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Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 7:37pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jesus was born of a virgin Jon snow was born of a prince
Jon snow died and rose again with proof tongue
Jon snow killed a white walker Jesus was killed by a couple of nails and shiit
Jon snow is the prince that was promised Jesus was the messaih the hews rejected
Jon snow is ice and fire. Jesus is just Jewish
Jon snow united the wildlings. Jesus divided his people in just few years of his ministry
Jon snow can warg (I think). Jesus insulted a tree
Jon snow is the king in the north despite his bastard status(which he's not anyways). Jesus is also a bastard(he was born out of wedlock) but he he was just the wannabe king of the Jews
Jon snow has a fukking direwolf! Jesus rode a donkey
Jon snow knows nothing
Your true lord and saviour

cheesy

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by swiz123(m): 7:46pm On Aug 04, 2017
Facking atheist
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 7:49pm On Aug 04, 2017
swiz123:
Facking atheist
not an athiest bro
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by d4guy: 8:08pm On Aug 04, 2017
Your username belongs to an exceptional artist, I think u shouldn't use that name plsssss
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by felixomor: 8:08pm On Aug 04, 2017
Another Confused foolish thread
undecided

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by HMZi: 8:22pm On Aug 04, 2017
drops dead*******
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 8:31pm On Aug 04, 2017
d4guy:
Your username belongs to an exceptional artist, I think u shouldn't use that name plsssss
well my name is still Jon anyway grin
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 8:35pm On Aug 04, 2017
felixomor:
Another Confused foolish thread
undecided
yes it is intended not to be taken seriously. But truth be told it is still twice as better than your threads that you take way to serious cheesy
Halfwit

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by felixomor: 8:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
jonbellion:
yes it is intended not to be taken seriously. But truth be told it is still twice as better than your threads that you take way to serious cheesy
Halfwit

Boo hoo
What a joke cool

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by hahn(m): 9:15pm On Aug 04, 2017
cheesy cheesy

Jon Snow wore trousers. Jesus walked around in a skirt and got kissed by a man tongue

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by obinna58(m): 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2017
I believe in Jon snow
accept him as ur personal Lord and Savior cos he is the way, the truth, and the Life, no one goes to the Father without Jon snow grin







else u burn cry

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 04, 2017
Game of thrones has eaten deep into this one's brain
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by hahn(m): 10:35pm On Aug 04, 2017
lilbest4:
Game of thrones has eaten deep into this one's brain

Just like ancient Jewish fairytales written by ignorant goat herders has eaten into yours smiley

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Nobody: 12:46am On Aug 05, 2017
jonbellion:
Jesus was born of a virgin Jon snow was born of a prince
Jon snow died and rose again with proof tongue
Jon snow killed a white walker Jesus was killed by a couple of nails and shiit
Jon snow is the prince that was promised Jesus was the messaih the hews rejected
Jon snow is ice and fire. Jesus is just Jewish
Jon snow united the wildlings. Jesus divided his people in just few years of his ministry
Jon snow can warg (I think). Jesus insulted a tree
Jon snow is the king in the north despite his bastard status(which he's not anyways). Jesus is also a bastard(he was born out of wedlock) but he he was just the wannabe king of the Jews
Jon snow has a fukking direwolf! Jesus rode a donkey
Jon snow knows nothing
Your true lord and saviour

cheesy

wasn't Jesus crucified and rose again with proof? what are u saying?


moreover, your write-up should be deemed jargonz. grin
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Nobody: 1:00am On Aug 05, 2017
hahn:


Just like ancient Jewish fairytales written by ignorant goat herders has eaten into yours smiley
lol I don't believe in those Jewish fairy tales. But I like the character of Jesus as portrayed in the book
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by hopefulLandlord: 5:22am On Aug 05, 2017
lilbest4:
lol I don't believe in those Jewish fairy tales. But I like the character of Jesus as portrayed in the book

I like Superman's character more than Jesus character

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Godstraight(m): 7:58am On Aug 05, 2017
F
hopefulLandlord:


I like Superman's character more than Jesus character
to be honest mate everyone is different and have different things they like
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Ayanfeoluwaoba(f): 9:52am On Aug 05, 2017
It doesn't change the fact that the name of Jesus is universally known despite the big big achievement attached to your Jon Snow.

Your Jon Snow was conceived through sexual intercourse but you can never explain the conception of Jesus with your own intellect. Kolewerk.

Finally bro. Jonbellion Jesus had a purpose (John 10:10), what is the purpose of Bro. Jon Snow?

jonbellion:
Jesus was born of a virgin Jon snow was born of a prince
Jon snow died and rose again with proof tongue
Jon snow killed a white walker Jesus was killed by a couple of nails and shiit
Jon snow is the prince that was promised Jesus was the messaih the hews rejected
Jon snow is ice and fire. Jesus is just Jewish
Jon snow united the wildlings. Jesus divided his people in just few years of his ministry
Jon snow can warg (I think). Jesus insulted a tree
Jon snow is the king in the north despite his bastard status(which he's not anyways). Jesus is also a bastard(he was born out of wedlock) but he he was just the wannabe king of the Jews
Jon snow has a fukking direwolf! Jesus rode a donkey
Jon snow knows nothing
Your true lord and saviour

cheesy

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 10:36am On Aug 05, 2017
Ayanfeoluwaoba:
It doesn't change the fact that the name of Jesus is universally known despite the big big achievement attached to your Jon Snow.

Your Jon Snow was conceived through sexual intercourse but you can never explain the conception of Jesus with your own intellect. Kolewerk.

Finally bro. Jonbellion Jesus had a purpose (John 10:10), what is the purpose of Bro. Jon Snow?

jon snow is the prince that was promised. The song if ice and fire and the one to come and save us from the long night
tongue

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Ayanfeoluwaoba(f): 11:43am On Aug 05, 2017
From your submission it is clear that your Jon Snow cannor give life eternal as Jesus promised.

So choose wisely.

jonbellion:
jon snow is the prince that was promised. The song if ice and fire and the one to come and save us from the long night
tongue
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 11:52am On Aug 05, 2017
Ayanfeoluwaoba:
From your submission it is clear that your Jon Snow cannor give life eternal as Jesus promised.

So choose wisely.

all in all I choose you baby
kiss
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by ysyowel(m): 12:19pm On Aug 05, 2017
Jesus defeated satan, He set the captive free, ..........


..... cool
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by hopefulLandlord: 12:30pm On Aug 05, 2017
ysyowel:
Jesus defeated satan, He set the captive free, ..........



..... cool

the same Jesus that saw nothing wrong in slavery? okay
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by jonbellion(m): 1:05pm On Aug 05, 2017
ysyowel:
Jesus defeated satan, He set the captive free, ..........



..... cool
Jon snow untied the north and wildlings and can ride a dragon
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Ermacc: 6:41pm On Aug 05, 2017
I know this is for laughs, and you believe the religion of the goat herders is all myth, but pls try and show respect to those who hold it dear.

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by kevoh(m): 7:26pm On Aug 05, 2017
Ermacc:
I know this is for laughs, and you believe the religion of the goat herders is all myth, but pls try and show respect to those who hold it dear.
The same way they respect traditionalists by composing songs that insult them and going to their shrine uninvited to burn them abi?

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by hopefulLandlord: 7:29pm On Aug 05, 2017
Ermacc:
I know this is for laughs, and you believe the religion of the goat herders is all myth, but pls try and show respect to those who hold it dear.

we show respect to them NOT what they believe, there's a world of difference between respecting people's right to believe and respecting their belief
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by kevoh(m): 7:38pm On Aug 05, 2017
Ayanfeoluwaoba:
It doesn't change the fact that the name of Jesus is universally known despite the big big achievement attached to your Jon Snow.

Jon snow is universally known too and has his fans.

Ayanfeoluwaoba:


Your Jon Snow was conceived through sexual intercourse but you can never explain the conception of Jesus with your own intellect. Kolewerk

Jesus was also sexually conceived same as Jon snow. If you believed that crap that Mary got pregnant without f**!n* someone, then be ready to accept it when your daughter (or any other young girl) fornicates, gets pregnant and tells you it was Yahweh that impregnated her

Ayanfeoluwaoba:


Finally bro. Jonbellion Jesus had a purpose (John 10:10), what is the purpose of Bro. Jon Snow?

This has been answered already.

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Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Ermacc: 8:26pm On Aug 05, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


we show respect to them NOT what they believe, there's a world of difference between respecting people's right to believe and respecting their belief
hmm. Yeah you are right. Show no respect, but dont disrepect it either. They are better ways of going about it.
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by Ermacc: 8:28pm On Aug 05, 2017
kevoh:

The same way they respect traditionalists by composing songs that insult them and going to their shrine uninvited to burn them abi?
what they did is not right, what you are doing is also not right.
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by bloodofthelamb(m): 9:02pm On Aug 05, 2017
CHRIST JESUS WAS PUT TO DEATH FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY. IT IS WELL WITH YOU FRIEND THROUGH CHRIST JESUS..AMEN..AMEN
Re: Why Jon Snow Is Better Than Jesus by frank317: 9:04pm On Aug 05, 2017
felixomor:


Boo hoo
What a joke cool


And this fool replies to everything... Na wa

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