GdexFolami:
you'll also hear 'does tht decrease the price of garri in the market'...or (graphic photo)

guy u don old. most people here didn't meet d garri crew.. d garri crew shut down nairaland den.
SEUN had to create a thread cos of it. So many were banned cos of it. chai!!!

OP you forgot "yimu"
"E concern you "

Who u epp?

suzan404:

suzan. the guy Neva close his eyes na as the smiley did

Nairaland, a place i come to laugh daily. Very funny community.

DrMaths:
Nairaland is one funny place where people come to read latest happenings and to cool off. The most interesting part on the forum are the comments, where you get to read other peoples view on a particular matter and either respond or contribute. Now, the juicy parts of the comments are the hilarious ones, some of the comments are so funny, you can even crack a rib while laughing.
Personally, i prefer scrolling through comments on nairaland than buying ticket to attend comedy shows.
Thus, the following list came from closed observation on some of the most used cliche or slangs (as the case may be) that appear as comment on nairaland threads.
From the list to the greatest
Leggo
15. Iranu Abasa
Ever since Lil kesh used it in a song, nairalanders have decided to to partake in it. its mostly used when describing things that are unpleasant .

14. Have you Blame GEJ Today
This one is mostly found on threads where Lai Mohammed is relating the present Economy crisis to the immediate past administration

13. Who U EPP
Who dollar Epp, Who Pilgrimage Epp, Who Bleep Don Epp. Olamide surely gave nairalanders a comment kick starter.


12. End Time
End Time Baby, End time Girlfriend, End Time Pastors, End Time data Plan, End Time Mod. Just name it, naliralanders will End Time It.

11. GEJ My Hero
Temitemi started this campaign sometime last year, till date it still rocks on any thread where GEJ is being Exaclted.

10. Wasteners
I'll Pass

9. IPOB Youth
On nairanland, any monicker that support PDP or is Anti-the present administration is labelled an IPOB youth.

8. Change the Change
you see this on threads where it seems as if the wailers are winning the war.

7. Ugandan Brothers
I'll Still Pass

6. Lala and Snake
You will surely see this one on any snake thread that hits the frontpage. i fear for those moniker that use this one sha , if not because Lalasticlala is gentle, imagine if it was someone like Jim Iyk that is Lalasticlala.

5. Guess Who Is Wailing?
This one comes up when a well known Supporter of the Ruling party starts wailing. Some will even go as far as warning other Wailers not to give Wailers Form to the Repentant Soul.

4. Pictures You Will Relate With
This One Started As a child's Play until Smellymouth and Susan404 started adding spices to it. Even Photoshoot used it as a campaign strategy during the Mr Nairaland Competition.

3. Kenya and sex related news Be Like
And picture of the man with his two index fingers pointing forward will do the magic.

2. Afonjo Brothers
Still Passing!!!

1. I Came Here to Check Names
I present to you the "NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA" (NCAN).
This one is found on virtually all the threads that hit the frontpage on nairaland these days. The good thing about the monikers that used this one is that they have branches everywhere in the universe, included Mars and Jupiter.

Add Yours
Source: Drmaths

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At the bolded of no 13, Olamide knows nothing about who you help, give ceaser what belongs to ceaser.
Who you help was first raised and also went viral under Shun_bebe.

idsamoo:
You forgot to add..LA click LA bend..

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Pls cn you give me the link to that thread, its so hilarious.

kenonze:
Up till now, I don't understand what is Afonjo brothers

afonja sister

La click la bend

DrMaths:
Nairaland is one funny place where people come to read latest happenings and to cool off. The most interesting part on the forum are the comments, where you get to read other peoples view on a particular matter and either respond or contribute. Now, the juicy parts of the comments are the hilarious ones, some of the comments are so funny, you can even crack a rib while laughing.
Personally, i prefer scrolling through comments on nairaland than buying ticket to attend comedy shows.
Thus, the following list came from closed observation on some of the most used cliche or slangs (as the case may be) that appear as comment on nairaland threads.
From the list to the greatest
Leggo
15. Iranu Abasa
Ever since Lil kesh used it in a song, nairalanders have decided to to partake in it. its mostly used when describing things that are unpleasant .

14. Have you Blame GEJ Today
This one is mostly found on threads where Lai Mohammed is relating the present Economy crisis to the immediate past administration

13. Who U EPP
Who dollar Epp, Who Pilgrimage Epp, Who Bleep Don Epp. Olamide surely gave nairalanders a comment kick starter.

12. End Time
End Time Baby, End time Girlfriend, End Time Pastors, End Time data Plan, End Time Mod. Just name it, naliralanders will End Time It.

11. GEJ My Hero
Temitemi started this campaign sometime last year, till date it still rocks on any thread where GEJ is being Exaclted.

10. Wasteners
I'll Pass

9. IPOB Youth
On nairanland, any monicker that support PDP or is Anti-the present administration is labelled an IPOB youth.

8. Change the Change
you see this on threads where it seems as if the wailers are winning the war.

7. Ugandan Brothers
I'll Still Pass

6. Lala and Snake
You will surely see this one on any snake thread that hits the frontpage. i fear for those moniker that use this one sha , if not because Lalasticlala is gentle, imagine if it was someone like Jim Iyk that is Lalasticlala.

5. Guess Who Is Wailing?
This one comes up when a well known Supporter of the Ruling party starts wailing. Some will even go as far as warning other Wailers not to give Wailers Form to the Repentant Soul.

4. Pictures You Will Relate With
This One Started As a child's Play until Smellymouth and Susan404 started adding spices to it. Even Photoshoot used it as a campaign strategy during the Mr Nairaland Competition.

3. Kenya and sex related news Be Like
And picture of the man with his two index fingers pointing forward will do the magic.

2. Afonjo Brothers
Still Passing!!!

1. I Came Here to Check Names
I present to you the "NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA" (NCAN).
This one is found on virtually all the threads that hit the frontpage on nairaland these days. The good thing about the monikers that used this one is that they have branches everywhere in the universe, included Mars and Jupiter.

Add Yours
Source: Drmaths

16. Pictures or...

In fact what I enjoy most on bland threads are the hilarious memes...oh my I get cracked up swing them.

Reading comments on bland can be a great way of relieving stress.

Cc: Temitemi1

Nice

this op must be an Igbo tribalist..
wrote so many rubbish slang about the Yoruba nation
but just one for the Igbo's and its not even insulting. at least IPOB doesn't actually mean anything bad..

see the fool writing Wasterners up there...is that even funny? the OP and the mod who pushed this to FP without modifying delicate things like that tribal stuff is very stewpid

nonsense...

where's 'thunder fire you crew'

wailing:
Ye wrong

1: Wailing Wailer

2: Undecided

3: NCAN

4: I school in france or itlay

5: Who you EPP

6: Pics or......you know the rest :d

then the rest list follows

Gosh that slang is old......
Buh what do i know, I school in france

plussize:
anybody get baygon or raid here d mosquito here na die dis buhari mosquitoes

Ehyaaa...no mosquitoes here in france



I school there

What of these: YEYE DEY SMELL + IJAW AND JAGUDA

OP U FORGET THE NEW TITLE FOR THE MAN IN TOP AFFaIRS.
Baba Go Slow Burukutu sipping Gworo chewing King of the North Cow thinking

DrMaths:
Nairaland is one funny place where people come to read latest happenings and to cool off. The most interesting part on the forum are the comments, where you get to read other peoples view on a particular matter and either respond or contribute. Now, the juicy parts of the comments are the hilarious ones, some of the comments are so funny, you can even crack a rib while laughing.
Personally,
15. Iranu Abasa
14. Have you Blame GEJ Today
13. Who U EPP
12. End Time
11. GEJ My Hero
10. Wasteners
9. IPOB Youth
8. Change the Change
7. Ugandan Brothers
6. Lala and Snake
5. Guess Who Is Wailing?
4. Pictures You Will Relate With
3. Kenya and sex related news Be Like
2. Afonjo Brothers
1. I Came Here to Check Names

Add Yours
Source: Drmaths

Where is "La click, la bend"? Abi you never visit sexuality section before ni?

modified:
OK so I see that magabounce and idsamoo already mentioned that. That shows they have been visiting sexuality section

CeenoEvu:


Where is "La click, la bend"? Abi you never visit sexuality section before ni?

modified:
OK so I see that magabounce and idsamoo already mentioned that. That shows they have been visiting sexuality section

Lmao!!! Wot can a man do!!!!

U did not add flat head and awon olori pelebe..

source or idonbilivit

OP u forgot Brown Roof Republic.

U forgot to add eleyi gidi gan........, OK, I come book space......

Konjinabastar...

What does Afonjas mean? I'm still trying to know the meaning.

BlindAngel:

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At the bolded of no 13, Olamide knows nothing about who you help, give ceaser what belongs to ceaser.
Who you help was first raised and also went viral under Shun_bebe.

ova sabi dey wori dis niga
shun_bebe ko shun_bobo ni, kip dat 2 urself.. If is nt badoo is nobody..

kenonze:
Up till now, I don't understand what is Afonjo brothers

afonja === sawt waste coward.

which is virtually every single sawt wasterner

Whotoff

Make I buy 1 plot for here
Keep Off!¡! This land is not for sale

lonelydora:
What does Afonjas mean? I'm still trying to know the meaning.

Yoruba's are called afonjas
the name originated from ilorin

BlindAngel:

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At the bolded of no 13, Olamide knows nothing about who you help, give ceaser what belongs to ceaser.
Who you help was first raised and also went viral under Shun_bebe.

Thanks