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"I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady - Family (3) - Nairaland

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Checked86: 11:18pm On Jan 26, 2018
IAmAmbrose:


because you never campaign finish undecided
hahahhahaha this your comment got rolling. He should campaign in the night to get 'election' in the morning

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Skmoda360(m): 11:18pm On Jan 26, 2018
Ever8054:
women are the most confused creatures on earth....if the husband can't get erection she would be in Court seeking for divorce... just yesterday we saw a post of one complaining that her husband can't go 3 round... honestly I don tire for there wahala...... me waiting for China second hand sex doll....
you are so right
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by lebete3000: 11:22pm On Jan 26, 2018
Oluhills007:
But the lady is funny sha....morning erection is just a normal phenomenon..... It does not mean you want to have sex...most times bois get erect because they are holding back a bladder full of urine not cos he is in the mood

Ehhhh! Scientist fun ra re, awon omo science student!
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by asmovic(m): 11:24pm On Jan 26, 2018
PastorandMentor:
According to the lady, she is tired of seeing hard penis every morning. You know that feeling when a guy wakes up with some hard dick? grin shocked Read what she wrote

''Apart from me,who else gets tired of seeing an erect D every morning?

Being married is hardAyam not doing again
Good morning''

You can still do. Pls buy a sex doll for him. Then sleep in the other room. The doll might have seen the erect.... before you see your husband. By that time, the 'D' would have slumped. Simple!

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by afamaustin(m): 11:35pm On Jan 26, 2018
9jayes:
I NO DEY GET ELECTION IN THE MORNING
u hv problem bro.see doctor before is late
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by albacete(m): 11:36pm On Jan 26, 2018
Uwa mmebi
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by kazzy4u(m): 11:37pm On Jan 26, 2018
dis one dey crazy ooooo.
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Henryt6: 11:40pm On Jan 26, 2018
PastorandMentor:
According to the lady, she is tired of seeing hard penis every morning. You know that feeling when a guy wakes up with some hard dick? grin shocked Read what she wrote

''Apart from me,who else gets tired of seeing an erect D every morning?

Being married is hardAyam not doing again
Good morning''

no way to satisfy women if it's not standing they will still complain of not being man enough

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Ghostmode2two(m): 11:46pm On Jan 26, 2018
It is called Morning Wood. My quickly action is, does your man always disturb you for sex every morning? if your answer is no then go for counselling
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Tisham20(m): 11:47pm On Jan 26, 2018
na divorce de worry dis one oh
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jan 26, 2018
The lady is simply stewpid. As in stu.pid.
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by ogbiwa: 11:53pm On Jan 26, 2018
Ever8054:
women are the most confused creatures on earth....if the husband can't get erection she would be in Court seeking for divorce... just yesterday we saw a post of one complaining that her husband can't go 3 round... honestly I don tire for there wahala...... me waiting for China second hand sex doll....

grin grin can't stop laughing at this picture though. Mr Bean was just something else grin grin

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by DanielsParker(m): 12:04am On Jan 27, 2018
Troublemaker007:
I went through that woman’s Facebook wall and I couldn’t but feel sorry for her husband. I can’t get married to loud mouth I swear. Literally her entire life is on Facebook like a Nollywood movie.

I had to check her Facebook after reading this your comment. she is really mouthed. I can't settle with such a lady. She is displaying some acts of promiscuity.

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by stagger: 12:08am On Jan 27, 2018
Silly woman. That is a natural phenomenon. She had better handle that D before another woman outside takes over the job.

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by BAILMONEY: 12:15am On Jan 27, 2018
modelmike7:
Orisirisi something
ALHAJI BAWO NI
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Toks2008(m): 12:17am On Jan 27, 2018
Must a man have erection every morning?
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Ogaonos: 12:19am On Jan 27, 2018
Ronpet777:
She no well...She prefers d one dt doesnt stand in d morning. Confused fellow.
Some ladies don't knw exactly what they want.
i think bloggers mak up dis story 4 traffic.

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Alertpro: 12:21am On Jan 27, 2018
12submarine:
And another lady was complaining that her husband cant go 3 rounds again. One man food is another man poison.

make dem switch.

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by lilyheaven: 12:34am On Jan 27, 2018
Ronpet777:
She no well...She prefers d one dt doesnt stand in d morning. Confused fellow.
Some ladies don't knw exactly what they want.
She said every morning, that means everyday, if I'm in her shoe, I will become a traveler.
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by BalogunIdowu(m): 12:37am On Jan 27, 2018
It's sign of functional body and system. Even those that are not married, it comes erect when they wake up in the morning

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Bamz(m): 12:56am On Jan 27, 2018
Sighs

Confused specie
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Jhayeahsam01(m): 1:06am On Jan 27, 2018
some women could be funny
imagine my wife has given me time table tooo
my joy stick na actor
she can't cope with the function again
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by salusworth(m): 1:23am On Jan 27, 2018
Be careful what you wish for
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Muzikluva(m): 1:41am On Jan 27, 2018
Is it only me that is seeing the sarcasm in the lady's comment? She obviously was just being humorous. By the way I am shocked people are surprised the dick gets erect every morning. It's a normal thing...cuz if it doesn't get hard in the morning then there is a problem.

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by AreaFada2: 2:32am On Jan 27, 2018
Oluhills007:
But the lady is funny sha....morning erection is just a normal phenomenon..... It does not mean you want to have sex...most times bois get erect because they are holding back a bladder full of urine not cos he is in the mood

I do not think the lady has male kids. Even boys as little as 4 years get it waking up in the morning. Before weeing.

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by sexdoll: 2:47am On Jan 27, 2018
Who doesn't know that early morning wood is a natural something?
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by sen2paco: 2:49am On Jan 27, 2018
Jobless, senseless idiots
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by Lewaluv(f): 2:59am On Jan 27, 2018
Tell him to go pee sha

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Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by alklas(m): 3:09am On Jan 27, 2018
U r suppose 2 b happy na
Wih kin persn b dis
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by chegzyshade(m): 4:03am On Jan 27, 2018
Simply cut it off...
Lobatan
Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by hausadreturn(m): 4:17am On Jan 27, 2018
Kenzico:



My broda! E tire me o! Every morning...My Dickk will pose like volcano awaiting eruption
Perhaps u dont sleep early.
Sleep by,say 10pm and wake up 6am or 7am...
Then tell me if it'll get erect

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