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Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by elhafeez(m): 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2016

i know Man u fans wouldnt like this. Hère are some tweets and reactions after thé game

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by elhafeez(m): 6:41pm On Oct 23, 2016

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by elhafeez(m): 6:53pm On Oct 23, 2016

pls add

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by passionate88: 6:59pm On Oct 23, 2016

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Young03(m): 7:22pm On Oct 23, 2016

ah have nothing to say

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by GodIsFoolish: 7:32pm On Oct 23, 2016

Chelsea 4-0 Manchester United: Premier League

Chelsea fans celebrating in Northern Nigeria

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by SureTip: 7:49pm On Oct 23, 2016

Lol...funny

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by elhafeez(m): 7:56pm On Oct 23, 2016

this one bad

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by tola9ja: 8:00pm On Oct 23, 2016

1. Pedro ran faster than Smalling, dribbled De Gea and scored
2. Cahill got his goal off a deflection from Smalling and scored off another deflection teasing De Gea
3. Hazard dribbled smalling before place a low curving shot beyond DE Gea
4. Kante dribbled past Smalling and one other defender before slotting a "teasing confusing shot" past a "frustruated and confused De Gea"

Man of the match- Eden Hazard

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Garshyzee(m): 8:11pm On Oct 23, 2016

E b like say i da watch captain america cry

my dear man utd

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Adrenaline123(m): 8:51pm On Oct 23, 2016

lol, they spelt his name

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Samunique(m): 9:01pm On Oct 23, 2016

The tweet that got me cracking was, " Mourinho looking for Pogba's receipt," by the telegraph grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by UncutSk(m): 9:50pm On Oct 23, 2016

manure!!!

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Flashh: 10:03pm On Oct 23, 2016

Can someone call 911, I think I just witnessed a rape.

If God gives you "ogba", make it "Drogba", not "Pogba".

I hope Mourinho is seeing all these.

On a serious note: What happened to Mourinho in Chelsea, is now repeating itself. As usual,the players are playing against him.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by BrutalJab: 10:04pm On Oct 23, 2016

Manure Utd. Sorry en.... grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

Pep Guardiola was beaten 4-0 at Nou Camp ,Mourinho was beaten 4-0 at Stamford bridge.
#beware_of_ur_ex

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by XaintJoel20: 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

They say " when two elephants fight it is the ground that suffers", but Chelsea's match against Man United has faulted that saying. Instead of the pitch of Stamford Bridge to suffer in this big fight involving two giants, Manchester United is the one that suffered.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyah For United...
# UpChelsea ....

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Olukokosir(m): 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

To my fellow United fans,I think we should have invested the money used in buying Pogba in MMM ....it would have
matured to get Messi by now...

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by cassidy1996(m): 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

united for life...........

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

Lwkmdgjfgklfnnk grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Phiniter(m): 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

Not funny

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by gen2briz(m): 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2016

Nice one

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by lifezone247(m): 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2016

This one is gone already. grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by jeeqaa7(m): 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2016

some days are like that

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by cokiek(f): 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2016

lol...it was a fab match! Let the tweets keep rolling

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by hotspec(m): 10:06pm On Oct 23, 2016

why MAN U dey suffer mostly in octobers??

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by FakeNEWSevryday: 10:07pm On Oct 23, 2016

cloud9usher:
Here are some more funny comments

JUDAS ISCARIOT BETRAYED JESUS WITH A PECK.

I'm sure you know the end result. Terry greeted MOURINHO with a PECK and the result produced...

P-PEDRO
E-EDEN HAZARD
C-CAHILL
K-KANTE
A 4-0 PECK[

hmmmm, PECK of demolition

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Mikylopez(f): 10:07pm On Oct 23, 2016

na wa ooo if I bought something like pogba at d super market I wud av returned it and asked for a refund .....I was weak asf! stopped watching after d 2nd goal

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by iceberryose(m): 10:07pm On Oct 23, 2016

Phiniter:
Not funny

Man U fan sighted
The thread isn't meant for you

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by FakeNEWSevryday: 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2016

tola9ja:
1. Pedro ran faster than Smalling, dribbled De Gea and scored
2. Cahill got his goal off a deflection from Smalling and scored off another deflection teasing De Gea
3. Hazard dribbled smalling before place a low curving shot beyond DE Gea
4. Kante dribbled past Smalling and one other defender before slotting a "teasing confusing shot" past a "frustruated and confused De Gea"

Man of the match-Eden Hazard

Smalling contributed to all the four goal, and in your post u mentioned Smalling 4 time and Hazard once and u still got the gut to give man the match to hazard
Chris the son of Smalling ni man of the match joor grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by mcayomind: 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2016

mou goes spiritual

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by sapien(m): 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2016

*In Tekno's voice* 4-Lake give me love 0.

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