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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Alexandro15: 10:28am On Nov 13, 2019 |
My own na many years ago in boarding school. I was in SS2 then and was already hallucinating. (or was it real?) that a small imp spirit was always pushing my bunk at night. It was an Iron bunk and I always hear the creaking of the bunk, FOOTSTEPS along with a pig's grunt every night. So this particular night, around midnight, I was already awake, dead with fear and shaking. I then heard voices at one corner of the hostel and recognized some of my classmates voices. Relieved, I quickly jumped down and hurried to their corner to tell them my ordeals and stay with them until morning. It turned out they were operating phones, and when they heard my footsteps, they kept still. ( Phones were illegal). When I got there, I sat on Kelechi's bed. He was fast asleep. I heard FOOTSTEPS and turned around, only for me to see a figure crouching and hurrying towards me! Oboy! I have never been more afraid in my life. I took a moment to take a deep breath, and gave a shout that I was sure would send the demon back to hell. Na so I shout 'Jesuuuuusss' o. Kelechi wey dey deep sleep sef wake up follow me dey shout Jesus Jesus. E come fall from bed, roll enter under e bunk to hide. Na so the figure reach me; "Shh Shhhh, no shout abeg. Na me, na Oscar. I come borrow something from Simeon." I was first shocked, then began to laugh hysterically. My other classmates who were awake joined. Even Kelechi as he came out from under the bunk. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Aristotle96(m): 11:33am On Nov 13, 2019 |
feldido:I guess it was the day they came to rob UBA Bank, when stray bullet hit that guy that was doing his final year clearance. I was in F n G that day if I'm right. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by feldido(m): 11:42am On Nov 13, 2019 |
Aristotle96: Not really, it happend in F and G one faithful evening. The guy who was shot happens to be wearing a Maroon color shirt and they thought he was a rival. I don't think they had anyone in mind when they came. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by abdullkabar(m): 12:01pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
mhizv:I will check it up |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by gidob(m): 12:49pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
Mine happened sometime around 2015/2016 at the hostel in my School. There is this long passage leading to different rooms...there is one entrance as the other end was blocked. One night a snake crawled into the hall, and the able bodied men of the hostel were called on to help kill the snake...the snake ran to the other end and was cornered.. So it became aggressive; battle ready as the guys were approaching it with sticks, stones etc. There was this large crowd at the entrance watching, and so the hall was crowded and it was difficult for any to move out unless you are at the door.... Just when the able bodied guys were close to the snake and wanted to strike, NEPA collected power and the hall became dark ...now imagine being in the dark with a black snake....well there was a stampede....after struggling for like 3mins to go out, I was running out of the hostel when my bathroom left my foot and hit my back... That night I ran like a mad man shouting... "The snake done bite me"..... 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by blazepascal(m): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
Mine was the day i went to my friend house with some of my other pals that day rain was falling and the street was empty and quiet we were all in the sitting room watching film that day when we heard a knock on the door i was so engrossed with the film that i didnt bother to even stand up to open the door, so one of my friend went to open it after he opened the door two guys rushed in brought out 2 gun and pointed it to all our face (me wey dem never point gun for my life before oboy see fear ) without them even telling us we laid down and covered our face i almost pissed on my pant i was praying silently for God to intervene because mere looking them one would think they are hardened criminals they told us to bring all the money we have in this house we were all crying pleading we dont have any money after all the talking swearing and threathing they removed their mask and starting laughing at us we all looked up to know why they were laughing ( omo wetin i see shock me na my classmate us they do us this thing) we all got up and started beating them i swear it was not funny at all that prank was too expensive ,well i still thanked God for my life because if it had happened in real life i would have been dead since 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Aristotle96(m): 1:19pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
feldido:alright then. The almighty Ust that year |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by ladyGKilaBCrueD(f): 1:43pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
nne you don buy permanent market be that pocohantas: |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by pocohantas(f): 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
ladyGKilaBCrueD: Market wey I no fit carry o. After how many years, he has refused to move on. No be say I give am food chop or toto to lick. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by izzou(m): 1:55pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
pocohantas:
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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 2:11pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
dazzlingd:my dear I wasn't the only one experiencing it, my siblings can relate to other moments |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by pocohantas(f): 2:12pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
izzou: I need salvation, I know |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by izzou(m): 2:13pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
pocohantas: |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Equity15(m): 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
KingAzubuike:lol..this thing don do me before oh |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by dazzlingd(m): 2:32pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
SimDan95: There are no mysteries but ignorance, that's what separate the progressive nation from us the ever stagnant black nations....They think progressive...here in Africa, our mind has been conditioned to see any mystery as magic hence it kills the thinking function of the brain....Teach your children right, let them solve puzzles in their minds rather than submitting lazily to magic as the answer to all mysteries.... Then they will be geniuses... My dear, there's no mystery in what u all saw, sorry to ruin your fun, ..it has nothing to do with the dead, it's no mystery but ignorance of the events that happened around you that night |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 3:04pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
baby124: U see it all in boarding school That place is a whole new world. I learnt the God and bad there. At one ocassion, I had a minor accident which made me very uncomfortable to lie down and enjoy my sleep cos of where it happened and it was quite painful and swollen. So in the night when others were sleeping, I will be mostly awake .One particular night, I heard some murmuring, flashed my small torchlight to the direction, lo and behold, a girl was sleep talking. I actually limped to her bed thinking she was awake and we were chatting. All her secrets were revealed that night. She went back to sleep. Me,I went back to my bed. In the morning, I teased her with one of the jists she told me and she frowned her face. Later, she came to me and asked how did I know that. Who is gossiping about her. That she will kill somebody o I laughed and laughed. Told her she told me na. At first she denied vehemently. I just left it like that. About 3 days later, she came and told me that she actually sleep talk and that's why she refused to live in the dormitory and begged me to keep her secrets. That period too,I put chewing gum inside one who is always chewing empty mouth so she will have something to chew When she wakes up, she will be wondering how she slept with chewing gum in her mouth . I will.just pretend. I need forgiveness 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:08pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
ofemigeorge:nah not only me |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:09pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
Jh0wsef:dead serious bro, |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
SEGLIZ:are u trying to say I and my siblings were hallucinating?? |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:14pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
dazzlingd:u wouldn't understand, I was once like u I once believed things like that don't exist. sorry to bust ur bubbles they do homie, a lots shit happens 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SEGLIZ: 3:28pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
SimDan95: you have confirm your story, I hear them never for once experienced it except for dreams, the dream aspect was twice that really I can remember now. tell me it was real, I won't doubt your loosing your mum but I can only imagine it than being in your shoes. I love your experience but won't to be in it. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Equity15(m): 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
lol..mine was back then in school..ATBU bauchi, we were reading in a building we call ETF..the buildings were classes of two facing each other..as we were reading(na maths I dey solve that day) so I plugged in my earpiece and volume to the highest..in a twinkle of an eye, I just raised my head and saw that half of the class has disappeared, I looked further and saw people seriously running..oboi, believe me, the way I reached for the window still baffles me up till today cos there were at least 4 tables and chairs before you could reach that window..b4 I knew it, I don fly those four tables and chairs come jump out through window..see race, as I dey run, like say I come dey hear gunshots (lol, na fear cos am, it was all in my head)..mehn I ran like a madt person..I stopped when I reached the library. that was when I started asking what happened, people wey we dey run together Sef also didn't know why they were running. they said they started running when they saw people running towards our class. na so all of us gather mind go back to the building oh. we later asked the people that ran towards our class why they were running, they said they heard a loud sound from the back. lol and the sound was caused by someone sleeping at the back of the class. (he fell off from the table abi chair he was sleeping..the sound nai make people tear. didn't blame them tho cos that year boko haram dey hot. there was this girl that was sitted in front of me b4 the incident. I asked her where she follow escape, she pointed towards the window, I was like with this your long skirt, how did you jump the window? she said she no even know say window dey there Sef. she just see herself outside.. mehn laff finish me that day 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SEGLIZ: 3:55pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
thundafire: this becoming error than scary. but did guys remain in that house and do people still reside in the building. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by massalati(m): 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
makeherscream:how much u give that ur guy... this one na excessive joy oooo |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by seborrhic: 5:01pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
gidob:This one is quite hilarious,eerie and scary. Can't imagine the commotion that would have occurred in that hall that day 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by makeherscream(m): 5:14pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
massalati:I gave him 100k I never believe i will trust somebody in my life. Let me say he is the best friend in the world |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by massalati(m): 5:26pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
makeherscream: Am telling you and you are a good friend too lol... 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by thundafire: 6:06pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
SEGLIZ:yes oh till we called a pastor and we did vigil night since dat day till today we have peace unless big rat run for dey zone shake either of dey plate rack or spoon |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Callertunez: 8:48pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
Amwitty, come share yours... Let me laugh a bit. |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Samolasoj(m): 9:02pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
sassysure: Lol bad child |
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by thonyokun(m): 9:52pm On Nov 13, 2019 |
A day I will never forget, I was in jss2 and my school was very far from our house. So one day like that after school there's one bush path I usually followed b4 I get home, as I was negotiating series of bends in d small bush, na so I jam one masquerade head long. both of us first stopped for what seems like eternity. O boy up till today I don't know how I got home. my bag and sandals were later brought home by my Elder brother who helped me to look for them. e no funny @all 2 Likes |
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