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Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by bobolistica(m): 11:35am On Aug 15, 2018 |
MISSCONGENIALITY: your mumcy good o...if na mama, ur back for hear am...she for beat you scatter...that cry wey you want,she for give you the cry so tey u faint from exhaustion... when I was a kid,if I dare cry unnecessarily in church,she will calmly take me out and beat the hell out of me... 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by XhosaNostra(f): 11:36am On Aug 15, 2018 |
Me, a few of my friends & some boys were playing house. The boys were our "husbands" & one extra boy without a wife played the part of a rooster. In other words, he told us when to sleep & when to wake up, by crowing like a rooster. Anyway, while me & husband were sleeping under our cardboard house, he ( "the husband" ) got on top of me & started dry humping I pushed him away & while falling he accidentally elbowed my eye. Game over because I started crying. A couple of days later I developed a stye (eye infection) in the same eye he elbowed. Looking back, I think it was just a coincidence. My eye was swollen & sore, so my mother took me to the hospital. They did something to it & then covered it with a bandage. Later that day, an older girl saw me with the bandage over my eye & asked what happened. I told her that the boy tried to have sex with me & when I refused, he hit me with his elbow. That's what I believed at the time She obviously found this piece of news hilarious because she asked me to repeat it to her mother & anyone else who would listen. Every time I repeated my traumatic experience to them, they all laughed I didn't get why they were laughing until I was in my teens. I must have sounded ridiculous lol. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 11:55am On Aug 15, 2018 |
bobolistica:My grandpa was the one that use to do that to me. I spent a lot of time with him too and he would beat the help out of me. But we were very close and I would still be crying to go and meet him. Crying gives me blood. I keep praying go's not to give me such a child. I will run away. The was a day I cried Ftwr my mom and I didn't know which way she took, I already went far when someone who knew me took me to where she saw my mom. And that was how I would have gone missing that day. You know those kids that once they see their mother change clothes they will carry their sleepers and seat at the door, that's my type. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 11:58am On Aug 15, 2018 |
SoapQueen:LOL. When I UAE to spend my holidays with my Mom's dad and her step mom, i later bounded with my mom's step mom so much. I UAE to sleep between her and her husband. It had my own room just close tho theirs and each night when I sleep and they take me there, I will wake up in the middle of the night and cry and find my way to their room. Then they had to move my small bed I to their room, but I will climb out of it and join them and enter between them. With cry o. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Willexmania(m): 12:06pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Fuckallmods:Not Possible. Nepa would have taken light. #thisISnigeria 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Willexmania(m): 12:09pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
MISSCONGENIALITY: Why Is Your "Use" Changing to "UAE" ? na so dubai dey worry you? 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 12:11pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Willexmania:the thing tire me o 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Emmysky(m): 12:11pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Mine isn't so funny though One a very wonderful Christmas, I was able to save upto 3k as a result of dash dash from friends and families. My mum told me to give it to her to save it for me. i obliged cus i knew I'll spend it in no time. After 9 months, "Mummy, What of that my money?" "I'll find the key to the box where i kept it later". Fastforwrd to 3 yrs later, "Mummy, What of dat my money dat tiiiime" she had no excuse cus the box was open cus she was searching for something inside. #Open envelope, 3k shrink to 1k. i didn't even bother to ask bout the rest cus i know i can neva repay hr fr all the things she does for me(Dad passed away) #LoveMyMomma 9 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Floryangel8: 12:13pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Too risky, you got a second chance to live that day. The same voice saying jump in would have said close it. I do lock my freezer with key and the key is far up where they can't reach. quote author=flames007 post=69370085]I was. about eight then on holidays in my aunt's.there was no light,the whole place was hot as hell.so I decided to go take cold water free the 'deep' freezer.immediately I opened the freezer,the kind of cool air that welcomed me no be here o. Immediately I started hearing a voice saying "oya enter Na!,aunty will not know". I gave into the temptation and ENTERED. I entered deep freezer and used my hand to support the door over me so it doesn't close finally. suddenly I heard footsteps coming towards the freezer, my heart suddenly became a staccato player. 'yee,I don die today'.I knew the only thing she wanted to do was to grab a bottle of water herself. by some curious twist of fate,she forgot something and didn't come closer to the freezer again. I jumped out like someone being chased by a legion of demons and vows never to be so mischievous,ever again. [/quote] 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by wasi9ice: 12:22pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
nnadychuks:i de tell you |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by xxolisexx(m): 12:22pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
when i was much younger my mum used to prepare food with snail, each time i finish eating b4 eatn d snail i will ask my mum if the snail will crawl in my stomach nf she will reply no bt my elder broda was always there to make me fear since he knws i always ask my mum b4 eatn it, he will be like olise dont eat.dat snail oo...it will crawl out frm yur stomach and then convinces me to giv it to him to eat..after he eats it i will be laughing at him that the snail will crawl in his stomach, if i remember how many times he did dis to me i will be angry cos of the no. of snail i gave to him.. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by wasi9ice: 12:30pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 12:42pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
So 50 naira fish heads couldn't satisty a kid? Besides in 1998,50 naira could buy a whole fish...jst accept say u b small pikin Nicklaus619: 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 12:48pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Oga Methuselah, i wasnt talking to u,so...... anochuko01: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by anochuko01(m): 12:52pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Simplep:since you replied, i wanna believe youre about 48. lol old woman 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 12:54pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Nicklaus619:I doubt the sincerity of your story. Then, no parent would give a child a whole 50 naira just to get in-between meal. Then, 50 naira could cook rice and stew for a family of 4.so stop concocting lies. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 12:54pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 12:54pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Nicklaus619:doubt the sincerity of your story. Then, no parent would give a child a whole 50 naira just to get in-between meal. Then, 50 naira could cook rice and stew for a family of 4.so stop concocting lies. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nicklaus619(m): 12:55pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Simplep:abeg I no get time, go argue with the ancestors. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nicklaus619(m): 1:01pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Giovanotto: You are so dull, so in 1998 , 50 can cook rice, mtewwww, ya brain brain must be leaking or may be na only oil and pepper una dey use cook for una place, rubbish . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Person say make I enter card box make we put am for stairs make I climb inside sey na new amusement ride for those London apartments where the door na near the stairs omo no be small cry I cry that day fun ride but messed up ending 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by anochuko01(m): 1:04pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Simplep:yeah, i'll call you baby. shey you know my age nii |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Babiod: 1:05pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
ivoryhouse:This one got me laughing... |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Neofingerz: 1:08pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
4601CE:una don come Werey |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 1:09pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Help me tell am Giovanotto: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Lol Nicklaus619:
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Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by derecho(m): 1:17pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Oga take it easy..Maybe too big for a kid but N50 Cook rice and stew in 1998 for a family of four? I fear who no fear you Giovanotto: 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by obawinner(m): 1:20pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Once I lose my teeth, I was blackmailed that you must throw the teeth along side 7 igneous stone, 1 small charcoal. Getting this material is easy but the condition is no lizard must see you while throwing this 'ingredients' . That's the big part. So one of this occasion, lizard saw me.. Na so my family tell me say my teeth no go grow again.. I cried ehn. I told everyone that care to listen that I can't have my teeth back because of lizard 11 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Sinistami(m): 1:28pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
One funny childhood moment was when I was 5 to 6 Years old. They was a film then called Deep blue sea about man eating sharks the film got me so scared that I was very afraid to go near the river I'm from Bayelsa mind you so we couldn't do without the River. So one day me and my family were going to the farm on a canoe I was so scared but I tried to hide it but I saw a fish which all of a sudden reminded me no I thought it was a shark and I started screaming "Mummy ehhh Shark deh Shark deh im go Kon Chop me!" and the boy paddling the Canoe didn't help matters he was intentionally shaking the canoe while I was crying I cried thinking we were all gonna die I didn't even know when we reached shore. And till this day even as I'm 19 People still laugh at me and evrrytime I watch that movie again I only laugh out and feel ashamed. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by olowobaba10: 1:29pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
IS LAI LIE MOHAMMED YOUR UNCLE? Chidex2442: 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
Nicklaus619:lemme give you distance. Oga liar. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by Phalumy(m): 1:41pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
My happiest moment was around 2003/2004 when my mum and dad used to work in the hospital and both were on afternoon shift (2:00PM)...... My parents were types that used to restrict me from playing around with friends and neighbours so as a sharp niga, I derived a way of outsmarting them..... There was a time both of them were on afternoon shift and the only wall clock we used to check time was in the parlour and I was the time keeper then.... So for me to have ebough time to play around, I used to fastforward the time like an hour ahead. They would then rush to work only for them to discover on reaching there that they were too punctual..... I tried this for 3 different times...... Nobody noticed it until I told them few years back and they were shocked......... Childhood was indeed fun........ 10 Likes |
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