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:( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2019
The first contender,my humble self,Is one of the strongest Warriors around,the self-proclaimed "Eddy Hearn" rap,WAAAAADEWALTZZZZZZZZZ

Standing to my right is a known enemy of Wadewaltz,An old war-horse,too old he needs to rest his bones,He is just 45 inches tall grin Weighing just 2 pounds grin NICHEEY!.(Please do not cheer him).

I Hope the gods would want to watch this and make a decision between Archilles and Hector!!.

Opener:1point

Rhymes:1point

Wordplay:2points

Simile/Metaphor:2points

Punchline:2points

Closer:1point

RULES REMAIN THE SAME.No unnecessary comments!!.

Cc

Raptex

007Bruce

Twenty47

Raptider

Deckline

Hellvictorinho

Senhorsean

Lucemferre

Nastynic

Macsjebs

Hayoholla

MycoleA

Dontai

Rapbankz

Edygistvilla

Eddygistvilla

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Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 9:39am On Feb 20, 2019
u might nid to wipe ur eyes,tell dose advisin u to throw in d towel

All ur victories have been phyric,bet ur hv been braggin about ur laurels

U cant conquer shii!!...
only In ur toilet

If only ur bars could hold water,I wud throw in d detergent

But dy 're just dry While mine be dangerous and wet like d venom of a serpent

I can go on and on about my chutzpah,I'm a general in d battle lyk Buka Suka Dimka

I make a CYPHER,talk abt me,an ENIGMA

U cant stand me,d battle wont last upto a chukka

I see dis little PRICK tryna STAND upto me

See men(Semen),I aint no Pussy,u cant pufforate me

Afta dis exercise u wud be havin big "O"s

Oo,dont get it twisted,it is d score on ur exercise-note

Unlyk u,I'm not binge-watchin movies to get my hook

High School Musical aint a battle but we still need a pen nd nid a book

Nicheey Ur a soldier to b shinin d captains boot

If I put my lines on a Movie and u copy,issa treasury Loot

B4 u battle,1st u gatz knw ur bleepin Square root

Still d biga man cus my root b cubes

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Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nicheey(m): 3:37pm On Feb 20, 2019
Funny how niggah tryna spread em wings
With ain't hope of winning shit,this dude seriously wanna battle me? OMG this Sh*t really baffles me.

What the f*ck dha was that thing you spill? Seems you been eating too much of chicken wings.

I'm nicheey doing this is a stain to my niche but I just gotta entertain.

You so ugly you must scared the crap outta ya mirror,
Your family tree is a cactus cause every one on it is a prick,if I had a face as yours I'd sue my parents.

Inno what makes you so stupid but honestly works ,you not as bad as people say, you worse.

Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives go get one,you are like Monday no body likes you, and yeah I talk like an idiot how else will you understand me?

Are you always this stupid or today's special.
Stupidity is not a crime so you free to go...

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Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:33pm On Feb 20, 2019
Raptex,cum and give a verdict
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 7:44pm On Feb 20, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Raptex,cum and give a verdict
I'm not a good judge.
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2019
raptex:
I'm not a good judge.
Just try,we are countin on u,d gradin system is updere
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 2:58pm On Feb 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:
u might nid to wipe ur eyes,tell dose advisin u to throw in d towel

All ur victories have been phyric,bet ur hv been braggin about ur laurels

U cant conquer shii!!...
only In ur toilet

If only ur bars could hold water,I wud throw in d detergent

But dy 're just dry While mine be dangerous and wet like d venom of a serpent

I can go on and on about my chutzpah,I'm a general in d battle lyk Buka Suka Dimka

I make a CYPHER,talk abt me,an ENIGMA

U cant stand me,d battle wont last upto a chukka

I see dis little PRICK tryna STAND upto me

See men(Semen),I aint no Pussy,u cant pufforate me

Afta dis exercise u wud be havin big "O"s

Oo,dont get it twisted,it is d score on ur exercise-note

Unlyk u,I'm not binge-watchin movies to get my hook

High School Musical aint a battle but we still need a pen nd nid a book

SNicheey Ur a soldier to b shinin d captains boot

If I put my lines on a Movie and u copy,issa treasury Loot

B4 u battle,1st u gatz knw ur bleepin Square root

Still d biga man cus my root b cubes


Opener-1 point

Towel/Laurel (near rhyme)-1/2 point


Shiit/toilet punchline-2 points

Detergent/serpent (near rhyme)-1/2 point

See men/semen wordplay- 2 points

Hook/Book-1 point

Boot/Loot/Root-1 point

Closer-1 point

Total-9 points

I gotta admit that I didn't understand some lines.It's more than likely that this is inaccurate.
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 3:08pm On Feb 22, 2019
Nicheey:
Funny how niggah tryna spread em wings
With ain't hope of winning shit,this dude seriously wanna battle me? OMG this Sh*t really baffles me.

What the f*ck dha was that thing you spill? Seems you been eating too much of chicken wings.

I'm nicheey doing this is a stain to my niche but I just gotta entertain.

You so ugly you must scared the crap outta ya mirror,
Your family tree is a cactus cause every one on it is a prick,if I had a face as yours I'd sue my parents.

Inno what makes you so stupid but honestly works ,you not as bad as people say, you worse.

Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives go get one,you are like Monday no body likes you, and yeah I talk like an idiot how else will you understand me?

Are you always this stupid or today's special.
Stupidity is not a crime so you free to go...

Opener-1 point

Battle me/ Baffles me- 1 point

Cactus/prick punchline-2 points

Selling lives punchline-2 points

Closer-2 points

Total-8 points

Pretty sure this is also inaccurate.
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 4:17pm On Feb 22, 2019
Airmark Mikuz we need u here.Someone is disturbing our affair
Mynd44
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 5:05pm On Feb 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Airmark Mikuz we need u here.Someone is disturbing our affair

Mynd44
Who?
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:33pm On Feb 22, 2019
raptex:
Who?
Okafor200,dat snail egg
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 9:17pm On Feb 22, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Okafor200,dat snail egg
Lol. The dude is a comedian.
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 12:38pm On Feb 23, 2019
raptex:
Lol. The dude is a comedian.
Okafor200 isn't a comedian,he is a cheap "wisdom" book seller,dos ones dat sells nonsense books in a bus Or a park.
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Okafor200 isn't a comedian,he is a cheap "wisdom" book seller,dos ones dat sells nonsense books in a bus Or a park.
Lol
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 02, 2019
This is good
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by jbblues24(m): 4:09am On May 21, 2019
Incredibly thought out! Found myself staring at it for minutes.
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:48pm On May 26, 2019
jbblues24:
Incredibly thought out! Found myself staring at it for minutes.
At what?
Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by deepthougths(m): 11:26pm On Jun 29, 2019
Smh grin
Worst rap battle I've ever come across...
Wade wins this because I can see something that looks like an opener and a closer...
What was the other fellow even doing? This is not 'yo mama'... No rhyme, no met n simile, no pun, nothing... So dry
Wade you've gotta improve on ur vocabs man, your rhyming is poo... No offense man but laurels doesnt rhyme with toilet. And a lot others... Weak weak weak, but niche was weaker.
You guys should be humble, go to ffr, go like 30pges down, Look at flows.
Google these battles... September to remember, coogar vs siddogg. Darken rebel vs teddy... Mikus, lyricist and ibime verses. You'll learn a thing or 2



Opener... Wade... Nothing special
Flow... None
Rhyme... None
Personal... None
Met/simile... None
Punchline.... Wade
Wordplay... None
Closer.... Wade


Mvgt wade
Work harder guys

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Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Nicheey(m): 8:57pm On Jul 26, 2019
deepthougths:
Smh grin
Worst rap battle I've ever come across...
Wade wins this because I can see something that looks like an opener and a closer...
What was the other fellow even doing? This is not 'yo mama'... No rhyme, no met n simile, no pun, nothing... So dry
Wade you've gotta improve on ur vocabs man, your rhyming is poo... No offense man but laurels doesnt rhyme with toilet. And a lot others... Weak weak weak, but niche was weaker.
You guys should be humble, go to ffr, go like 30pges down, Look at flows.
Google these battles... September to remember, coogar vs siddogg. Darken rebel vs teddy... Mikus, lyricist and ibime verses. You'll learn a thing or 2



Opener... Wade... Nothing special
Flow... None
Rhyme... None
Personal... None
Met/simile... None
Punchline.... Wade
Wordplay... None
Closer.... Wade


Mvgt wade
Work harder guys

Hehehe

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