Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,163,457 members, 7,853,997 topics. Date: Saturday, 08 June 2024 at 09:18 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Music/Radio / Rap Battles / :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey (837 Views)
The Battle-broker:hellvictorinho Vs Senhorsean (2) (3) (4)
:( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
The first contender,my humble self,Is one of the strongest Warriors around,the self-proclaimed "Eddy Hearn" rap,WAAAAADEWALTZZZZZZZZZ Standing to my right is a known enemy of Wadewaltz,An old war-horse,too old he needs to rest his bones,He is just 45 inches tall Weighing just 2 pounds NICHEEY!.(Please do not cheer him). I Hope the gods would want to watch this and make a decision between Archilles and Hector!!. Opener:1point Rhymes:1point Wordplay:2points Simile/Metaphor:2points Punchline:2points Closer:1point RULES REMAIN THE SAME.No unnecessary comments!!. Cc Raptex 007Bruce Twenty47 Raptider Deckline Hellvictorinho Senhorsean Lucemferre Nastynic Macsjebs Hayoholla MycoleA Dontai Rapbankz Edygistvilla Eddygistvilla 3 Likes |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 9:39am On Feb 20, 2019 |
u might nid to wipe ur eyes,tell dose advisin u to throw in d towel All ur victories have been phyric,bet ur hv been braggin about ur laurels U cant conquer shii!!... only In ur toilet If only ur bars could hold water,I wud throw in d detergent But dy 're just dry While mine be dangerous and wet like d venom of a serpent I can go on and on about my chutzpah,I'm a general in d battle lyk Buka Suka Dimka I make a CYPHER,talk abt me,an ENIGMA U cant stand me,d battle wont last upto a chukka I see dis little PRICK tryna STAND upto me See men(Semen),I aint no Pussy,u cant pufforate me Afta dis exercise u wud be havin big "O"s Oo,dont get it twisted,it is d score on ur exercise-note Unlyk u,I'm not binge-watchin movies to get my hook High School Musical aint a battle but we still need a pen nd nid a book Nicheey Ur a soldier to b shinin d captains boot If I put my lines on a Movie and u copy,issa treasury Loot B4 u battle,1st u gatz knw ur bleepin Square root Still d biga man cus my root b cubes 1 Like |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nicheey(m): 3:37pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Funny how niggah tryna spread em wings With ain't hope of winning shit,this dude seriously wanna battle me? OMG this Sh*t really baffles me. What the f*ck dha was that thing you spill? Seems you been eating too much of chicken wings. I'm nicheey doing this is a stain to my niche but I just gotta entertain. You so ugly you must scared the crap outta ya mirror, Your family tree is a cactus cause every one on it is a prick,if I had a face as yours I'd sue my parents. Inno what makes you so stupid but honestly works ,you not as bad as people say, you worse. Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives go get one,you are like Monday no body likes you, and yeah I talk like an idiot how else will you understand me? Are you always this stupid or today's special. Stupidity is not a crime so you free to go... 2 Likes |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:33pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Raptex,cum and give a verdict |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 7:44pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Wadewaltz:I'm not a good judge. |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
raptex:Just try,we are countin on u,d gradin system is updere |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 2:58pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Wadewaltz: Opener-1 point Towel/Laurel (near rhyme)-1/2 point Shiit/toilet punchline-2 points Detergent/serpent (near rhyme)-1/2 point See men/semen wordplay- 2 points Hook/Book-1 point Boot/Loot/Root-1 point Closer-1 point Total-9 points I gotta admit that I didn't understand some lines.It's more than likely that this is inaccurate. |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 3:08pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Nicheey:Opener-1 point Battle me/ Baffles me- 1 point Cactus/prick punchline-2 points Selling lives punchline-2 points Closer-2 points Total-8 points Pretty sure this is also inaccurate. |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 4:17pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Airmark Mikuz we need u here.Someone is disturbing our affair Mynd44 |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 5:05pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Wadewaltz:Who? |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:33pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
raptex:Okafor200,dat snail egg |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 9:17pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Wadewaltz:Lol. The dude is a comedian. |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 12:38pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
raptex:Okafor200 isn't a comedian,he is a cheap "wisdom" book seller,dos ones dat sells nonsense books in a bus Or a park. |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Wadewaltz:Lol |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 02, 2019 |
This is good |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by jbblues24(m): 4:09am On May 21, 2019 |
Incredibly thought out! Found myself staring at it for minutes. |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:48pm On May 26, 2019 |
jbblues24:At what? |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by deepthougths(m): 11:26pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
Smh Worst rap battle I've ever come across... Wade wins this because I can see something that looks like an opener and a closer... What was the other fellow even doing? This is not 'yo mama'... No rhyme, no met n simile, no pun, nothing... So dry Wade you've gotta improve on ur vocabs man, your rhyming is poo... No offense man but laurels doesnt rhyme with toilet. And a lot others... Weak weak weak, but niche was weaker. You guys should be humble, go to ffr, go like 30pges down, Look at flows. Google these battles... September to remember, coogar vs siddogg. Darken rebel vs teddy... Mikus, lyricist and ibime verses. You'll learn a thing or 2 Opener... Wade... Nothing special Flow... None Rhyme... None Personal... None Met/simile... None Punchline.... Wade Wordplay... None Closer.... Wade Mvgt wade Work harder guys 1 Like |
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nicheey(m): 8:57pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
deepthougths: Hehehe |
(1) (Reply)
•°• Newbies Tourney 2022 Battle Fixtures Updates And More •°• / Get 2 New Modenine Songs Here. Free Download: Leave Comments / 4 All Rappers
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 30 |