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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by ejerukeuzezi(m): 9:58am On Aug 27, 2018
baba@yungzubi..we still dey wait for update o.. e Don Tay small na✌✌
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Bosun22(m): 10:28am On Aug 27, 2018
BABA U GET MOUTH DIEE... MORE INK TO UR PEN
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:14am On Aug 27, 2018
email: youngzubi@gmail.com



sex NA FOOD by youngzubi
Episode.......44 written by youngzubi


GBEDU!!!!!!!!!!!
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End of discussion pere!
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Life Goes on
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"how you won make i take believe sey the secret agent don die!,


"nah wetin make i carry im hand come ma,


"rubbish!!!"

"mama nobi today i begin work for you,as tins take turn out,im head pieces sotey i nor fit see am,shebi nah head i dey carry come show you before,but onto sey the agent guy nobi peson wey you fit shoot abi take knife kill nahim make me use explosive,


"ok,that one don shift,wetin you dey yan about the money,spana we get agreement,all this one wey you dey try talk nah just long story!,"co-operation­s"abi?,then agreement too suppose be agreement,


"mama calm down first make we settle am jejely,

"we nor get any tin to settle if you nor provide my money complete as i take give you,big mama para


"good!good!,good!!,m oney abi??,no wahala i go pay your money back! but i go like clear tins first, remember i dey captive wen infomention reach me sey e' get peson wey dey threaten you,immediately i free,sharpaly i begin follow up the matter,nah ya life and that of ya family dey ontop o!,but i put down my life enter the matter,nah brain i use do everything, within 24 out the 48 hours wey im give you,"i plan everything well and hia i dey with im dead body,you nor fit appreciate nah 50million wey follow am burn be ya headache,ok now see wetin happen just open ear make i clear the air once and for all

as soon as i waka comot from dat police dem hand,i drive straight go ibaddan express way,nah Dia i go consult that our baba the "devil",after i don yan all the matter give am,nahim he come begin do all im magic and juju tin,so as to fin solution,to show you sey dat red shadow nobi ordinary people e take Devil 5hours before im finally get solution,as im discover their only weak point wey be money"currency" notin fit kill dem except you burn dem together with millions of money,nahim be their only weak point becos dem dey worship money,so after the discovery,the devil yan me sey make i go plan how i go take burn im with money, sey if i face dem with gun or jazz e just over useless as nah only fire and money mixed together go fit spoil dia jazz,so nahim make me set am up with the bus wey contain 50million 

"ah!,you for tell me tey! tey! sey nah the plan be that,nah becos sey you promise to carry all the money come back make me dey para,no worry i go waya you and ya guys better millions,abeg nor vex eh!,big mama 

"mama the mama!! see eh! na now you begin talk,ah ah!,how peson go take face that kin battle finish e come be para you go take appreciate am,abeg use millions rush us jare,i yan


"Hahaha!! nor just worry ya sef nah dem go rush you,she yan smiling 


"abi,atleast as i dey now nah just one matter remain,after i don treat the fvckup finish nah to go leave oh!,body nobi firewood

"wich fvck up"


"nor bother mama,nah personal matter,


"ah! ah! ya matter nah my matter too,abeg talk something,


"nah that police man,i won show that d.p.o sey police suppose be our friend,i go make am commit suicide ahswear


"you mean Mr frank?,


"yes oga frank,

"dont even try it,she yan


"wetin?,


"see spana nor harm the man,abeg leave am,just die im matter,i promise to comperciate you again,i go pay for everi tin wey im do you but you must die the matter,big mama yan 


"hiyaa!! this tin you dey talk eh! e get as e just dey do me for body,asin e dey vex me,but i nor get choice sha since you be my boss,who i be to disobey,i yan


"good,so dey expect una money soon,she yan


"ok ma,till then,i stand up for wia i bin sidon for big mama office,office wey be sey e big pass parlour,nah glass dem take do the wall,as ties cover all the ground with two cushion wey get golden colour,two power horse AC hang up dey cool everi wia,her office table dey one side with office chair as she arrange the side wey cushion dey very well like say nah mini parlour becos centre table with flower vessel wey dey ontop,dey for dia

her body guards stand for outside as her main men striker and co stand inside,i just stand hail dem but dem nor fit reply onto sey no greeting while in duty

i waka go down for wia i park spata moto enter inside,then shuk head enter road begin go house wit spata Benz,so far so good ojere!,life nobi for lazy people lie lie!, i dey see how people dey always look me sey i be young rich guy,but iffa yan dem how the hustle take dey go,some if nobi all of dem go shout gawd forbid!!!


"nah to go house and enjoy my Bola,best baby mama ever!


"since mama yan sey make i die oga frank matter,Lemme relax for now,if i hear sey i forget im matter, lie lie......




hours later i reach house,spata sef don stand outside dey wait for me,immediately i shuk head enter compound he rush me sharpaly,grab im car key and zoom off,omo i kukuma waka enter house 

i enter parlour nah dia i jam sentino as im don dress up finish onto sey im won reach im ma'le place as one of im elder sister won do wedding


'guy u look fresh nobi small"


"abi",nah money be fine bobo,obi no go remain a boy forever nah,sentino yan


"coded!,greet ya people for me o!,i yan climbing the stairs


"no wahala,ehn! spana!,



"eh!"



"hwfar about our payment nah,wen i go dey expect my money?,

(this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group ..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories)

"oh! maybe e' go be this evening,once big mama send am i nor go delay,i go divert ya own sharp sharp,i yan


"tem! tem! i trust you, i don dey go and i go dey expect alert,sentino yan as im shuk head comot for house with mini traveling box for im hand


"ok na,i yan as i waka go up stairs,i enter room but Bola nor dey inside,nahim i near bathing room,the shower dey on so e' mean sey she dey baff

as me sef need to refreshen up,i tear clothes comot for body as i dangle spana begin go meet her for bathing room

i open the bathing room door jejely,shuk head inside,"you suppose know watin i dey see"grin wor wor people,


2mins later i still hang for bathing room door dey look Bola as she just busy dey do her womanly tins,


"make sure sey you rape me finish wit ya eyes rubbish guy,Bola yan


"eh! so you know sey i dey hia sef,i yan as i now enter the bathing room full



to be continue








episode.......

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jerryolumide(m): 11:32am On Aug 27, 2018
another one
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 11:34am On Aug 27, 2018
;DTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo coolTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo ;DTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo coolTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo ;DTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo coolTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by famopompy(m): 11:35am On Aug 27, 2018
nice one bro. we can't wait for the next update. Thank you bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by princechidera: 11:39am On Aug 27, 2018
guy, u too much abeg... i don dey follow dis thread tey tey,but i no fit comment bcus of my password ..bt i don reset am now...more inks to ur biro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 11:40am On Aug 27, 2018
Out of 32 teeths wey dey your mouth 2 don komot, dem go soon finish ham wey you go dey use artificial teeths chop fish liver... Youngzubi, i dey follow you bumper to bumper
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:42am On Aug 27, 2018
Deyoungne:
;DTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo coolTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo ;DTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo coolTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo ;DTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo coolTwale 4 u youngzubi abeg make dis cuming episode no delay oo

guy abeg which brand of igbo u smokegrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Sensitivity1254: 11:51am On Aug 27, 2018
Kwale + Oshogbo + Ibilo weeds jammed together


Youngzubi:


guy abeg which brand of igbo u smokegrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 12:15pm On Aug 27, 2018
nice one my man ride on and please no more delay abeg
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2018
Jerryolumide:
another one
another Wat??,another brain abi
see you really need another brain badly
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:56pm On Aug 27, 2018
popesammy2:
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broh zubi, have been a ghost reader for quite a long time, buh i jux gat to open account to follow u wella.
i hold every tight from waptown.


welcome! my guy,am glad that you'er now a nairalander

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 1:30pm On Aug 27, 2018
wow nice update. stil waitin 4 mre,spana afta u na stil u again
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 2:21pm On Aug 27, 2018
I think something is gonna happen to Sentino and Spata, just try n avert their deaths
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by mjay05(m): 3:10pm On Aug 27, 2018
Nice one bros... Keep it coming
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Preciousbouy(m): 3:17pm On Aug 27, 2018
Jerryolumide:

another one

So because of another one where you wan ask for you come dey quote the whole story How e dey do some people nah...
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by monalicious(f): 3:38pm On Aug 27, 2018
Thanks for the mention oga youngzubi. Nice interesting story. I no believe say d secret agent die sha. Maybe na only him hand him lose. And d story of spata saying na money them go fit use kill secret agent is unbelievable. Looking forward to more
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 3:39pm On Aug 27, 2018
Keep your good work going
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:19pm On Aug 27, 2018
princechidera:
guy, u too much abeg... i don dey follow dis thread tey tey,but i no fit comment bcus of my password ..bt i don reset am now...more inks to ur biro

thank you brosmiley
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:21pm On Aug 27, 2018
monalicious:
Thanks for the mention oga youngzubi. Nice interesting story. I no believe say d secret agent die sha. Maybe na only him hand him lose. And d story of spata saying na money them go fit use kill secret agent is unbelievable. Looking forward to more

Lolz who knows spana might be saying the truth,

thank you dear
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jerryolumide(m): 4:23pm On Aug 27, 2018
pradoic:

another Wat??,another brain abi
see you really need another brain badly
ok
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jerryolumide(m): 4:23pm On Aug 27, 2018
Preciousbouy:


So because of another one where you wan ask for you come dey quote the whole story How e dey do some people nah...
kill yourself
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 4:36pm On Aug 27, 2018
Well done Youngzubi cool
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 4:52pm On Aug 27, 2018
Keep your good work coming!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Preciousbouy(m): 5:32pm On Aug 27, 2018
Jerryolumide:
kill yourself
E be like say Your brain dey shake abi your brain dey pay you. Which one
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 5:43pm On Aug 27, 2018
abeg if una wan insult unasef .>shift biko.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jerryolumide(m): 6:20pm On Aug 27, 2018
Preciousbouy:


E be like say Your brain dey shake abi your brain dey pay you. Which one
yes e dey pay (pain) me from the sex I had with your mum last night!!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by popesammy2(m): 6:36pm On Aug 27, 2018
chai, ur tori nuh geh rival.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Donspicey: 7:54pm On Aug 27, 2018
Diz Tory Bambella,,,kip It Up Bro,,,anticipating More Updates,..Am Addicted
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by abdulazeez1002(m): 8:54pm On Aug 27, 2018
Nice one bro. keep it flowing
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Tobennz(m): 10:28pm On Aug 27, 2018
Abeg na my nigga, help us dey update if na 2 tyms a day.......





Abeg ooo i get big eye ooo grin shocked... Gud work bro

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