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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by MakiKoizumi: 11:13pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
Many more |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:15pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
[quote author=TheFacelessMan post=83974340][/quote] Lol! Nice one. You got me. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by seunmohmoh(f): 11:15pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
[quote author=TheFacelessMan post=83974340][/quote]Scary . 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:16pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
Charmish: Where did you sleep walk to? 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by EASY39(m): 11:19pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
KingAzubuike:Yepaaa,we Don belle full ,same kingazubuike that claim to be a military man on crime section,you claim to be a man and attacking young soldier man on the platfor,You now turn to female .......pls op you a man not a woman biko 41.... 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:21pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
kushercain: Your lie is sweet sha 21 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:23pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
BabaIbo: 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 11:23pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:25pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
seunmohmoh: Yeah... especially if you are scrolling down on your phone slowly as you read. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Walehelt(m): 11:25pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
kushercain: Gbefun 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:25pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
EASY39: LMAO |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kushercain: 11:26pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kobosmart(m): 11:34pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
when i was sch i used to volunteer as a church warden on campus and there was this gurl i used to flirt(poorly) with, i didnt really care though cause she had a boyfriend and all. Thats how one day for church pastor talk say make we make peace with people we hate or have offended us,that's how one nigga with strong face walked up to me and said "i forgive" I was like do i know you? And he said "i dont like how close you are to baba(gurls name) and i don't like the advice youve been giving her about our relationship" now all i had to tell him was "hey i dont know your gurl that way" or something buh as a dude i had to flex so i just chuckled and ignored him Fast forward two weeks later i get a call from someone who wanted to book my dog down for stud services(story for another day) he asked me to meet him at this really secluded area on campus, I thought nothing of it and showed up, the next thing i heard was "didn't i warn you to leave baba alone" na so i see my nigga dey hold bottle over my head, i no even wait to know the content i just kneel down begin dey beg the guy, he insult my life waka commot since then i no even go the church again talkless of to drop my lame lines for the gurl 14 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 11:43pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
kobosmart: Lol. But which kine girl name be "Baba?" Not sexy at all. 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by KevMitnick: 11:45pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
Very interesting. The very funny stories are real experiences except that story tellers add a little bit of sensationalism to them. A long time ago when I was a kid, I and my friends got lost in a very large maize farm. While we were trying to figure our way out, we saw an old man with a bagco sack and a machete. The man started following us round the farm, it didn't matter what direction it was we were headed, this old man just kept following us. When we walked, he walked and when we ran, he ran too. We finally made our way out of the maze (pun intended) farm and the baba followed us out and went his way. Years later it occurred to me that the old man was also lost in the maize farm and was only following us because he thought we could show him the way out. It was pretty scary though because we were told stories of people who cut off children's head for rituals. 36 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by cloud6999: 11:47pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SweetPreeq(m): 11:49pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
KevMitnick: Una for turn back change am for am 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by 01hadji: 11:54pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
it was no spirit but our resident student ALBINO going for the vigil. mule 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Kkings11: 11:55pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
KevMitnick:Bagco bag and cutlass? The road must cclear oh, no b m dey go use do ritual 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 11:56pm On Nov 12, 2019 |
kay29000: lol. I wanted to write “the day pocohantas cheated on me” . 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by JastSiryin(m): 12:01am On Nov 13, 2019 |
feldido:Bros you dey craze o lol 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 12:04am On Nov 13, 2019 |
Let me share this one. Although I wasn't directly involved in the story, it happened in my house. It happened like 10 years ago...I called a guy over to work on wiring the house DSTV to my room upstairs. So, the guy was working in the ceiling while I was on my desktop computer, reading stuff on nairaland. The guy was a talkative and I just wished he would shut up and let me read nairaland in peace. And then he suddenly stopped talking. It was so abruptly that I had to stop what I was doing to go check on him. As he climbed down from the ceiling, he looked like he had seen a ghost. He didn't talk till he was by my room door, then he said there is a big owl in my ceiling. The way he dramatized the size of the owls eyes made me laugh. Anyway, he left and said he couldn't complete the job. I didn't bother trying to check on the owl, I just left the room and sent my younger brother to try and find someone that could help Chase the owl away. I went out and when I came back in the evening, I saw an unfamiliar pair of slippers in our upstairs bathroom. I looked up and saw the ceiling was damaged. When I asked my dad what happened, he just kept laughing. Even my mom was laughing. What had happened was that one of the most feared men in our area had volunteered to kill the owl. This man is someone that used to kill armed robbers back in the day and drag their bodies on the floor. He had gone into the ceiling through my room and after just a few minutes, they heard a loud sound in the bathroom (on the other side of the building from my room). The guy crashed down from the ceiling. He was so disappointed in himself, he left his slippers in our bathroom and went home like that. It was just so funny, cos the man is such a fearless person. The owl terrorize us small Sha, before we finally got rid of it. 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Samuels90: 12:05am On Nov 13, 2019 |
KingAzubuike:This one is a guy, no de deceive ursef .. Rubber ko, plastic ni.. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by adeyemi91(m): 12:06am On Nov 13, 2019 |
Elder0001:Lol.. U still wrote chested. U meant Cheated? 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Orissodiq: 12:06am On Nov 13, 2019 |
It was during my NYSC in the North. I just finished watching ball and entered my lodge around 10pm when Bandits attacked our estate and started shooting for close to 2 hours . I was the only one staying in 3 bedroom selfcon apartment because my lodge mates were batch B and i was Batch C. I was just shaking and ran to the ceiling and started posting for help on my WhatsApp status.. Seriously I wasn't thinking of any other thing that day than death.. I was so scared and half dead. I was crying like a baby... Thank God Nigeria police later came and sent them off. It was a massive shout out that night and tot its gonna be my last night. Those police and army tried dat night. It was my first time of hearing Ak47 at work.. It was so loud and intense. 14 Likes
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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kay29000(m): 12:08am On Nov 13, 2019 |
Elder0001: I still don't get it. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Incandescent(m): 12:10am On Nov 13, 2019 |
BabaIbo: You made me laugh...nice one 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by kobosmart(m): 12:13am On Nov 13, 2019 |
kay29000:lol na hausa geh 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by JayB11(m): 12:19am On Nov 13, 2019 |
Mine happened during my 300 level at ADSU Mubi. My friends and I finished studying at night and we were ready to go home (off K) at GRA. As usual, we branched through the female hostel to see our Melons. One of us by name Abraham (AB) couldn't hold on to our delay, he begged us severally and he even had to plead with us to God so we could round up timely in order to meet up to Gate time because all school gates closes by 10pm except for the school gate 1 (due to Boko Haram Insurgency). AB's efforts to get us was all futile. AB left us some minutes past 10pm. Exactly around 10:30pm, my 3 other friends signalled and i bid goodnight to my GF and joined them to head home. We decided to take the shorter route towards the former Bus Admin Department to reach the gate within shorter minutes. Upon reaching the Burnt Business Admin Department which was occupied by darkness, we suddenly heard some strange noises coming from the dark background and this noise kept increasing with echoes. We stopped with hault like say we dey parade ground. I was in front with a good flashlight and almost flashed to know what was happening when we started hearing screams and louder footsteps running towards us. I turned to ask my friends what the hell is happening when i come realize say na only me been dey there since(ma guys don tear race leave me tey tey). Considering the trending Boko Haram and cultist wahala wey students dey encounter, i no know how i take do screeches come overtake my friends. Musa that i saw running over a pool of water could not be found with any part of his body showing sign of wetness after that race. Could it be that Musa ran on top of water? That scene still remains a mystery to us. Dave and Ypee while running for their lives where busy doing body contact like say one of them wan sacrifice the other should those beast catch up with us. After finally running back to the school central area, we alerted some students and after about an hour, we got sticks, rods, stones and summoned courage to go towards the department since we heard no gunshots nor bomblast. We started throwing stones towards the building on shoot to inflict.....Lo and behold, A.B's voice came from the background begging us not to break his head.....he confessed that after leaving us, he got to the school gate and met it locked, he pleaded with securities to help him open but they refused and send him back to sleep in school. He said he got so frustrated and thought of a way to pay us back, that was why he set up the whole drama. Since that time, my friends and i dey leave school before 9pm, but I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN ABRAHAM (AB)����� 37 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 12:22am On Nov 13, 2019 |
adeyemi91: Chai...yeah I don’t know why auto correct keeps changing it to chested.... I wanted to write cheated 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Jh0wsef(m): 12:32am On Nov 13, 2019 |
SimDan95: Are you Serious about this? |
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