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I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by obowunmi(m): 10:54pm On Aug 10, 2016
HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

cry cry cry cry cry cry

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by nrexzy: 11:02pm On Aug 10, 2016
It means ur bleeped up!

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Nobody: 11:16pm On Aug 10, 2016
Wow so sorry

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by byvan03: 11:48pm On Aug 10, 2016
grin grin grin

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Winneygirl(f): 12:31am On Aug 11, 2016
It's only a matter of time now.
'It' will soon fall off.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by SirAweezy(m): 12:34am On Aug 11, 2016
It means... you have collected you own Olympic Gold medal in Sex.
However you now have to be training in these cities... cancer might give invitation, genital warts might be wishing to see you.

It's not your portion... dont worry it will go on its own. Relax and slowdown... because your next medal might be Gold in HIV

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by obowunmi(m): 1:25am On Aug 11, 2016
SirAweezy:
It means... you have collected you own Olympic Gold medal in Sex.
However you now have to be training in these cities... cancer might give invitation, genital warts might be wishing to see you.

It's not your portion... dont worry it will go on its own. Relax and slowdown... because your next medal might be Gold in HIV

You're wicked. Very wicked. grin undecided undecided

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by 5minsmadness: 4:40am On Aug 11, 2016
Winneygirl:
It's only a matter of time now.
'It' will soon fall off.
Ahahaha!
Thanks for making me laugh grin

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by 5minsmadness: 4:49am On Aug 11, 2016
obowunmi:
HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

cry cry cry cry cry cry

One of the commonest types of STDs.
Don't worry about it, not such a big deal for men but can be very bad for women and gay men.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Illuminatus(m): 5:24am On Aug 11, 2016
I suggest that you also get a HIV teSt done.

The wart might fall off on. Its own with 3 monthS but if before then you notice that its growing or another has appeared, you can get podopholyin cream and aplly directly on the wart twice daily for 3 days. Will be painful.

You will always have HPV. The wart will fall off but another one could grow whenever you are stressed out or your immuNe system is low.

Sorry.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by obowunmi(m): 1:05pm On Aug 11, 2016
Wow....

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Nobody: 5:47pm On Aug 11, 2016
OP HOW BOUT IF IT WS HIV tongue

follow me on instagram @famous_gloria

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Dayoto: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2016
H

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by AlphaCentauri: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2016
it means ya life is over RIP

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by fpeter(f): 5:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
obowunmi:
HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

cry cry cry cry cry cry


You I thought you were a master in the game? cheesy

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
Lwkmd when then tell una say no do. Una go say but sex is sweet. Enjoy the aftermath taste. grin

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Gabrielwilliams(m): 5:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
Yeesh! Sorry bro. Try and visit the doc. No shame in that.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
No amount of condoms will save you from your fate, what will catch you will catch you...OP do you know in some states you can sue the woman.


If you have the muscles then by all means go ahead and try and make some cash out of your err...sexual prowess?


Shame on you too...you mean you never asked your family if they got HPV for you and never took the required steps...CAreless man.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by VocalWalls: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
Buy a casket before dollar will affect the price... undecided


There's no cure for HPV. Once you've been infected, 2 things can happen:

Your immune system takes care of the infection: This is common in countries with immunization programs.

The infection persist: Frequent in countries with no immunization programs and a more aggressive epidemiology.

If you are infected, you need to take some extra precautions (And maintain them until your midwife or doctor explicitly tells you the infection was controlled.

My body is already itching as I'm typing this, I hate anything 'disease'. I basically react to the word itself. embarassed embarassed

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by kaen1317: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
In this day and age u still have not heard of condom Maximum pleasure has now given u maximum hpv wateva that is I know for certain its nothing good

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by PaulIdu: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
It means you are now a carrier for life and you will go about infecting any woman you sleep with and most of the will end up having cervical or uterine cancer and die ..it means you are a danger to most women including the one you will marry .

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by duduade: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
When we say fuuuccckk with condoms.....

I don't really know what the problem is...

I dont know why we love taking risks... Even if it's for five seconds....

Those pleasurable five seconds could damage your life

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by kayo80(m): 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
Hmm! What the hell does HPV Virus mean?


Yea, I know someone will come and say 'Google is your friend.' But I am asking not for myself, but for the hundreds of thousands that would come here not knowing the meaning, and leave, still not knowing the meaning.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by FCTumunze: 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
is ... STD Facts - Human papillomavirus (HPV)

Drugs can Cure it , ....

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Noneroone(m): 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2016
People dont read before posting comments
Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by abdulskulboy(m): 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2016
uhmm,
Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Unpredictableme(m): 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2016
Is this news?
Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by cosby02(m): 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2016
K.... Meanwhile, today is still my birthday. Wish me well.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by josite: 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2016
LOL.jus go and collect your tally at vgc cemetery.the only alternatiive is for u to keep saying "by his stripe i am healed.she didnt infect u,na the thing wey u no know how to chop infects u.

my broda ,u fall my hand O as u come dey shake now,is your name no more OBOWUNMI.THE GREAT OBOWUNMI.abi obo o wun e mo ni?senior tile.

rather than shake,jus take the next senior title in the OBO DYNASTY,move from OBOWUNMI to OBEBO.u don enter am.

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by diva90: 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2016
What symptoms are you experiencing? Genital warts? I would advice you to refrain from sex because you can spread it to the next person and for people who do not know, it is spread through skin to skin contact. For women, HPV can cause cervical cancer

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by PaulIdu: 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2016
duduade:
When we say fuuuccckk with condoms.....

I don't really know what the problem is...

I dont know why we love taking risks... Even if it's for five seconds....

Those pleasurable five seconds could damage your life

Condoms provide very little protection again hpv. .all he needs is just a little pussy juice spilling any where near his shaft

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Re: I Was Recently Diagnosed With The HPV Virus by Francis95(m): 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2016
Thank God I'm a virgin

cool

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