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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 12:55pm On May 16, 2017
NLProblemChild:
See screenshot below.

Am seriously ashamed of myself.. I can't show them at home

Guy, whats up?

I registered on NL today because of you smiley

While I should express my sympathy for the outcome of your result, I most importantly have to tell you what I honestly think (nice or not).

In life you'd be faced with situations like this. Trust me. How you feel afterwards or react is the most important dictator of who or what stuff you are made of. So take it in good faith, it's what it is. If it's any consolation, more than 60% of people that'll pass this Jamb are going to end up not entering the University with it. So be better wink

Another thing for you to remember is this.

You didn't fail jamb today!

You started failing Jamb since last year, waay before you even bought the jamb form. Failure is not subject to what you do at that junction where you get to know the result, it happen gradually and in your case since the moment you nursed the thought of writing the exam.

I am also looking forward to a couple of more people failing, not because I don't love them but if life were to be fair those who don't prepare should fail. No saving grace, no luck, no games.

So I am not sorry because you failed because failure is part of life, the earlier you understand the sooner you start treating priorities right!

I wish you all the best in your future endeavor.

Sincerely,
NairaSand wink

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 12:56pm On May 16, 2017
UnimkeAk:



Stop this abg, is he the only one going tru d failed educational system... In any condition u find ursef, u dont let it define ur success.

...
Tell him to try harder next time.
I'm sorry lol... I thought u were talking about me. I can't even think straight. Bye bye
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by UnimkeAk(m): 12:59pm On May 16, 2017
kelvinrhs:

What did I just hear u say? Next time for where Any power that want to me to write jamb next year. I come against u in jesus name. My 175 will lead me straight to UK[uni kano]

Sorry sir ..
I felt u going to become an engineer, a doctor, a lawyer, a phamarsist or a geologist ..... BUT NOOO !!!!!

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Sirhethat12(f): 1:01pm On May 16, 2017
NLProblemChild:
See screenshot below.

Am seriously ashamed of myself.. I can't show them at home

Aww after everything, it's alright dear, I'm sure you learnt something this year you'd do better next time. But I have to tell you the truth ooo, you always seem to be online and it shouldn't be so considering the fact that you were preparing for jamb, next time please stay off any distractions, you can come online whenever you need info ET all

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:04pm On May 16, 2017
kelvinrhs:

I'm sorry sir! But should I be crying? Isn't it better than 175, isn't it better than 185? 180 is the damn cut off mark. If u knew how nervous I was at the examination hall, I spent like 30 minutes of my time trying to stop my shaking hands, and my rapid heartbeat. At that moment of nervousity, I couldn't remember anything. So yes! I'm so thankful and so Joyous that I scored 195, if it pleases me and if it pleases God then I'm okay with it. I don't care if no one else is pleased with my score.
why were you that nervous?

All d same congrats. I hope your o level result is good.

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 16, 2017
durentchigozie:
why were you that nervous?

All d same congrats. I hope your o level result is good.
Thanks 4 congratuLAting me.
I was that nervous because I scored 175 last year, I was so sure of myself. And the reason why I was that nervous was because I had issues when I was going to write my mock exam, I couldn't print my slip, I was seeing someone else's data, that issue got my head, my mum didn't encourage me one bit. And the memory of failing last year kept surfaccing. I can't belieive that I was actually hallucinating in the exam hall seeing 105 and 147 as aggregate. I rejected it but it really got me so nervous. When the system went off, I think I was going to faint. But if I faint, I'm yet to complete the exam lol... So I shined my eyes and called for help. All the same. I'm so thankful to God

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:11pm On May 16, 2017
durentchigozie:
why were you that nervous?
All d same congrats. I hope your o level result is good.
I don't want to answer the question that follows lol...
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:18pm On May 16, 2017
UnimkeAk:


Sorry sir ..
I felt u going to become an engineer, a doctor, a lawyer, a phamarsist or a geologist ..... BUT NOOO !!!!!
Your guesses were wrong, I'm going to become a cop. Sorry I wasn't focusing or paying attention earlier

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by oseka101(m): 1:19pm On May 16, 2017
GavelSlam:


Your grammar says it all.

No vex.
dude shut the Fu*ck up someone is depressed your here saying trash kids this days no brain.... Must you talk..

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:27pm On May 16, 2017
kelvinrhs:

Thanks 4 congratuLAting me.
I was that nervous because I scored 175 last year, I was so sure of myself. And the reason why I was that nervous was because I had issues when I was going to write my mock exam, I couldn't print my slip, I was seeing someone else's data, that issue got my head, my mum didn't encourage me one bit. And the memory of failing last year kept surfaccing. I can't belieive that I was actually hallucinating in the exam hall seeing 105 and 147 as aggregate. I rejected it but it really got me so nervous. When the system went off, I think I was going to faint. But if I faint, I'm yet to complete the exam lol... So I shined my eyes and called for help. All the same. I'm so thankful to God
kelvinrhs:

I don't want to answer the question that follows lol...
alright
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:29pm On May 16, 2017
Hi sugar,

pls dnt lose hope yet u cn still pray sum state schs whose cut off mark is within ur grade, u cn try poly too. dnt gv up easily try possible options

You cn write jamb nxt year, bt learn a skill very important, use d remaining mnths to learn a skill, mayb computer, engineering, arts anythn u find interest in learn it! build ursef n prepare harder 4 nxt jamb.

weigh ur chances, wat sch do u aspire 2 study in? wat is ur drm course? den wat is ur capacity? eg do u wish to study med n surg in unilag? n u r nt 4rm catchment. n ur capacity is always on average? u might like to consider other related courses med lab, pharm, nursing, micro biology, bio chem, physiology etc wit lower cut off. d one u hand cn easily read. u r young dnt waste ur years

you mite lyk 2 chance ur sch, if u aspire 4 schs lyk Oau, Unilag, Ui, Unn n d lyks n d cut off mark is considerably high, try lower competitive inst, lyk futo, imsu, fuoye, unaab, lauteh, oou. etc d school u graduate 4rm is gud, bt havin a gud grade is beta.
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:30pm On May 16, 2017
It is well. Such things happen. Take heart and God bless you.
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:31pm On May 16, 2017
One last piece of advice. Pls don't quote me after this: change your username. The type of name we give ourselves, or the type of names we're called sometimes reflects in our lives. Do u want to be a problem child to your parents? If No? Then change it now

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:35pm On May 16, 2017
kelvinrhs:

What did I just hear u say? Next time for where Any power that want to me to write jamb next year. I come against u in jesus name. My 175 will lead me straight to UK[uni kano]
meanwhile my second moniker is beardlessdude, i tried the spirit but it didn't work.
But I owe you 200 naira card though, email me your phone number and network provider (mtn or glo or etisalat or airtel) at chigoziejc@gmail.com
When you send, tell me the email you used to send it(to prevent impersonator from also sending me mails), I'd send you the recharge card when I get back from work in the evening.
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:40pm On May 16, 2017
durentchigozie:
meanwhile my second moniker is beardlessdude, i tried the spirit but it didn't work.
But I owe you 200 naira card though, email me your phone number and network provider (mtn or glo or etisalat or airtel) at chigoziejc@gmail.com
When you send, tell me the email you used to send it(to prevent impersonator from also send me mail), I'd send you the recharge card when I get back from work in the evening.
I still don't know what moniker means? But #200 card seems kinda small, but I'll gladly appreciate since I have #3 on my phone. I want to call my well wishers and the ones that were praying for me. Its kelvinrhs@gmail.com.
By the way: I don't think u owe me anything since it didn't work, but since u are volounteering, Who am I to reject your offer?
I'll email u right now lol...
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by ezinnefashionst(f): 1:40pm On May 16, 2017
Check Your JAMB RESULT https://youtu.be/fMllUkehE1Y
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:43pm On May 16, 2017
kelvinrhs:

I still don't know what moniker means? But #200 card seems kinda small, but I'll gladly appreciate since I have #3 on my phone. I want to call my well wishers and the ones that were praying for me. Its kelvinrhs@gmail.com.
By the way: I don't think u owe me anything since it didn't work, but since u are volounteering, Who am I to reject your offer?
moniker is username.
200 is what am sending though.
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:43pm On May 16, 2017
Evaluate urself, cn u meet up? is ur o level grades strong? if u knw wat i mean. or do u hav to resist waec to increase ur chance, sit! plan n set realistic goals. dnt 4gt to learn

Try priv university (if ur parent cn afford it) sum priv univ r less xpensiv dan d popular others use google to fish out d one within ur range n apply (sum mit nt even nid jamb)

Try! Try!! Try!!!

Ps: I Sort 4 admission 4 5yrs b4 i gain admission, my mates where serving, sum already workin b4 me i started, so i cn relate with ur frustratn, bt remind GOD IS GOOD. no mata wat is wat.

pardon ma errors, poor writting skills, m using a bad 4ne. gudluck!

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 16, 2017
durentchigozie:
moniker is username.
200 is what am sending though.

The amount doesn't matter lol... You are going to be d first person sending me recharge card this year. I'll be so grateful. Thank u. Just make it 100 naira in 2 places so I can convert 1 to 400 naira. Is it 400 or 300 I don't even remember.
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 16, 2017
grin grin grin grin

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by ibkgab001: 1:53pm On May 16, 2017
There is problem in your name and truest you will definitely face trouble

Kindly change your moniker and you will be problem free

Hope you are not Amoung those that called is Afonja?


If yes you won't pass jamb until one of your alabiabia them turned Registerer
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:53pm On May 16, 2017
You are still young and full of life. Never you let Certifications and grade determine how far you go or how well you will do. Most of the graduates you see roaming up and down are certified illiterates. So just brace up and Invest more in your person and believe me, you will have a better chance in life and in the labour market. You will even go farther than those who got Admission before you were Born.

Kind Regards

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by seeyouin2019: 1:53pm On May 16, 2017
Sorry dear, Next time you fill in your form that you are from Gombe and maybe even if you score 15 you will definitely get admitted into your school of choice and be made a quota system professor in a few years time..
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by dingbang(m): 1:54pm On May 16, 2017
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DLondonboiy:


A lion can not give birth to a goat ..I cannot have a mumu as a child...
dude shut it.
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Lilimax(f): 1:54pm On May 16, 2017
Olodo rabata! smiley smiley
Next time, stay off Nairaland and read your book very well as if there will be no tomorrow.
Believe you me, you'll sing a new song.
It is well !!

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by kizz007: 1:54pm On May 16, 2017
guy na to learn trade ooo

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Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by FMCASH(m): 1:55pm On May 16, 2017
You mumu, I taught you never do e-exam before. You no feat mentor at all
DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by chiefolododo(m): 1:55pm On May 16, 2017
How e take happen?
NLProblemChild:
See screenshot below.

Am seriously ashamed of myself.. I can't show them at home
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:56pm On May 16, 2017
iihtlagos:
You can take up a career in Information Technology!!

Our educational system is actually the failure and not you!!

When you become a successful IT Personnel, they will come begging for you!!

Contact me for more details

I Endorse this
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by joenor(m): 1:56pm On May 16, 2017
bear am
Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by positivelord: 1:57pm On May 16, 2017
outcome of BBN , looking forward to second season next year.

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