How does this one affect the price of garri in the market









Nothing else to say

You all are northerners n nothing more.

All coneheads are on dobale mode right now

Ishilove:

I'm not responsible for your substandard education that has rendered you incapable of English comprehension, but i'm in a generous mood this morning so I will explain a little.

All over Nairaland, there are a certain class of people who use derogatory memes and adjectives to describe Northerners. I recall someone suggesting that the heat from the tightly wrapped turbans often makes them very 'aggressive'.

My statement inferred to these people, and if you can't identify 'dark humour' and 'sarcasm' in my statement then blame your teachers at school, not I.

This is too much! Madam easy na. E be like say you get PHD in Harvard

VomeSchakleton:


When everyone was talking about fayose, me and my mates were laughing at the man standing next to him. Like seriously, what in Gods name is that?

Chei there is problem oh

Of all times for me to stumble on this Na when I dey inside public bus! People dey look Mr like craze pessin because of this belly aching laugh oh!

NafeesaAA:
Do you know the Hausa turbans are different from Fulani ones. Hausa ones are generally bulb-shaped without the two tail-like pieces of cloth sticking out from the top. The Fulani ones, apart from the tail-like elements, are also more closely similar to the Touareag ones in structure and design.

Though these days they are both worn interchangeably.

Always reminds me of Rabbit ears. Nice though.

NafeesaAA:
Typical Hausa Turban

Chei na man fine like this?

VomeSchakleton:


When everyone was talking about fayose, me and my mates were laughing at the man standing next to him. Like seriously, what in Gods name is that?

oh lawd

NafeesaAA:
More Fulani type Turban

Nafeesa, this is not quite right.
There are three types of turban
1. Mara Kunne (no ears)
2. Mai Kunne daya (one ear)
3.mai kunne buying (two ears)

These are the three styles. There's nothing like Hausa or Fulani turban.
Some people just choose style they like to be identified with.

VomeSchakleton:


When everyone was talking about fayose, me and my mates were laughing at the man standing next to him. Like seriously, what in Gods name is that?

That Python turban

Who are these african snipers

Beautiful but why are they always ready to fight and kill

NafeesaAA well done!


I.noticed though That some of the robes were made from what I presume is asooke which is typically worn down south- Yoruba regions more precisely!
.are you able to confirm?

Just wondering if this is a modern innovation or has always been so

Ishilove:

"The heat warps their thought processes", some people will argue.

You are gradually coming back home.

Welcome, dear sister.

East, West, North or South, Home is the best.


You are purely Biafran.

What exactly the message you want us to understand? Are you on agenda to tell the world that Hausa and Fulani are not the same people? This is nothing but bulshit and u need to grow up by the way I'm 101% Hausa without any mix

VomeSchakleton:


Of course it will sound like drivel to an im.becile. LOL When you' re too stu pid to compose a proper sarcastic sentence and are trying too hard to pass that poppycock as sarcasm.

Claws, slap... that actually made sense in that pathetic silly mind of yours. You cant even use this simple idiom right.

Fact still remains: Thats not how to use sarcasm, and theres no reason to use the word "philistine" in this context because it makes no sense (except you're trying too hard to sound smart, which you're woefully failing at BTW). If anything given the comment that drew my attention, you're the philistine not me.You need to go and find yourself an english tutor.

FYI, i have an IQ of 147, my intellect is not in question. Thats is if you're too foolish to figure out through this conversation who the smarter person is or better yet who is more suited to detecting and dishing out sarcasm.

Savagerily Savage

Uzyvicks:
Beautiful but why are they always ready to fight and kill

they are GODS army. the men of the north. The men of destruction

NafeesaAA:
Typical Hausa Turban

Is there any known side effects of this to the brain?

sukkot:
they are GODS army. the men of the north. The men of destruction

. Which God's army. Did God tell u to kill? He only said u should leave vengeance for him, that is what the true God said, that vengeance is his, he didn't tell u to fight. Those who worship the only true God don't engage in fight, they don't kill their fellow.

SlayQueenSlayer:


Is there any known side effects of this to the brain?

Can't be worse than boxing or NFL can it?

ABOKI9ja:
What exactly the message you want us to understand? Are you on agenda to tell the world that Hausa and Fulani are not the same people? This is nothing but bulshit and u need to grow up by the way I'm 101% Hausa without any mix

Why must you chaps always try to project double meanings into a post or a comment, when there are none? NafeesaAA just tried to highlight a cultural aspect regarding the outfits or turbans worn by the Hausa and Fulani people. That is all!! Why are you trying to cast aspersions on her or read other meanings that do not exist into her post? Na wa, o!

Ishilove please stay down, this one is strong.

VomeSchakleton:


LMAO. The nerve! Small fry, you just butchered a "sarcastic" comment and i'm the one with substandard education? How does what you recall translate into a well known trend such that you can use it as sarcasm? Where is the irony in your statement? No person will read that and not conclude you're throwing shades because there's no semblance of sarcasm in that comment, you just made it seem as if you were forwarding the opinions of others, opinions you share but are too petrified to directly say. Nothing there to suggest you were of a different viewpoint. I too am in a generous mood, so i wont explain the depths of your stupidity and insensitivity even further. Sarcasm is supposed to be easily detectable and not a vague comment that can easily be misinterpreted. When you have to write an indepth explanation, its not sarcasm. Nothing more hilarious than when a plonker tries to be condescending.


I don't even want to derail this beautiful thread but some of you lot are just so irksome its hard to hold back.

all I can say is lagbaja

Ishilove:

Your inane drivel just reinforced my previous post- you are a poorly educated Philistine who wouldn't recognise sarcasm even if it grew claws and slapped you in the face.

Now stop quoting me and move yourself and your tiny brain away from my face.

You started it. Please relax.

lovat:
You started it. Please relax.

Ishilove did not start anything. Go back and read through this entire thread. She merely gave the chap who responded to her, a befitting response to his ridiculous remarks.

this one wants to be like explorer, if it's not Panadol ............

ABOKI9ja:
What exactly the message you want us to understand? Are you on agenda to tell the world that Hausa and Fulani are not the same people? This is nothing but bulshit and u need to grow up by the way I'm 101% Hausa without any mix

Hausa and Fulani are not the same

Uzyvicks:
. Which God's army. Did God tell u to kill? He only said u should leave vengeance for him, that is what the true God said, that vengeance is his, he didn't tell u to fight. Those who worship the only true God don't engage in fight, they don't kill their fellow.

hmmm you do know GOD has evil angels in human skin who destroy people and kill for him right ?



deut 32 vs 39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand. << SO WE HAVE ESTABLISHED HE KILLS

amos 3 vs 6 shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? <<< SO HERE WE HAVE ESTABLISHED ANY EVIL THAT GOES ON IS SANCTIONED BY GOD

proverbs 16 vs 4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. << HERE WE ESTABLISH THOSE WICKED MEN WHO DO EVIL ON EARTH WERE CREATED BY HIM FOR THE PURPOSE OF CARRYING OUT EVIL ON PEOPLE

QUESTION IS ? NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW GOD OPERATES DO YOU FEAR HIM ? OR YOU BELIEVE LIKE MOST CHRISTIANS THAT IT IS DEVIL DOING ALL THE EVIL ? GOD CONTROLS BOTH GOOD AND EVIL. ALL POWERS AND DOMINION BELONGS TO HIM LMAO. SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE THAT HAUSA-FULANI MAN ? THE MEN OF THE NORTH ? FEAR THEM. THEY ARE DESTROYERS CREATED FOR THAT SOLE PURPOSE

jayriginal:


Can't be worse than boxing or NFL can it?

Do they also wear theirs with the same regularity?

laudate:

Ishilove did not start anything. Go back and read through this entire thread. She merely gave the chap who responded to her, a befitting response to his ridiculous remarks.

VomeSchakleton please take this one and use him to complete the WMD you fired at our former mod.



Laudate always trying to beg for favours through the back door

lovat:
VomeSchakleton please take this one and use him to complete the WMD you fired at our former mod.
Laudate always trying to beg for favours through the back door

See this one. You really do have a problem. Did you see me in your dreams last night?