Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.



Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

Almost everything about them is funny.

I love the moon following me part. I thought that as a child as well.
I think it is God's way of making children feel and know that they're special.

Reminds me of a comedy series I watched one time where the grandma told all her grandchildren individually that they've always been her favourite, so all of them grew up believing they were their grandmother's favourite. Hehehehehehehe
Na for grandma burial grandma secret leak.

My last sister, remembered the day I rushed out to get something and unknown to me I wore the wrong slippers like i picked two wrong pair so when she saw me coming back can you imagine what she said,aunty debo when will you learn to be an adult abi how she put am omo I weak,my dad was like are we sure this girl is a child or an old woman. The girl can talk for Africa,she's just 5. And then there was a day one of my siblings cracked a joke that got us all laughing and rolling on the ground, this same girl was like we're laughing without brains shuuuu how are we suppose to laugh omo her words dey shock us no be lie

Allahu Akboom!!

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
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Plenty, but the one that keeps making me smile every time, happened 5yrs ago.

My 4yrs daughter- Miss Gloria said exam is coming....

My 2yrs daughter- where is it coming from

They've grown now. But that conversation always remind me of their childhood.

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What is this, she pointing at John Thomas. Me Not naked ooo.


I was mad at her parents

Pass me that remote you're holding.

Say santana car Dey jump gutter .
Say if you cover duck head seven days e turn snake .
Say if you see two fowl Dey fight shook broom for ground say Dey go fight ooo till you commot the broom.
Say chekeleke bird Dey give white finger nails once you wave them flying back home in the evening.
Say Nigeria go better.

Make I stop here first. My beans Dey burn ..

Santana to Dey jump gutter and Nigeria go better Na him still Dey pain me reach now

Some years back, I was babysitting my 3 year old nephew in my apartment...

Nephew, "uncle Kay, have you killed all the mosquitoes outside?"

Uncle Kay, "No. Why did you ask?" I said to him, wondering why he asked the question.

Nephew, "Then, why did you leave the door open."

I realized I did leave the entrance door open... But the way he said it with a straight face made me bust out laughing.

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Nephew was watching cartoon all day, saying uncle Kay, see my power, I can beat Ben 10 up. Nepa takes light, uncle Kay says, Ojuju is coming... nephew starts crying.

Uncle Kay, "Shebi you said you can beat Ben 10 na, why are you afraid of Ojuju."

Nephew, "Uncle Kay, don't you know that Ojuju has power more than Ben 10."

I called my 2 years old nephew small boy dude called me "small man".

My youngest sibling, i saw the young lad struggling with his assignment and wanted to help out, he refused citing he doesn't wanna score zero and my friends were there. (he actually shouted it)

While growing up he thought he was the most brilliant in the house. Someone i senior with more than ten years.

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My daughter dey ask why her school mate de tell her to troway her fallen teeth for ceiling else another one will not come out

I'm at Unilag Lagoon front with nephew... Nephew wonders off to a bushy path.

Uncle Kay, "Don't go to that place, there might be snake there."

Nephew, "Uncle Kay, what does snake do?"

Uncle Kay, "Snake bites, and you can die from the bite."

Nephew, "Ahh!"

Uncle Kay, "Yes, so come back here and don't go there again."

Nephew, "Uncle Kay, who made snake?"

Uncle Kay, "God."

Nephew, "Why did God make snake na?"

Uncle Kay becomes speechless.

let's come and be going to church my mummy said pastor will flog for coming late

I told my Son, i m going to write exam and he ask if am i baby that why exam?

When my 2years daughter said my daddy go to your room my mummy want to change her dress.
I was just

Lol. If I talk now. �

IamSalt:


Almost everything about them is funny.

Hahaha! True. Kids are really a bundle of joy when they are not disturbing you

I visited my Aunt recently, I greeted her two years old boy and told him that is now a big boy. He replied that he is not a big boy but a small boy.