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Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
u tink am a fool so u abuse all my family now u beg for my no.don't let me say wat I don't want pls I've cause me pains

Hehehehe! So you have tiny sense. Thought you would be stupid enough to drop your number. Mumu! Beg for your number? You are so stupid. E be like say you no wan chop rice again. Call your stupid mum and ask her how to cook rice!!!! E no hard. Abi you no get airtime? You wretch! cheesy

I hope you die a painful death. That would give me great pleasure. grin
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:21pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Hehehehe! So you have tiny sense. Thought you would be stupid enough to drop your number. Mumu! Beg for your number? You are so stupid. E be like say you no wan chop rice again. Call your stupid mum and ask her how to cook rice!!!! E no hard. Abi you no get airtime? You wretch! cheesy

I hope you die a painful death. That would give me great pleasure. grin
god purnish u barstard
if u can't help den get the hell out
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:24pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Hehehehe! So you have tiny sense. Thought you would be stupid enough to drop your number. Mumu! Beg for your number? You are so stupid. E be like say you no wan chop rice again. Call your stupid mum and ask her how to cook rice!!!! E no hard. Abi you no get airtime? You wretch! cheesy

I hope you die a painful death. That would give me great pleasure. grin
I will Neva cause or parent cause they train me well
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
I will Neva cause or parent cause they train me well

Shut up! Your parents are losers!!!!!
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:33pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


F*ck you and your last born. If you like, keep following me. Better go and learn how to cook, so that hunger will not kill you.

No, wait. You are better off dead sef.

Keep following me, b*tch! I can see you are my fan. Why am I even complaining? It's a privilege for you to even read my posts. Jakande mumu. Lol.

Give me your number na, make I call you. grin grin
am hungry give me breast make i suck I go pay u
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
god purnish u barstard
if u can't help den get the hell out

Ewooo, e pain am! grin grin grin

Let me give you a little history about your parents. Your dad was an alcoholic. With a small joystick. Only way he could get a woman was if she was drunk or high, or brainless, cos no woman in her right senses wanted to be with him.
Your mum was a cheap brainless wh*re who f*cked anything that moved.
Heard they met in Ajegunle. Your parents could hardly afford the rent in the slums where they lived, so occasionally, your mum screwed the landlord's pig to get out of paying the rent.
Should I go on? Or should I upload screenshots of the chat you had with a fellow nairalander?
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
am hungry give me breast make i suck I go pay u

Go and suck your daddy's prick. grin
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:41pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Go and suck your daddy's prick. grin
is DAT wat u do for or father every morning I want DAT thing wet dey ur chest wey get 2 small leg hahahaha.
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
is DAT wat u do for or father every morning I want DAT thing wet dey ur chest wey get 2 small leg hahahaha.

Chai. Ma chukwu, you don't have sense. cheesy

How's life in ibadan? How is tunde, your fagg*t pal?
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:47pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Ewooo, e pain am! grin grin grin

Let me give you a little history about your parents. Your dad was an alcoholic. With a small joystick. Only way he could get a woman was if she was drunk or high, or brainless, cos no woman in her right senses wanted to be with him.
Your mum was a cheap brainless wh*re who f*cked anything that moved.
Heard they met in Ajegunle. Your parents could hardly afford the rent in the slums where they lived, so occasionally, your mum screwed the landlord's pig to get out of paying the rent.
Should I go on? Or should I upload screenshots of the chat you had with a fellow nairalander?
noting u say or do here pain me
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
noting u say or do here pain me

Oya clap for yourself.
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:51pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Chai. Ma chukwu, you don't have sense. cheesy

How's life in ibadan? How is tunde, your fagg*t pal?
am not in Ibadan dats, my,town but I go there if I get contract work
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 5:53pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Oya clap for yourself.
byebye
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
am not in Ibadan dats, my,town but I go there if I get contract work

This is 2017. I thought you would have stopped all this madness since last year. Why can't you grow up?

No, on a serious note. Nobody here likes you. You keep trolling all females, then you insult the ones that don't want to be friends with you. It's pathetic.

Change your ways, if not you'll end up with no friends. Take it from me. Honestly speaking.

I'll remove your name from my signature, and I'll stop insulting you as long as you don't cross my path.

If you are truly interested in learning how to cook, you can send me a PM. If not, it's cool.

Happy Sunday.

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Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 6:15pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


This is 2017. I thought you would have stopped all this madness since last year. Why can't you grow up?

No, on a serious note. Nobody here likes you. You keep trolling all females, then you insult the ones that don't want to be friends with you. It's pathetic.

Change your ways, if not you'll end up with no friends. Take it from me. Honestly speaking.

I'll remove my name from signature, and I'll stop insulting you as long as you don't cross my path.

If you are truly interested in learning how to cook, you can send me a PM. If not, it's cool.

Happy Sunday.
dear I don't hate u iv, vow not to talk to u again but u now insult me I've vow not to post in romance room I post here u now insult me. u tink am happy go thru d blog I curse u a lot but Neva curse or parent .u tink I didn't feel pain u abuse my family. I put this topic and u came to insult me I don't care if anybody like me or not nobody feed me am matured. I want to learn how to cook but u shud apologise to me.dis year I vow Neva to insult people but u didn't let me
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
dear I don't hate u iv, vow not to talk to u again but u now insult me I've vow not to post in romance room I post here u now insult me. u tink am happy go thru d blog I curse u a lot but Neva curse or parent .u tink I didn't feel pain u abuse my family. I put this topic and u came to insult me I don't care if anybody like me or not nobody feed me am matured. I want to learn how to cook but u shud apologise to me.dis year I vow Neva to insult people but u didn't let me

I will not apologise to you. After all, you were the one that started insulting me since last year. You want to claim you've never insulted me? I don't need you to apologise to me either. It doesn't add anything to me.

All I want is for you to respect yourself and others, then you'll be respected. Stop mentioning me. I've told you times without number, I don't like it. Don't mention me. And don't follow me either. Then I'll leave you alone.

But, the more you keep pestering me, the more I'll insult you. And trust me, when I dedicate my time to mess someone up, it's never a pretty sight. Ask Siena.

However, if I find out by tomorrow, that you're still following me, you won't like the things I'll start posting about you. Just a friendly advice.

Let sleeping dogs lie. Have a lovely week ahead.
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 8:25pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


I will not apologise to you. After all, you were the one that started insulting me since last year. You want to claim you've never insulted me? I don't need you to apologise to me either. It doesn't add anything to me.

All I want is for you to respect yourself and others, then you'll be respected. Stop mentioning me. I've told you times without number, I don't like it. Don't mention me. And don't follow me either. Then I'll leave you alone.

But, the more you keep pestering me, the more I'll insult you. And trust me, when I dedicate my time to mess someone up, it's never a pretty sight. Ask Siena.

However, if I find out by tomorrow, that you're still following me, you won't like the things I'll start posting about you. Just a friendly advice.

Let sleeping dogs lie. Have a lovely week ahead.
dats what I hate about u u too proud u tink only about uraelf dat the world revolve around u. is u dat insult me pass dat even on my special day, my birthday u cause me pain by insulting me. u called me impotent didnt u. I respect evrybody but dont take shvt how do u explain dat u call my parent names a things wich is disgusting yet u refuse to apologize. this nairaland we all hav acct that we can follow who we want I keep following and u cant do anytin about it can u insult me more than u did today.
I wish u a nice week
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by tensazangetsu20(m): 8:53pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


Lmfao! At your ANCIENT age? You call yourself a "young guy"? See this agbalagba รด. Lmao!!! Your mates have grandkids. You're here, embarrassing yourself, asking people young enough to be your children how to cook.

Agbaya oshi!
Chei you get bad mouth o. cheesy grin
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 22, 2017
jake2much:
dats what I hate about u u too proud u tink only about uraelf dat the world revolve around u. is u dat insult me pass dat even on my special day, my birthday u cause me pain by insulting me. u called me impotent didnt u. I respect evrybody but dont take shvt how do u explain dat u call my parent names a things wich is disgusting yet u refuse to apologize. this nairaland we all hav acct that we can follow who we want I keep following and u cant do anytin about it can u insult me more than u did today.
I wish u a nice week

I'll be the bigger person. I'm sorry I insulted your parents.

I promise, from this monent, I will never respond to any comment you make. Never. The day I reply any comment you make, whether directly or indirectly, may I never know any happiness. From today, no matter what you do or say, I will never say a word back. I'll ignore you so hard, you'll begin to doubt your owb existence.

You can keep following me, you can stop, I do not really care, cos you don't mean a thing to me.

I wish you all the best 2017 has to offer. Have a nice life. smiley
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by jake2much(m): 9:07pm On Jan 22, 2017
MsDelilah:


I'll be the bigger person. I'm sorry I insulted your parents.

I promise, from this monent, I will never respond to any comment you make. Never. The day I reply any comment you make, whether directly or indirectly, may I never know any happiness. From today, no matter what you do or say, I will never say a word back. I'll ignore you so hard, you'll begin to doubt your owb existence.

You can keep following me, you can stop, I do not really care, cos you don't mean a thing to me.

I wish you all the best 2017 has to offer. Have a nice life. smiley
in Jesus name I cancel wat u said u u neva hav to go dat level we fight today don't mean we can't be friend tomorrow I wish we talk oneday. I wish u a gud life
Re: Pls Help A Bachelor by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 22, 2017
Na wa.
I don't even know anyone from AHall anymore, there must be maybe thousands of oldboys, girls. Just like Nl, you're very safely anonymous. Must have been a scare though haha grin
I understand sha. So the tattoo thing isn't entirely an excuse to get in toto cheesy, I aim to get ripped this year and I figure it'll go with the look. With a ruby stud.

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