There was pandemonium at Emenike junction, Port-Harcourt, Rivers State after a suspected ritualist reportedly stole a man's penis with a handshake.

It was gathered that the man reportedly returned the penis, after SARS officers who patrolled around the area intervened. Here's what Facebook user, Young Micheal who shared the story wrote;

"This case happend at emenike junction in portharcort city today.a young man make had a handsheke with an hausa man and his manhood disappeared imidiatly.de man noticed and shouted and special anti robbureing squared(SARS) that are closed aressted de man and de man reinvocked de manhood back.so be careful of pple u are sheking especially de Hausas"


https://www.lailasblog.com/man-returns-penis-stole-handshake-port-harcourt-sars-intervention-video/

How is this even possible? Someone shakes you and the next thing is that, you lose your organ? I've been hearing these kinds of stories as far back as my primary school days but never witnessed any before. Well, this is Africa where anything happens.....And to all those people quoting me; it's obvious you guys lack comprehension skills. You guys should go through my post slowly and get my point.

OGA work on your grammar... hope you are not one of this sacked teachers from Kaduna

Bullhari007:
OGA work on your grammar... hope you are not one of this sacked teachers from Kaduna

in olamide voice what is English ??

Nawa ooo

favourmic:


in olamide voice what is English ??

In omawunmi's voice;

If you ask me, na who I go ask??

Issa wa o

Did they c d joystick or confessed out of pressure nd excess beating

favourmic:

in olamide voice what is English ??

just gerrout of here

Bullhari007:
just gerrout of here

nah so the thing pain you??

favourmic:

nah so the thing pain you??

when you get home insult that old man

Port Harcourt is dirty....Wike sef

africa my africa. when una wan get sense. till today no one has even snapped the so called missing preek. dat was how they accused that beggar in lag of stealing preek

Hmm

Keneking:
Port Harcourt is dirty....Wike sef

No be only port Harcourt sef..

From what I have seen in different parts of the country, most places in Naija are dirty, even Abuja and Lagos are not left out.

Na wa!!!!!

Because of such evils around town;
I dont fail to anoint my preek with anointing oil or tie a mantle around it before I leave the house.

You never can tell.

This call for celebration

Picture of the joystick ..............

Hmmmmm. May God save us from every form of misfortunes.

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classic story we used to hear those days. Who else thinks folk tales are now being modified for social media?

This is one of the greatest nigerian myths of all time "the dissappearg dick". Bloggers never get tired of using this to pull traffic. No one has ever put up a picture of the pelvic without the dick and the pelvic with the returned dick.




Just out of curiosity sef, if u used to have a small to medium size dick...say 7-8 inches, and the juju person returns d wrong dick of 10-11 inches, do u say 'this is not my own, gimme another one?

eleojo23:


No be only port Harcourt sef..

From what I have seen in different parts of the country, most places in Naija are dirty, even Abuja and Lagos are not left out.

Lagos is dirty and too dusty

- APC, ACN sef

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Lol

Racing:
How is this even possible? Someone shakes you and the next thing is that, you lose your organ? I've been hearing these kinds of stories as far back as my primary school days but never witnessed any before. Well, this is Africa where anything happens.

Man that thing is real.

Odi egwu

Welcome to the f*cking wild west!