Yesterday was just a funny day 4 me, i was already late 4 my lecture, its was in d aftanoon d sun was bizzare, i was dressed rather casually dan most days, who am i kindin, i was damn broke, so i had my packin shirt on, a regular plain trouser,a palm scandal nd d only thing expensive on me was my dior sunglasses, standing on d roading tryin 2 get a cab wit two oder guys, i mean d area is a residential area nd nt a student area, whether my swag was on point i dont rilly agree bt d occupants of d blue travelling bus dat pulled up beside me wud disagree wit me, den a mean lukin man wit an Ak in hand came down 4rm d bus walk pass d oder guys nd came straight 2 me, wen he got 2 my front, den i notice is black polo wit sars boldly written on it, in is words he said 'eh we want 2 see u', i compose my self nd walk'd up 2 d bus where i met his colleagues, i mean dey filled d bus numberin 9 of dem lyk dey ar on a mission or sumtin, any way i was nt scared rather disapointed wit aw dey cud mek a yahoo boy out of me on d road nd i was so ready 2 disapoint dem, 1 of dem ask me 'can we knw u' i took off my sunglasses, put up smile nd told dem am a student goin 2 scul using my i.d as a support, den he told me 2 search myself, so i removed my keys, my wallet, i guessed dey were disappointed dere was no iphone, actually no fone, i just had my dads tablet wit me, at dat point i cud see in dere eyes i was a dead course 2 dem, so one of dem joked askin if dey can give me a lift?...............if only dey knew dat i was rogue.....i told dem no problem, den anoder one sensin aw crazy i am 2 want 2 ride wit dem told me no, dey cant give me a lift, too bad dey didnt av d balls, so i told dem 2 av a gud day nd got bak 2 wat i was doin b4 d interruption.

So ki ni gbogbo rubbish you write

Sharp guy!?

No mind the fecktard above me joor

SARS on the beat

duduade:
So ki ni gbogbo rubbish you write

you well so?

The SARS I know suppose give you slap make you confuse... those idiot nor dey waste time to slap person

My brother, that was not nigeria SARS, probably your sun shade no gree you see well.. Nah man 'o' war stop you, no be FSARS.. Nigeria SARS will free you like dat?.. Next story abeg..!