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Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by deymoh(m): 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2016

Everyone is naturally endowed in one way or the other!!!

Behold this head is one in town and can be used to sight the moon with ease, to hell with Periscope and Nephroscope grin

Edward, Edwardo, Headboy, Edmonds.... name it. cheesy

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Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by deymoh(m): 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2016

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jul 08, 2016

full moon

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Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by adekola02(m): 2:59pm On Jul 08, 2016

@OP.... where did u kept dis head(edwardo) all dis while...... with dis guy in my area, we would have sight d moon earlier dan everyone

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by MrKamar(m): 3:19pm On Jul 08, 2016

TrapQueen77:
full moon

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jul 08, 2016

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2016

LizGray:

There's a steel knife in my windpipe

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 08, 2016

PeachyP:

There's a steel knife in my windpipe

I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight. As long as the wrong feels right its like I'm in a flight

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2016

LizGray:
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight. As long as the wrong feels right its like I'm in a flight

High off her love, drunk off her hate. It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2016

PeachyP:

High off her love, drunk off her hate. It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate

and right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me, she fucking hates me and i love it

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 6:48pm On Jul 08, 2016

LizGray:
and right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me, she fucking hates me and i love it

Wait, where you going?
"I'm leaving you!"
No you aint. Come back, we're running right back. Here we go again

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jul 08, 2016

PeachyP:

Wait, where you going?
"I'm leaving you!"
No you aint. Come back, we're running right back. Here we go again

Cause its so insane cause when its going good it going great. I'm superman with the wings at his back. Shes Lois Lane.

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 8:12pm On Jul 08, 2016

LizGray:
Cause its so insane cause when its going good it going great. I'm superman with the wings at his back. Shes Lois Lane.

But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed. I snapped, who's that dude. 'I don't even know his name'

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 08, 2016

PeachyP:

But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed. I snapped, who's that dude. 'I don't even know his name'

I laid hands on her. I'll never stoop so low again. I guess I dont know my own strength.

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 9:27pm On Jul 08, 2016

LizGray:
I laid hands on her. I'll never stoop so low again. I guess I dont know my own strength.

There was a time I was so obsessed with the song that everyone that knew me knew the song

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 08, 2016

PeachyP:

There was a time I was so obsessed with the song that everyone that knew me knew the song

Lol. This was the song that made me love rap. I always thought rap was gibberish nonsense till i listened to this.

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 11:14pm On Jul 08, 2016

LizGray:
Lol. This was the song that made me love rap. I always thought rap was gibberish nonsense till i listened to this.

The first song by eminem I listened to was cleaning out my closet. I actually hated the song at first but when I really listened to the words, it was amazing. I guess I related to it cause I have problem with my mum too, though not nearly as close as that dude shocked

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2016

PeachyP:

The first song by eminem I listened to was cleaning out my closet. I actually hated the song at first but when I really listened to the words, it was amazing. I guess I related to it cause I have problem with my mum too, though not nearly as close as that dude

I so much love that song. Lol the hate was real!! So scary.

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by PeachyP(f): 12:08am On Jul 09, 2016

LizGray:
I so much love that song. Lol the hate was real!! So scary.

Yah, sometimes when I'm listening to him rap I'll be like 'chillax dude'. What's your favorite song?

Re: Why Search For The Moon Elsewhere? No Scope Is Needed To Sight It Here by Nobody: 12:13am On Jul 09, 2016

PeachyP:

Yah, sometimes when I'm listening to him rap I'll be like 'chillax dude'. What's your favorite song?

beautiful

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