to my own believe now 99.9% of teenage and ladies are not virgin. a word is enough for a wise.
this is what i have experience before, back then when i was dating a lady she will always tell me she is a virgin not knowing that another person is bonberring her bomber even the person is my friend, so try all Ur possible best to do what ever u want to do but don't force her. u know the trick now i think u are a real guy.

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Re: COOK UP POST...... . by hajjiahmed90(m): 9:46am On Jul 04, 2016
gryhusky:
my guy don't allow anybody to deceive you. because to my own believe now 99.9% of teenage and ladies are not virgin. a word is enough for a wise.
this is what i have experience before, back then when i was dating a lady she will always tell me she is a virgin not knowing that another person is bonberring her bomber even the person is my friend, so try all Ur possible best to do what ever u want to do but don't force her. u know the trick now i think u are a real guy.

Ah c u gee....I wanted to Kip her til marriage before. but nw I got to pass dt way

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