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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by deolu2000(m): 10:39pm On Oct 23, 2016

Why is everyone obsessed with Manutd? Cut us a slag bico. We had a bad day at the office,weren't man city bashed last wedsdy by Barca? Didnt arsenal also plumet chelsea. How abt liverpool teaching arsenal d way to go abt it. Burnley humbled liverpool as well etc.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by jimi4us: 10:40pm On Oct 23, 2016

I pray God go touch juventus heart and they will give man U change for pogba money.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by dacovajnr: 10:40pm On Oct 23, 2016

The items Kante took out of his pocket when he got home:
Keys
Wallet
Coins
Pogba

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by youngaz(m): 10:40pm On Oct 23, 2016

Daraph:
How to greet a Manchester United fan

just say: Ekú ojó méta.

and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

was eating sumtin pepper-ish....and u almost made me choke cheesy

...mhen d kind of comments ave bin readin since dat match finished ehn? grin

nah die ooo

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Shammak(m): 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2016

Dem suppose use da money wey den use buy Pogba do MMM ah swear undecided

Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by fapcrook(m): 10:43pm On Oct 23, 2016

The first goal by Chelsea was 30 seconds indomie was even two minutes

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 10:44pm On Oct 23, 2016

Mikylopez:
na wa ooo if I bought something like pogba at d super market I wud av returned it and asked for a refund .....I was weak asf! stopped watching after d 2nd goal

There are better days ahead, dear. cry

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by electrokcoi(m): 10:44pm On Oct 23, 2016

happy birthday man u

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by XaintJoel20: 10:45pm On Oct 23, 2016

adroitvezy:

the match didn't fault the saying because it was not a fight. It was a case of an elephant lashing an ant.

Manchester United, an ant

Please Mourinho must not heat this...

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Lastanza: 10:46pm On Oct 23, 2016

Young03:
ah have nothing to say

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by FvckShiT(m): 10:47pm On Oct 23, 2016

[size=16pt]Chelsea 4-cked ManUtd hard[/size] grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by mecussey(m): 10:52pm On Oct 23, 2016

tola9ja:
1. Pedro ran faster than Smalling, dribbled De Gea and scored
2. Cahill got his goal off a deflection from Smalling and scored off another deflection teasing De Gea
3. Hazard dribbled smalling before place a low curving shot beyond DE Gea
4. Kante dribbled past Smalling and one other defender before slotting a "teasing confusing shot" past a "frustruated and confused De Gea"

Man of the match- Eden Hazard

You know why smalling received all this dribble...? Na bc, that one wey carry too much hair from everton was a minus in the team....Pogba go dey fukkkck Dencia knowing fully well say super match dey this wkend. Then de gea no too understand watin dey happen for the other room. Na only smalling come remain for defence

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 10:55pm On Oct 23, 2016

I don't get why everyone is blaming Pogba. The boy is a midfield maestro. Ed Woodward and the rest knew what they were buying for world record fee. The burden of goal scoring is on Zlatan and the other strikers. Pogba isn't at fault.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by mecussey(m): 10:57pm On Oct 23, 2016

Olukokosir:
To my fellow United fans,I think we should have invested the money used in buying Pogba in MMM ....it would have
matured to get Messi by now...

I dey tell you

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Smellymouth: 10:58pm On Oct 23, 2016

Mourinho, you broke my heart this NIGHT.. cry

You cover book FOUR NOTHING..(4-0) grin

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 11:02pm On Oct 23, 2016

hotspec:
why MAN U dey suffer mostly in octobers??

Because it's 9 months after valentine day,man united is a ho

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by mecussey(m): 11:10pm On Oct 23, 2016

bigtiny10:
I don't get why everyone is blaming Pogba. The boy is a midfield maestro. Ed Woodward and the rest knew what they were buying for world record fee. The burden of goal scoring is on Zlatan and the other strikers. Pogba isn't at fault.

You wont understand, pogba was supposed to protect his defenders but he lost all his energy to Dencia...if watched, when he goes forward, he never returned early

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 11:14pm On Oct 23, 2016

GodIsFoolish:
Chelsea 4-0 Manchester United: Premier League

Chelsea fans celebrating in Northern Nigeria

Yeye guy

just look at ur Monika? God help u,because I can't angry

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by mightykabex670: 11:14pm On Oct 23, 2016

Daraph:
How to greet a Manchester United fan

just say: Ekú ojó méta.

and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

Shit,you should be jailed for this EPIC comment. You're just to wicked to the poor Manchester United fans who are still sorely licking their wounds. What a murdering comment. Lwkmd

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Mikylopez(f): 11:20pm On Oct 23, 2016

Haute:

There are better days ahead, dear.

*smiles* tnx

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by gameboyo: 11:23pm On Oct 23, 2016

Na so like be

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 11:26pm On Oct 23, 2016

mecussey:

You wont understand, pogba was supposed to protect his defenders but he lost all his energy to Dencia...if watched, when he goes forward, he never returned early

Dencia lol. Okay. You got a point there. But don't forget : Smalling failed to clear Alonso's pass - 1st Goal. Hazard's corner kick deflected off Smalling - 2nd Goal. Hazard dribbled past Smalling - 3rd goal. Even Kante dribbled past Smalling - 4th goal. Smalling bleeped up with his string of defensive errors and incompetence.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by gabrielniy(m): 11:30pm On Oct 23, 2016

Google63:
dry

Hahaha, pour water to make it wet.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Nobody: 11:30pm On Oct 23, 2016

Daraph:
How to greet a Manchester United fan

just say: Ekú ojó méta.

and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by donvicky2007: 11:31pm On Oct 23, 2016

Mikylopez:
na wa ooo if I bought something like pogba at d super market I wud av returned it and asked for a refund .....I was weak asf! stopped watching after d 2nd goal

No need to ask for refund dear,just tell them you to exchange it with kante.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by tingFanG: 11:45pm On Oct 23, 2016

Lol

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by GraceInUSA: 11:50pm On Oct 23, 2016

the specialist in failure indeed.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by pizzylee(m): 12:30am On Oct 24, 2016

Thisnut:
lol at if God gives you ogba , make it Drogba not Pogba

dz tweet funny die,never knew 32m cud beta Dan 89m

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Brainiacbbb(m): 1:08am On Oct 24, 2016

cloud9usher:
Here is another:

Over the week, people who had gone back to their former clubs each received 4 goals;

Guardiola went back to Camp Nou and took 4

Van Persie came back to Old Trafford and took 4

Mourinho and Mata also came back to Stamford Bridge and collected 4

Are you saying David luiz will get 4 too, you know maybe at old Trafford.

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Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by chubbygal(f): 1:19am On Oct 24, 2016

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