1.Only in NAIJA WEDDING they will form like the food was mistakenly placed before them

2. you give one person card, and he comes with 5 others. Tell me how your food no go finish

3. Only in Naija WEDDING will you see guests going home with big nylon of rice.... You must take care of their dinner too.

4. Its only in Naija wedding you see that the bride and goom are shy to kiss each other as if they have not been doing it undercover..

Bring more

5. this one na everywhere Naija WEDDING where all the groomsmen will be toasting all the flower girls.

6. It's in Naija WEDDING will someone signal the couples that they've been at the reception for 2hrs and haven't been served."

they will be like.....

7. There's always one active busy body babe at every Naija WEDDING. Everybody must notice her by fire by force"

that kind babe ehhhn, go fit starve you like kilode


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8. Only at Naija WEDDING would people be serve according to how they dress..

9. Church service still on; Reception already filled to capacity, that is Naija WEDDING for you bro

Lol please continue now,i really want to see d remaining

10. It's only at Naija WEDDING they will serve u Amala then bring soup 2hrs later... If tired of waiting do this style.....

And where is number 10,wow thanks

11. The most annoying part in Naija WEDDING is that the groom will spend all the money and the bride will take all the glory

12. Always l king around for who's admiring u,each time u leave ur seat

13. It's only in Naija WEDDING you will hear superstition that if you pick the bride's flower, u will be the next to wed
dey there and be catching flowers, time is going

You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow

lmao... number 10...

After Wedding.....


Calculation Gbeqe

lol.

U pay 7/12 kobo for aso Ebi,ordinary Malta,u nor go see drink.ThoSe who distribute souvenirs Will give 3/4 items gift to their paddy and dash u one Parker/calendar

This post dry small

Hehehehe

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

[size=5pt]Make I go continue my search for Skrill funds...freelancers, forexers, biko epp me. N390/$[/size]

hmmn

salabscholar01:
4. Its only in Naija wedding you see that the bride and goom are shy to kiss each other as if they have not been doing it undercover..

My cousin did this one on her wedding day, the MC had to plead with her b4 she agreed to kiss her husband, just because her parents were watching.

Mtchewwww, I was trying to force the laugh but I couldn't see what will make me laugh in the entire post.
You need to go for more tutorial @OP

quote author=ALAYORMII post=49106095]You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow[/quote]

Thank God for this!!!!

14: Only in naija wedding, if u Like kill 1,000 cows meat will not still be enough.......

I am happy i was born a nigerian...


Hillarious..