Mourinho is playing a 3-6-1 formation

D 3 flops dat headline our attack(lingard.rashford nd young)cannot even score free net.Is nt noe chelsea dat dey wuld .............I complete dat statement after za match.

We are fucking Chelsea today

FT Scores :Man 2:0 Che

3points is ours....up Chelsea

After being banned my first comment na for my darling Chelsea thread

Blue is the colour, Chelsea is the name. We can win this.

Okay let's go there

Chelsea all the way
(fumble)

Up man U

KwessiStewie:
No matter how much I try, I just can't stop hating Chelshit. I fvcking hate them with passion.

So U hate SUCCESS?



WEHDOHSIR

IT'S GONNA BE OUR DAY AGAIN.
KTBFFH!!!!

Alonso out, Zuma in

highness25:
I de in front of TV like dis, Man city no fit stop us na man u? I de sit down look

nah so jare my brother

This man go sweet die but United is bound to lose....






Imagine the useless lineups the put up

Marvel1206:

Lol. Market dey sell o

Glory be to God

BestySam:
I will strip and post the photo on NL if chelsea wins.

Don't promise what you can't do...

Here is Chelsea's amended line-up: Begovic; Zouma, David Luiz, Cahill; Moses, Kante, Matic, Azpilicueta; Pedro, Costa, Hazard.
BREAKING: Alonso hobbled off during the warm-up, seemingly clutching at his hamstring. Zouma will replace him in the starting line-up, which likely means Azplicueta will start at left wing-back.

Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
The Stone Roses blast out of the Old Trafford sound system. That means it is time to rock'n'roll.
Both sets of players are lined up in the red canvas tunnel, including late arrival into the Chelsea side, Kurt Zouma.
15:57
Alonso out, Zouma in
Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
Chelsea have not confirmed Marcos Alonso's injury. But Manchester United have...
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15:55
Did Courtois get injured playing basketball?
Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
Chelsea boss Antonio Conte speaking to Sky Sports about Thibaut Courtois' injury: "During the week he had an injury in is ankle. He didn't recover for this game. I hope it's only this game."
Conte is asked if the injury happened playing basketball at a promotional event.
"I think it's not important to understand the way he had this injury. The bad news is he's injured and it's important to work for the recovery soon."
15:55
Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
What a blow that could be. For Chelsea and for fantasy football managers across the land...
15:53
Alonso out?
Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
Uh oh. It appears Antonio Conte's injury problems have just taken a turn for the worse. Left wing-back Marcos Alonso has limped out of the warm-up and down the tunnel ahead of his team-mates.
More on that news as we get it.
15:53
'I prefer to play top teams'
Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho, speaking to Sky Sports: "To play against the top teams is always a motivation. I prefer to play against a top team two days away at Anderlecht rather than a game where the motivation is not as high.
"We made some changes, especially after players' feedback because that is important to us. Some players played Thursday but have to play again.
"Chelsea need a victory to keep that distance from Spurs and we need victory to give us a chance of the top four. It will be two teams who want to win."
15:51
Man Utd v Chelsea (16:00 BST)
There is some chat that Thibaut Courtois injured his ankle playing basketball for a commercial shoot. Sure that will have gone down well with Antonio Conte...

BREAKING: Alonso hobbled off during the warm-up, seemingly clutching at his hamstring. Zouma will replace him in the starting line-up, which likely means Azplicueta will start at left wing-back.

Aieromon vs edwife and fredoooooo

GAME ON

Kick off

Lets watch season 3.........

Goaaaaaaaaaaallllllĺllllllll



















Alcoron 0-2 Getafe

Game on

Reporting live from old Trafford...


I have to two stubborn chelsea chics on my laps right now as I plan to dismantle chelshit...



Optional2, with your small yansh, oya balance on my left lap. VickyRotex, is loaded behind, I need her on my right...


Red Devils for life

My guess on this will be X fulltime

Happy Easter Text Messages

mukina2:
Aieromon vs edwife and fredoooooo

GAME ON

Bekiaful

Mou promises to deliver this match

SirWere:
This man go sweet die but United is bound to lose....







Imagine the useless lineups the put up

There is nothing wrong with the line-up,we have a better chance to qualify via Europa league

Baba God please answer my call! I want Chelsea to lose badly

Marvel1206:

Make we see na

trust me,the amount of tears that would come out of your eyes would make seeing a bit difficult