Cham, u got d rite ta b scared. . . .  Lets rouse dis place up,  . . quick 5 bars

Beta pray 4 hell/ dat your safe as hell/ when I dcide ta blaze dem shells
cuz They say cham is solid. . . well I'm here 2 break da spell

I'll put u in a daze as well/while doin your cutie girl raw
D way I Force her into motion. . . she nickname my d*ck Newton's first law

He wants to reign/ but I'll let d gun xplain/now son is slain
and u still wont hav 'yah-way'. .  if u were born again

Im d best wif text play/ accept d evidence with less rage
or ill present his headless best mate/ in box. . . 2 send Tex' a message

So stop claimin d best guy/ cuz im waitin ta deck ya
while ya girl givin head 2 Streets. . . like muslims prayin in mecca!!!

Chamo!!. . . What have you got to say for yourself??!

streetwize:

Beta pray 4 hell/ dat your safe as hell/ when I dcide ta blaze dem shells
cuz They say cham is solid. . . well I'm here 2 break da spell

Im d best wif text play/ accept d evidence with less rage
or ill present his headless best mate/ in box. . . 2 send Tex' a message

So stop claimin d best guy/ cuz im waitin ta deck ya
while ya girl givin head 2 Streets. . . like muslims prayin in mecca!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . THESE LINES GOT ME CRACKING MY RIBS!!!. . . . . . oh shite. . . . I feel like writing over these Christmas holidays.

Criously

cham wont hav sick word-play if his dictionary/ had cheeky habits/ was disease ravaged/ and lost d key to d medicine cabinet

I want to battle this streetwize character he seems very good.
Im just a beginner tho so please go easy on me.
Care to go first sir?

oi Ibime abeg drop jo. . . . 
and ur mum , . . y dont u drop a quick keystyle 2 show us all wht u got

Thanks!
hmmm,  . .

My flow is cold like winter/
Got hos like Goldfinger/
While u a fake homez. . .  I call u Tommy Holfiger/
So take a break my nigg*/
This rap ish aint for you/
You better off packing food/
In another country . . .  while them white folk stare at you/
Cos I have lines/ that make might make ya girl mine/
And make her c u m. . . like a couple hundred times/
As you can see by these I just do this for fun/
And I know you respect it so you can call me YourMum/

streetwize:

oi Ibime abeg drop jo. . . . 

It must be known/ that Streets is dirty. . .with his musty flow/
I'm Macho Man. . . so watch me clean up. . .  .these Dusty Rhodes!/


He pose and mimic/ biting rappers, though he wont admit it/
cos Streets is made from "bit u men". . .  .and his road is gritted!/
He sold his spirit!/ Which Man U know is so committed?/
My tactics. . . to make this black burn. . .  like Scholes and Vidic/


Im bold and rigid/ You old and frigid/ so know ya limit/
I bring the stadium down. . . when his dome is splitted!/
Flow? Acidic!/ Prose? I spit it/ so exqusite/
Just let em know my name. . . so they know who did it!!!/


You get burnt with a large tyre/ ya current flow doesn’t spark fire/
So leaving alive would be a close shave. . . when I barb wire!/

He's acting brave/ cos he won the last match we played/
but I'll steamroll him. . . and flatten Streets out. . . on aggregate!!!/ 




Warning shots. . . . .

Ibime:


It must be known/ that Streets is dirty. . .with his musty flow/
I'm Macho Man. . . so watch me clean up. . .  .these Dusty Rhodes!/


He pose and mimic/ biting rappers, though he wont admit it/
cos Streets is made from "bit u men". . .  .and his road is gritted!/
He sold his spirit!/ Which Man U know is so committed?/
My tactics. . . to make this black burn. . .  like Scholes and Vidic/


Im bold and rigid/ You old and frigid/ so know ya limit/
I bring the stadium down. . . when his dome is splitted!/
Flow? Acidic!/ Prose? I spit it/ so exqusite/
Just let em know my name. . . so they know who did it!!!/


You get burnt with a large tyre/ ya current flow doesn’t spark fire/
So leaving alive would be a close shave. . . when I barb wire!/

He's acting brave/ cos he won the last match we played/
but I'll steamroll him. . . and flatten Streets out. . . on aggregate!!!/ 




Warning shots. . . . .

Hehehehehe. . . . u dey try me abi?. . make I catch u dia. . . . Mad verse tho. . .

streetwize:


Im d best wif text play/ accept d evidence with less rage
or ill present his headless best mate/ in box. . . 2 send Tex' a message

So stop claimin d best guy/ cuz im waitin ta deck ya
while ya girl givin head 2 Streets. . . like muslims prayin in mecca!!!

ANDDDDDDDDDD

Ibime:



He pose and mimic/ biting rappers, though he wont admit it/
cos Streets is made from "bit u men". . .  .and his road is gritted!/
He sold his spirit!/ Which Man U know is so committed?/
My tactics. . . to make this black burn. . .  like Scholes and Vidic/

JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, i DON DIE.  men, the two of u are demons, demons i say, wetin be dat wack list lalaboi put, u guys are the top two, (i dont even know who comes first) I gotta drop something


Gat viral skillery,. . . . so i'm sick with the art/
This joker gamblin wiv his life like he dealin wit cards/
u ridiculous fart/ u actually thinkin u smart?
u want drama, . . . fc.uk sequels but u'll be leavin in parts

no commercial ties with tyson but i deal wiv heavy weights/
u gat a "co.ck",. . . .  but no "chick", . . . . . so your "eggs" aint never gettin "laid"
he tryin to test the great/ I write lines with accurate points, to plot your deadly fate
u bent on bein a dumb fa.g so ma flows u'll never get it straight/

I fc.uk wit money, so call it sweet love the way i eat dis paper/
I'm makin dirty dough, . . . . so need 4 a neater baker/ (anita baker)
i defeat ya fakers/ . . . . . make your mobs shook wen we rhyme,,
fc.uk dope, i spit crack, so like baits, y'all hooked on the lines/

@Ibeme
@streetwize

wtf??!!!!
u guys are surely OD-ing on sth.
Waeva it is keep smokin it
Gud stuff, im ashame to hit ma key board.
Dunno if i can do this thing again , it's been a looooooooong time.
But now im tempted:

always keep ma style Novel like Strange Novel/
i sweat ILL [/i]Flow i need [i]Antiseptic Towel/
i no well oo!(lol)
flow beta than me is the day in february u hear Noel/
can u count how many times i make your heart quake/
Yeezy poo 808 times i'ma give u HeartBreak
u Wired to read ma Power Lines like a Metre
drop Bars like Moses and deadly Snakes appear/
Ride beat E'rtime like a Knight in his Prime/
Blend fake cats if they tryna get on ma Grind/
see im more than a Rapper [/i]im the[i] Gifted one/
u won many battle but wit me u sure just lost one/
always leave u Runnin'  cos u got Split personality
im Ubiquitous a star sorta like a[i] Split Screen Visibility[/i]
get in a[i] PENsive[/i] mood when i see an Empty Pad/
cos ma Pen is ma Budy we are like[i] Pen Pals[/i]/

Will luvv to be whooped by this Streetwise dude someday 
oNe

@DBR

Dropping a No Show verse

coming like that?shoulda never checked, my lines make you tap!
Kick u off da map, so unusual, like the touchdowns of WArren SaPP
bippity hippity hoo blah seeing you not drop dont hurt.
dude sucks,couldnt kick a good rhyme, if he played soccer with his words
Might as well be talkin' Greek,
, Your punchlines make rooms grow quiet.
Nonsense, like death camp survivors starting up on Slim Fast diets.
I’m down to ruggedly bump uglies. My ass to your face.
Give you a taste of the shit I talk when I’m belligerently rockin’ the place.
On the real tho’,
I’ll stick a steal toe boot up your ass like a Love Machine.
Jiggle it just a little bit and quiz you in how that feels, bro
Shave my ass crack with a Norelco, and glue the hairs to your chin.
Pass you off as Osama bin Laden, and collect the award for capturing him.
Forge my name in your will, ill be quick to kill yo!.
Smother you with a throw pillow and jab you in the belly with both my elbows.
Before I leave you , I suggest you dip
Seeing you got a dick in ya mouth, no wonder you couldnt spit

dyabman:

@DBR

Dropping a No Show verse

im kinda slow, so watya mean?
oNe

Streetwize - I see u
Ibime - I see u
H.J - I see u
DBR - U 2
Lalaboi - I no see u

Okay, we might aswell blow this place up . . . If NL crashes this is the reason



Who u know got more witty lines than Chamotex? Flows to precision
I'm on a mission to blow cos everything I drop is ammunition

My aim is straight homes, I break domes and maim bones.
Take the F out of your mouth bi.tch, cos you have a 'Lames tone

Bleep a nine/I'll rip holes thru your heart with an im[i]pulse[/i] turbine
Your rhyme's in decline/So I'm inclined to kill this bald porcine

I'm causing this gays mass destruction with lyrical Weapons-and-Tactics
Dumbo, Imma grasp your throat until u choke, so Wise up or End-up-in-plastic

In this HOLY land I spit 'pill grim' so pay HOMAGE or i'll hurt you
Like a flames-tone I'll shed light on darkness to burn you

He's bleak and he's silly . . . all along he was weak and he knew it.
I'd turn you 'black and blue' but you've already beaten me to it.




Merry Christmas!!!

chamotex:

My aim is straight homes, I break domes and maim bones.
Take the F out of your mouth bi.tch, cos you have a 'Lames tone

In this HOLY land I spit 'pill grim' so pay HOMAGE or i'll hurt you
Like a flames-tone I'll shed light on darkness to burn you

Are you battling someone called Flames Tone?. . . . . . . . if I didnt know better, I would have . . . . someone do him the honour! 

chamotex:


Who u know got more witty lines than Chamotex? Flows to precision
I'm on a mission to blow cos everything I drop is ammunition

My aim is straight homes, I break domes and maim bones.
Take the F out of your mouth bi.tch, cos you have a 'Lames tone

Bleep a nine/I'll rip holes thru your heart with an im[i]pulse[/i] turbine
Your rhyme's in decline/So I'm inclined to kill this bald porcine

I'm causing this gays mass destruction with lyrical Weapons-and-Tactics
Dumbo, Imma grasp your throat until u choke, so Wise up or End-up-in-plastic

In this HOLY land I spit 'pill grim' so pay HOMAGE or i'll hurt you
Like a flames-tone I'll shed light on darkness to burn you

He's bleak and he's silly . . . all along he was weak and he knew it.
I'd turn you 'black and blue' but you've already beaten me to it.




Merry Christmas!!!

I sees u as well. . . . is it flamestone from FBR? (Facebook of rhymes)

Ibime:

Are you battling someone called Flames Tone?. . . . . . . . if I didnt know better, I would have . . . . someone do him the honour! 

Let me break it down for ya

If I took the flame out of someone's mouth (meaning they are not spitting fire/hot ish).
Take the 'f' out and you're left with lame. Simple!!!

Like a flames-tone

Actually I was meant to type 'flame stone'

You know me better

A lil off the dome at work


dont deal with the fakes/ so cocky, i only speak with the greats
gat finesse on tracks, . . . . .so deep u gotta dig in the crates

holdin a calender  . . . . is the only time u seen with a date (I know dats generic,  )
your sis needed a fix . . .so i got her  screwed with ma nuts , . . . by throwin ma di.ck in its place

u cant keep up with this pace/ . . . u'll just sprain both your ankles/
i'm stil gon drop an album cuz ma record is too hot to handle

And I'm far from a first year student but i'm always a fresh man/
Dont need a record label for me to drop a def jam  . . . .

^^^^HOTTTTTT!!!


This punk get swept/ by cross-winds from my jumbo jet/
Make his chin touch his chest/. . . when my punch hunch his neck!/

His chick cun.t get stretched/ and left with with a fungus cleft/
Actually, her mammary. . .  is just a lumpous br.east/

This pig’ll get roast/ till his skin is a toast/
My fans are so underground, I gotta rig to get votes/

What I spit would corrode/ any skill he promotes/
He’s harbouring styles. . . till I make him give up the ghost/

Hey Chamotex, wat it do.I see u too bruv.

Am your Future, b4 u get @ me u already beaten/
am still your Present, a perfect Gift [/i]that’s straight spittin’/

U nice with [i]Chorus, u ‘F’ around cus u’s a Hooker/
just like cheap Bukka, u Service every tom, manliness ‘n’ all trooper/

u rep da Red Light, just Stop ‘n’ quit da rap District/
i’ll Bruise u cus am the tough idea u Die-Hard to depict/

not feelin’ your poo, so am Jailin’ your rhymez behind ma Bars/
am doing Rap dudes, switch to Babalawo to do Jazz/

y'all  always Watch ma back am so ahead o’ your Time/
thanx 4 bein’ there sons and for ma rhymez dat u mime/

Now how bout that for some local relevance iishhhh

oNe

WARNING SHOTS TO IBIME.
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I'll let the club hammer splatter-your-face, have it shattered-in-eights
Your death was so predictable your momma had your casket-arranged

And i heard you wouldn't be ill after contracting-a-plague
Your task-is-insane. . . . . I carry more HEAT than a Luger contains

I land blows on your bifocals n abdomen to burst your frames
Tying you up with ropes n chains, grab the probes to[i] poke your brains[/i]

Ex[i]pose your veins[/i] n leave your body toast in pain
Sauron spew disses till his f[/i]ucking [i]throat is strained

Wow!! Streetwise, ibime and h.j!! Wow!! I seen streetwise pop a lil sum'n on fbr buh dis is where da shyt flowz,  Big up broz,  Keep killin em wid da flo!

~Sauron~:

I'll let the club hammer splatter-your-face, have it shattered-in-eights
Your death was so predictable your momma had your casket-arranged

I splatter ya face/ . . . like ya girl, when I handle her case/
And I dont use a rubber. . . but Ill have her erased/

Im exposing this gay/ cos he's known for rolling in drag/
You see him holding his bag. . . when he's patrolling the ave/

You toting a mag?/ You better tuck it away/
Im nothing to play/ so please have a wonderful day/

otherwise Ill cut with a blade/ and make ya stomach decay/
Im Top Drog. . . and this nucca is a[i] f**king disgrace[/i]!/

I give u one "sec" to "sine" out "cos" ma lines "cot" straight like "tangents"/bisect ur brain perpendicular to ur neck n backchest/u can't "function" within dis "range" cos dis is ma "domain"/u think u r dope?nigga i am high off cocain

Ma "minimum value" in rap leaves u at a "critical point"/cos immo integrate ma punches n dislocate ur physical joints/cos ma lyrical point is to show ur rap "limit"/d closer u get to me ur value goes to "zero" digit

ma punchlines cud "vary" but killin u is "constant"/i dnt need ur contact cos dats not important/"beta" start prayin to ur "alpha" n "omega"/cos u dnt know ur rap "roots" u jus a dumb nigga

i'm a perfect dude dats why i flow in sixteens/n if u square up 2 me i get u thrown in d bin/"log" out of dis battle n head back to ur "base"/cos immo keep comin dope n still spread crack on ur face

I give u one "sec" to "sine" out "cos" ma lines "cot" straight like "tangents"/bisect ur brain perpendicular to ur neck n backchest/u can't "function" within dis "range" cos dis is ma "domain"/u think u r dope?nigga i am high off cocain

Ma "minimum value" in rap leaves u at a "critical point"/cos immo integrate ma punches n dislocate ur physical joints/cos ma lyrical point is to show ur rap "limit"/d closer u get to me ur value goes to "zero" digit

ma punchlines cud "vary" but killin u is "constant"/i dnt need ur contact cos dats not important/"beta" start prayin to ur "alpha" n "omega"/cos u dnt know ur rap "roots" u jus a dumb nigga

i'm a perfect dude dats why i flow in sixteens/n if u square up 2 me i get u thrown in d bin/"log" out of dis battle n head back to ur "base"/cos immo keep comin dope n still spread crack on ur face

mac-e:

I give u one "sec" to "sine" out "cos" ma lines "cot" straight like "tangents"/bisect your brain perpendicular to your neck n backchest/u can't "function" within dis "range" cos dis is ma "domain"/u think u r dope?nigga i am high off cocain

Ma "minimum value" in rap leaves u at a "critical point"/cos immo integrate ma punches n dislocate your physical joints/cos ma lyrical point is to show your rap "limit"/d closer u get to me your value goes to "zero" digit

ma punchlines cud "vary" but killin u is "constant"/i dnt need your contact cos dats not important/"beta" start prayin to your "alpha" n "omega"/cos u dnt know your rap "roots" u jus a dumb nigga

i'm a perfect dude dats why i flow in sixteens/n if u square up 2 me i get u thrown in d bin/"log" out of dis battle n head back to your "base"/cos immo keep comin dope n still spread crack on your face

Damn, deep

mac-e:

I give u one "sec" to "sine" out "cos" ma lines "cot" straight like "tangents"/bisect your brain perpendicular to your neck n backchest/u can't "function" within dis "range" cos dis is ma "domain"/u think u r dope?nigga i am high off cocain

Ma "minimum value" in rap leaves u at a "critical point"/cos immo integrate ma punches n dislocate your physical joints/cos ma lyrical point is to show your rap "limit"/d closer u get to me your value goes to "zero" digit

ma punchlines cud "vary" but killin u is "constant"/i dnt need your contact cos dats not important/"beta" start prayin to your "alpha" n "omega"/cos u dnt know your rap "roots" u jus a dumb nigga

i'm a perfect dude dats why i flow in sixteens/n if u square up 2 me i get u thrown in d bin/"log" out of dis battle n head back to your "base"/cos immo keep comin dope n still spread crack on your face

Niice, But i'll like to see another one. ya dig?
oNe

Me i knw say i nor sabi too much oh!. . . But i still nor fit carry last!. . .Dropping something is better than dropping nothing!. .

Its the end of the year, but the start of ma takeover
I'll RIP APART these lots with the words i PUT TOGETHER!

I got the good stuff y'all lacking so get stuffed b4 u get battered
If you think you tough enough, then step up! you bloody basterds!

My sis NIKE calls me MERCURIAL cos I kick dudes like FOOTBALL
Her friend ADI thinks he's a SUPERSTAR but I dnt feel his tricks at all

I am lyrical battousai! Slaying netcees with pleasure is what i live for
Will still run things in the land for decades to come! prolly for a millenium!



So chamo. . .any chance of a match up with Street?

This Rap Battle Section Is Dead Mukina and Lalaboi Killed It.

Alexpissu:

This Rap Battle Section Is Dead Mukina and Lalaboi Killed It.

HOW? as far as i know. . .you and the other lots come online once in 10weeks . . Tried setting up a battle for you but you ignored all through! Then you have the audacity to pin this on me! . . .No mention my name oh!

Alexpissu:

This Rap Battle Section Is Dead    Mukina and Lalaboi Killed It.

wackness is written all over this thread, even hybrid and ofokas thred were never this dry ,.
lalaboi killed it with over sabi .over deleting overbanning,.  
na me dey make this place tick , this place died the day lalaboi banned me ,.
beg me or else it will remain dry. and wack

@lalaboi

what the F is in your name ?

Your name brings money or *****

I remenber you deleting some of my post as far as am concerned you killed it .