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Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:12pm On Dec 15, 2016
Evening guys, what exactly is your problem? Why does your blood pressure rise to 130 once you see a lady behind the wheels?

Why will you try to overtake without indicating simply because she is a lady?

Why do you feel intimidated then increase your speed once you notice that the driver who is neck to neck with you is a lady?

Why will you feel too proud to say sorry when you hit her car and you are clearly at fault? Ooops, i forgot, she is a lady!!!

I think it is about time that you men accord the female drivers the respect that we deserve. Some women are even better drivers than you are tongue.

~PieceOfMyMIND~

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Nobody: 7:14pm On Dec 15, 2016
Why generalizing? undecided

Women do this more
undecided

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 7:19pm On Dec 15, 2016
I have two reasons.........


I will never allow a lady to drive before me because I was in a car with a lady one day(Ofcourse she was on wheel) when she suddenly takes the next turn causing all the cars behind to come to a sudden halt.

I screamed.........

"Jesus Christ in heaven, why did you that?"

"Do what" she asked.

"Turn left without turning on your indicators, you almost caused accident here"

"Why should I turn on my indicators?

"So that people behind you will know where you're going"

"And how is where I am going their business?" She queried.

SECOND ONE IS ACTUALLY AN ADVICE.

When your driving behind a lady and she turns on the whipper.

And it is not raining.

And it is close to a place where 4 roads met.


Then slow down cause she's trying to decided whether to follow left or right.

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Tyche(m): 7:22pm On Dec 15, 2016
Opens thread

Views her profile picture

Bounces out of thread with a long hiss

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:26pm On Dec 15, 2016
KissChrix:
Why generalizing? undecided


Women do this more
undecided

Not true. Women are more sympathetic than men even behind the wheels.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2016
Tyche:
Opens thread

Views her profile picture

Bounces out of thread with a long hiss

Buhbyeeee.

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:


Not true. Women are more sympathetic than men even behind the wheels.

No harm meant, but ladies can be scatter-brained sometimes


You forget the tiny details such as traffickating, reading road signs , you even speed more


A lady bashes a lady, fight must happen


90% of men that abuse ladies are mostly public transport drivers undecided
Even if a private car abuses, check well, He might be a public driver in His boss' car

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Tyche(m): 7:38pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:


Buhbyeeee.

Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
KissChrix:


No harm meant, but ladies can be scatter-brained sometimes


You forget the tiny details such as traffickating Indicating, reading road signs , you even speed more


A lady bashes a lady, fight must happen


90% of men that abuse ladies are mostly public transport drivers undecided
Even if a private car abuses, check well, He might be a public driver in His boss' car

There is actually nothing like traffickating, instead you should say 'indicating'. Yes, we do not disobey road signs like you men do, Watch a man coming on at 60km increase his speed to 90/100 just 'cos the traffic light just turned yellow from green. A lady faced with the same scenario will rather slow down and God help her, the driver behind her is a guy, You will hear his horn screeching like an angry Pterodactyl.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Ishilove: 7:41pm On Dec 15, 2016
Kondomatic:
I have two reasons.........


I will never allow a lady to drive before me because I was in a car with a lady one day(Ofcourse she was on wheel) when she suddenly takes the next turn causing all the cars behind to come to a sudden halt.

I screamed.........

"Jesus Christ in heaven, why did you that?"

"Do what" she asked.

"Turn left without turning on your indicators, you almost caused accident here"

"Why should I turn on my indicators?

"So that people behind you will know where you're going"

"And how is where I am going their business?" She queried.

SECOND ONE IS ACTUALLY AN ADVICE.

When your driving behind a lady and she turns on the whipper.

And it is not raining.

And it is close to a place where 4 roads met.


Then slow down cause she's trying to decided whether to follow left or right.
Lmao! It is this kind of yeye driving that makes men hiss when they discover the person behind the wheels is a woman.

In the aftermath of the chaos, they scoff and say 'no wonder. Na woman'

*you are a good. Writer, btw* smiley

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mutuwa(m): 7:42pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
Evening guys, what exactly is your problem? Why does your blood pressure rise to 130 once you see a lady behind the wheels?

Why will you try to overtake without indicating simply because she is a lady?

Why do you feel intimidated then increase your speed once you notice that the driver who is neck to neck with you is a lady?

Why will you feel too proud to say sorry when you hit her car and you are clearly at fault? Ooops, i forgot, she is a lady!!!

I think it is about time that you men accord the female drivers the respect that we deserve. Some women are even better drivers than you are tongue.

~PieceOfMyMIND~


Some guys not all guys..

Guys that exhibit what you put down are otherwise,the wise ones won't do that.

Some of the worst drivers are females.All glued up to the steering and fully focused.If you are too careful you make mistakes.

Women deserve respect yes ,but only when you respect yourselves aswell.

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by mejai(m): 7:42pm On Dec 15, 2016
Hehehe. same women dat won't consider us wen driving, especially in a slow traffic. beg till God's kingdom they will neva let u change lane. wicked women grin

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:43pm On Dec 15, 2016
This is hilarious cheesy cheesy.

Common, we are not terrible drivers, maybe some are but majority of us are level-headed when driving.


Kondomatic:
I have two reasons.........


I will never allow a lady to drive before me because I was in a car with a lady one day(Ofcourse she was on wheel) when she suddenly takes the next turn causing all the cars behind to come to a sudden halt.

I screamed.........

"Jesus Christ in heaven, why did you that?"

"Do what" she asked.

"Turn left without turning on your indicators, you almost caused accident here"

"Why should I turn on my indicators?

"So that people behind you will know where you're going"

"And how is where I am going their business?" She queried.

SECOND ONE IS ACTUALLY AN ADVICE.

When your driving behind a lady and she turns on the whipper.

And it is not raining.

And it is close to a place where 4 roads met.


Then slow down cause she's trying to decided whether to follow left or right
.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:44pm On Dec 15, 2016
since we are generalizing, women can't drive. angry

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:44pm On Dec 15, 2016
Ishilove:

Lmao! It is this kind of yeye driving that makes me hiss when they discover the person behind the wheels is a woman.

In the aftermath of the chaos, they scoff and say 'no wonder. Na woman'

That's their slogan. OBINRIN TIE NI, ABAJO grin grin grin

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
since we are generalizing, women can't drive. angry

Uncle Gazzuzz, don't let me punch you oooooo angry. If i take you to Ibadan, you will ask for more 'cos the sail will be so smooth that you will sleep all through.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:48pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:


Uncle Gazzuzz, don't let me punch you oooooo angry. If i take you to Ibadan, you will ask for more 'cos the sail will be so smooth that you will sleep all through.

I shall be scared all the way tongue
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Ishilove: 7:48pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
This is hilarious cheesy cheesy.

Common, we are not terrible drivers, maybe some are but majority of us are level-headed when driving.


Very very true, although sadly, majority of our menfolk don't agree.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Ishilove: 7:51pm On Dec 15, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
since we are generalizing, women can't drive. angry
If I drive you to Abuja, your BP will never remain the same again cheesy

Naptu2, you agree with Mimzyy? grin

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 7:52pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
This is hilarious cheesy cheesy.

Common, we are not terrible drivers, maybe some are but majority of us are level-headed when driving.


Ofcourse we have great female drivers but they don't wear uniform.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by king406(m): 7:52pm On Dec 15, 2016
Women should be in the kitchen and in the other room, not behind the wheel. angry

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2016
mejai:
Hehehe. same women dat won't consider us wen driving, especially in a slow traffic. beg till God's kingdom they will neva let u change lane. wicked women grin

Hahahaha, this is what you guys do! That's how one wicked one thought 'he was doing me' last week. My indicator was on, i kept pressing the horn while wearing a very sympathetic 'edakun e epp me face' and begging him for space, he didn't answer me, He just boned face like Idiagbon and i kept going closer bit by bit. He kept moving and shifting to the walkway. Finally, my chance came when the road was free, i swerved in fully and entered, dude wanted to do 'agidi' , only God knows how he climbed the walkway (it was low anyway). I just laughed at him from the mirror and i gave him a tongue out grin. When he finally got his chance, he came to my side and started ranting, i did not even reply him. grin

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 7:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
Ishilove:

Lmao! It is this kind of yeye driving that makes me hiss when they discover the person behind the wheels is a woman.

In the aftermath of the chaos, they scoff and say 'no wonder. Na woman'

*you are a good. Writer, btw* smiley
for real?


Then I am improving if you are sincere cause I know deep down that I am not a good writer but Nairalanders forced me to work on my written English.


Still working on it.........
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by KingRex1(m): 8:00pm On Dec 15, 2016
Women are usually scared and indecisive and of course this affects the other driver.

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Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:02pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:


Hahahaha, this is what you guys do! That's how one wicked one thought 'he was doing me' last week. My indicator was on, i kept pressing the horn while wearing a very sympathetic 'edakun e epp me face' and begging him for space, he didn't answer me, He just boned face like Idiagbon and i kept going closer bit by bit. He kept moving and shifting to the walkway. Finally, my chance came when the road was free, i swerved in fully and entered, dude wanted to do 'agidi' , only God knows how he climbed the walkway (it was low anyway). I just laughed at him from the mirror and i gave him a tongue out grin. When he finally got his chance, he came to my side and started ranting, i did not even reply him. grin
Who looks Uche face on a traffic?



That's bye the way.


You got me banned the other day.


Directly or indirectly.


But I am still balling.


And even if this one gets banned too.


I will still ball with another one.


That's the beauty of nairaland.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2016
Who are you?

Kondomatic:
Who looks Uche face on a traffic?



That's bye the way.


You got me banned the other day.


Directly or indirectly.


But I am still balling.


And even if this one gets banned too.


I will still ball with another one.


That's the beauty of nairaland.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Kondomatic(m): 8:19pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
Who are you?

So you can report me for using alternate?

No Nnem.........


Who I am doesn't matter.


I am still on nland reading and commenting.

That's what really matters.


Cheers.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Nobody: 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
Evening guys, what exactly is your problem? Why does your blood pressure rise to 130 once you see a lady behind the wheels?

Why will you try to overtake without indicating simply because she is a lady?

Why do you feel intimidated then increase your speed once you notice that the driver who is neck to neck with you is a lady?

Why will you feel too proud to say sorry when you hit her car and you are clearly at fault? Ooops, i forgot, she is a lady!!!

I think it is about time that you men accord the female drivers the respect that we deserve. Some women are even better drivers than you are tongue.

~PieceOfMyMIND~

Female drivers are the worst in these attitudes you mentioned.
1. They usually feel like male driver will always want to cheat them and they want to be like "hell no,, I won't allow that"

2. They sometimes want to enjoy special treatment from male drivers like " he knows I'm a lady now, he should treat like one"

3. They tends to be domineery of their "territory" on the highway like " this potion is my place now.

one of my research in Lagos State, Ikeja on Gender Differences in Driving behavior. I identified 4 driving behaviours in relation to defensive driving and female has higher likelihood of exhibiting 2 of them than male.


to everyone, whatever and whenever you are driving,, please help to protect the most complicated, most expensive and most precious machine ever designed- YOU
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Nobody: 8:22pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:
Evening guys, what exactly is your problem? Why does your blood pressure rise to 130 once you see a lady behind the wheels?

Why will you try to overtake without indicating simply because she is a lady?

Why do you feel intimidated then increase your speed once you notice that the driver who is neck to neck with you is a lady?

Why will you feel too proud to say sorry when you hit her car and you are clearly at fault? Ooops, i forgot, she is a lady!!!

I think it is about time that you men accord the female drivers the respect that we deserve. Some women are even better drivers than you are tongue.

~PieceOfMyMIND~

Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Nobody: 8:40pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy:


There is actually nothing like traffickating, instead you should say 'indicating'. Yes, we do not disobey road signs like you men do, Watch a man coming on at 60km increase his speed to 90/100 just 'cos the traffic light just turned yellow from green. A lady faced with the same scenario will rather slow down and God help her, the driver behind her is a guy, You will hear his horn screeching like an angry Pterodactyl.



Correction taken cool

Is there a law against the boldened part? We can't disobey a non-existent law na coolwink
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Mimzyy(f): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2016
Smh. It just clicked. Tallesty1. Rude boy who doesn't know how to argue logically without cursing parents. Goodnight dude. Ban well deserved. FYI, I do not intend to report you for using an alt. Free world.


Kondomatic:
So you can report me for using alternate?

No Nnem.........


Who I am doesn't matter.


I am still on nland reading and commenting.

That's what really matters.


Cheers.
Re: Men, Get In Please!!! by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mimzyy don't mind them jare.
* Women are bad drivers: that's why most accidented cars are/were driven by men. shocked

*Women are bad drivers: that's why most men prefer to buy fairly used cars driven by women. wink

*Ask these men the ratio of men that have bashed them to women, men are higher. undecided

*Peace Mass Transit buses and Dangote trucks are driven by women? Hell yea grin

*All those Lagos danfo drivers are probably women in male bodies...ahha

Personally,
I have a soft spot and respect for men that are car savvy, by car savvy_ they know the mechanics of their cars and can drive a manual car.
Any other is no different from 'stereotyped female drivers'.

So, calm your balls.

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