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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Alexandro15: 10:28am On Nov 13, 2019
My own na many years ago in boarding school. I was in SS2 then and was already hallucinating. (or was it real?) that a small imp spirit was always pushing my bunk at night. It was an Iron bunk and I always hear the creaking of the bunk, FOOTSTEPS along with a pig's grunt every night.

So this particular night, around midnight, I was already awake, dead with fear and shaking. I then heard voices at one corner of the hostel and recognized some of my classmates voices. Relieved, I quickly jumped down and hurried to their corner to tell them my ordeals and stay with them until morning. It turned out they were operating phones, and when they heard my footsteps, they kept still. ( Phones were illegal).

When I got there, I sat on Kelechi's bed. He was fast asleep. I heard FOOTSTEPS and turned around, only for me to see a figure crouching and hurrying towards me! Oboy! I have never been more afraid in my life. I took a moment to take a deep breath, and gave a shout that I was sure would send the demon back to hell. Na so I shout 'Jesuuuuusss' o. Kelechi wey dey deep sleep sef wake up follow me dey shout Jesus Jesus. E come fall from bed, roll enter under e bunk to hide.
Na so the figure reach me;
"Shh Shhhh, no shout abeg. Na me, na Oscar. I come borrow something from Simeon."
I was first shocked, then began to laugh hysterically. My other classmates who were awake joined. Even Kelechi as he came out from under the bunk. grin

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Aristotle96(m): 11:33am On Nov 13, 2019
feldido:
Happend when I was in my 2nd year in RSUST.

There was a gunshot and followed by some sporadic shots one faithful day in my hostel, we heard shouts from outside, I beckoned on my roommates for us to go and rescue the guy who was shot, but they all said they won't risk going out so I opened the door and they bolted the door and warned me that I shouldn't think of coming back.
Gladly, I saw another blockmate, so we went to save the guy who was shot. Next thing we saw was the shooters aiming and firing into the crowd from the distance. I couldn't remember how I ran, all I remember was when I got to the Hostel toilet and saw over 8guys sandwiched in a toilet that could hardly hold 3 persons, infact one guy was already trying to squeeze himself through the toilet window. I couldn't hold myself but bust into laughter... I was almost lynched grin grin grin
I guess it was the day they came to rob UBA Bank, when stray bullet hit that guy that was doing his final year clearance. I was in F n G that day if I'm right.
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by feldido(m): 11:42am On Nov 13, 2019
Aristotle96:
I guess it was the day they came to rob UBA Bank, when stray bullet hit that guy that was doing his final year clearance. I was in F n G that day if I'm right.

Not really, it happend in F and G one faithful evening. The guy who was shot happens to be wearing a Maroon color shirt and they thought he was a rival. I don't think they had anyone in mind when they came.
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by abdullkabar(m): 12:01pm On Nov 13, 2019
mhizv:


Multiple personality perhaps.

Seen "split" ? If you have you'd understand better
I will check it up
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by gidob(m): 12:49pm On Nov 13, 2019
Mine happened sometime around 2015/2016 at the hostel in my School.

There is this long passage leading to different rooms...there is one entrance as the other end was blocked.
One night a snake crawled into the hall, and the able bodied men of the hostel were called on to help kill the snake...the snake ran to the other end and was cornered.. So it became aggressive; battle ready as the guys were approaching it with sticks, stones etc.
There was this large crowd at the entrance watching, and so the hall was crowded and it was difficult for any to move out unless you are at the door....
Just when the able bodied guys were close to the snake and wanted to strike, NEPA collected power and the hall became dark ...now imagine being in the dark with a black snake....well there was a stampede....after struggling for like 3mins to go out, I was running out of the hostel when my bathroom left my foot and hit my back...
That night I ran like a mad man shouting... "The snake done bite me".....

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by blazepascal(m): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2019
Mine was the day i went to my friend house with some of my other pals that day rain was falling and the street was empty and quiet we were all in the sitting room watching film that day when we heard a knock on the door i was so engrossed with the film that i didnt bother to even stand up to open the door, so one of my friend went to open it after he opened the door two guys rushed in brought out 2 gun and pointed it to all our face (me wey dem never point gun for my life before oboy see fear ) without them even telling us we laid down and covered our face i almost pissed on my pant i was praying silently for God to intervene because mere looking them one would think they are hardened criminals they told us to bring all the money we have in this house we were all crying pleading we dont have any money after all the talking swearing and threathing they removed their mask and starting laughing at us we all looked up to know why they were laughing ( omo wetin i see shock me na my classmate us they do us this thing) we all got up and started beating them i swear it was not funny at all that prank was too expensive ,well i still thanked God for my life because if it had happened in real life i would have been dead since

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Aristotle96(m): 1:19pm On Nov 13, 2019
feldido:


Not really, it happend in F and G one faithful evening. The guy who was shot happens to be wearing a Maroon color shirt and they thought he was a rival. I don't think they had anyone in mind when they came.
alright then. The almighty Ust that year grin
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by ladyGKilaBCrueD(f): 1:43pm On Nov 13, 2019
nne you don buy permanent market be that grin grin grin
pocohantas:


That one no well cheesy
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by pocohantas(f): 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
nne you don buy permanent market be that grin grin grin

Market wey I no fit carry o. After how many years, he has refused to move on. No be say I give am food chop or toto to lick. cheesy
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by izzou(m): 1:55pm On Nov 13, 2019
pocohantas:


Market wey I no fit carry o. After how many years, he has refused to move on. No be say I give am food chop or toto to lick. cheesy

lipsrsealed

Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 2:11pm On Nov 13, 2019
dazzlingd:


You were hallucinating.....
your mind was simply making up things, it could have been a rat making the disturbances or wind, then someone passed by or a thief trying his luck
my dear I wasn't the only one experiencing it, my siblings can relate to other moments
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by pocohantas(f): 2:12pm On Nov 13, 2019
izzou:


lipsrsealed

I need salvation, I know grin
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by izzou(m): 2:13pm On Nov 13, 2019
pocohantas:


I need salvation, I know grin

grin
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
izzou:


lipsrsealed

Don’t eat her food or her *#.
You have been warned
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Equity15(m): 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
KingAzubuike:
I was having sex with this guy then the condom burst and rolled back inside my Pu***. It wasn't funny at all as I've always heard stories on how such incidence do lead to death. Well he had to dip his hand in and bring out the rubber.
lol..this thing don do me before oh
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by dazzlingd(m): 2:32pm On Nov 13, 2019
SimDan95:

my dear I wasn't the only one experiencing it, my siblings can relate to other moments

There are no mysteries but ignorance, that's what separate the progressive nation from us the ever stagnant black nations....They think progressive...here in Africa, our mind has been conditioned to see any mystery as magic hence it kills the thinking function of the brain....Teach your children right, let them solve puzzles in their minds rather than submitting lazily to magic as the answer to all mysteries.... Then they will be geniuses...

My dear, there's no mystery in what u all saw, sorry to ruin your fun, ..it has nothing to do with the dead, it's no mystery but ignorance of the events that happened around you that night
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nobody: 3:04pm On Nov 13, 2019
baby124:
When I was in boarding house... it most have been late night or early morning. That is how I heard grinnnnn gra gra gra! I said hey God!!! What now . It’s in boarding house I learnt to sleep with cover over my head on to see no evil, hear no evil, know no evil o. Anyway I was shaking under my cover o as the noise continued through the night like someone was sawing.

Anyway, I prayed and eventually fell asleep. Only to wake up at like 5am and some other students were already shuffling around but the noise was still on. I gathered enough courage to trace the noise. One stupid junior grinding her teeth while sleeping!!! I am sure she doesn’t have teeth now, with the way she was grinding it! Very loud like a saw! Chai!


U see it all in boarding school cheesy cheesy

That place is a whole new world.
I learnt the God and bad there.

At one ocassion, I had a minor accident which made me very uncomfortable to lie down and enjoy my sleep cos of where it happened and it was quite painful and swollen. So in the night when others were sleeping, I will be mostly awake .One particular night, I heard some murmuring, flashed my small torchlight to the direction, lo and behold, a girl was sleep talking. I actually limped to her bed thinking she was awake and we were chatting. All her secrets were revealed that night.
She went back to sleep. Me,I went back to my bed.
In the morning, I teased her with one of the jists she told me and she frowned her face.

Later, she came to me and asked how did I know that. Who is gossiping about her. That she will kill somebody o cheesy

I laughed and laughed. Told her she told me na.
At first she denied vehemently.
I just left it like that. About 3 days later, she came and told me that she actually sleep talk and that's why she refused to live in the dormitory and begged me to keep her secrets.

That period too,I put chewing gum inside one who is always chewing empty mouth so she will have something to chew grin
When she wakes up, she will be wondering how she slept with chewing gum in her mouth cheesy.
I will.just pretend.
I need forgiveness grin

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:08pm On Nov 13, 2019
ofemigeorge:
we dont need scary stories....funny and illarious.....precise your experience was in your head cause only you noticed it
nah not only me
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:09pm On Nov 13, 2019
Jh0wsef:


Are you Serious about this?
dead serious bro,
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2019
SEGLIZ:

would you say or confirm that dead loved one do over around with you experience. rather we call it hallucination as a fall out from the relapse mode?
are u trying to say I and my siblings were hallucinating??
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:14pm On Nov 13, 2019
dazzlingd:


There are no mysteries but ignorance, that's what separate the progressive nation from us the ever stagnant black nations....They think progressive...here in Africa, our mind has been conditioned to see any mystery as magic hence it kills the thinking function of the brain....Teach your children right, let them solve puzzles in their minds rather than submitting lazily to magic as the answer to all mysteries.... Then they will be geniuses...

My dear, there's no mystery in what u all saw, sorry to ruin your fun, ..it has nothing to do with the dead, it's no mystery but ignorance of the events that happened around you that night
u wouldn't understand, I was once like u I once believed things like that don't exist.

sorry to bust ur bubbles they do homie, a lots shit happens

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SEGLIZ: 3:28pm On Nov 13, 2019
SimDan95:

are u trying to say I and my siblings were hallucinating??

you have confirm your story, I hear them never for once experienced it except for dreams, the dream aspect was twice that really I can remember now.
tell me it was real, I won't doubt your loosing your mum but I can only imagine it than being in your shoes.
I love your experience but won't to be in it.
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Equity15(m): 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2019
lol..mine was back then in school..ATBU bauchi, we were reading in a building we call ETF..the buildings were classes of two facing each other..as we were reading(na maths I dey solve that day) so I plugged in my earpiece and volume to the highest..in a twinkle of an eye, I just raised my head and saw that half of the class has disappeared, I looked further and saw people seriously running..oboi, believe me, the way I reached for the window still baffles me up till today cos there were at least 4 tables and chairs before you could reach that window..b4 I knew it, I don fly those four tables and chairs come jump out through window..see race, as I dey run, like say I come dey hear gunshots (lol, na fear cos am, it was all in my head)..mehn I ran like a madt person..I stopped when I reached the library. that was when I started asking what happened, people wey we dey run together Sef also didn't know why they were running. they said they started running when they saw people running towards our class. na so all of us gather mind go back to the building oh. we later asked the people that ran towards our class why they were running, they said they heard a loud sound from the back. lol and the sound was caused by someone sleeping at the back of the class. (he fell off from the table abi chair he was sleeping..the sound nai make people tear. didn't blame them tho cos that year boko haram dey hot. there was this girl that was sitted in front of me b4 the incident. I asked her where she follow escape, she pointed towards the window, I was like with this your long skirt, how did you jump the window? she said she no even know say window dey there Sef. she just see herself outside.. mehn laff finish me that day grin

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SEGLIZ: 3:55pm On Nov 13, 2019
thundafire:
I can relate with u dey plates clanging,spoon falling pots making noise was happening in our house in makurdi for years,we will all be in dey parlour next thing u hear is spoon or plate playing together till one night my bro was watching a movie around 12am dat he heard a voice telling him to see wats moving behind him and behold he saw someone in a white apparel with face painted pure white it was scary and then u dare not send me into dey room or I wouldn't go

this becoming error than scary.
but did guys remain in that house and do people still reside in the building.
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by massalati(m): 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2019
makeherscream:
I will never forget the day I win 800k in bet9ja.

I was new in the game i don't even understand football then my friend introduce me into the game .
Barcelona was the last match in that ticket and I predicted Barcelona to win

Only for me to check live score boom Barcelona was losing 1_0. I can't describe how I feel that moment .
When I check again it was FT Barcelona 1_1.
I cried that day I remember I did not eat that night even sleep I was just rolling in my bed thinking about how I would have use the money .
The next day my friend came to my house

he was like .how far guy that ur ticket enter oo.

me.. .which ticket the one wey Barcelona spoil yesterday ?mtceeeew

My friend... Wetin you dey talk Barcelona win yesterday 4_0 na messi score two goals self

Me . barcelona wey draw 1_1 guy you know say I no dey like this kind joke. you come laugh me? You better stop because I fit change am for you now now.

He show me the result on his phone

My friend ... guy wetin be this?

It was true Barcelona won 4_0 i was surprised to see 4_0.and the Barcelona was the same with the one on my ticket.

I show him my own Barcelona he LOL .

Me... Wetin funny here na why you dey laugh?

My friend. You be real novis for this game this one na Barcelona Ecuador .na the real Barcelona dey ur ticket you don win.

I don't know how to describe the feeling that moment I think I was the most happiest human being on planet earth throughout that day.


how much u give that ur guy...
this one na excessive joy oooo
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by seborrhic: 5:01pm On Nov 13, 2019
gidob:
Mine happened sometime around 2015/2016 at the hostel in my School.

There is this long passage leading to different rooms...there is one entrance as the other end was blocked.
One night a snake crawled into the hall, and the able bodied men of the hostel were called on to help kill the snake...the snake ran to the other end and was cornered.. So it became aggressive; battle ready as the guys were approaching it with sticks, stones etc.
There was this large crowd at the entrance watching, and so the hall was crowded and it was difficult for any to move out unless you are at the door....
Just when the able bodied guys were close to the snake and wanted to strike, NEPA collected power and the hall became dark ...now imagine being in the dark with a black snake....well there was a stampede....after struggling for like 3mins to go out, I was running out of the hostel when my bathroom left my foot and hit my back...
That night I ran like a mad man shouting... "The snake done bite me".....
This one is quite hilarious,eerie and scary.
Can't imagine the commotion that would have occurred in that hall that day

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by makeherscream(m): 5:14pm On Nov 13, 2019
massalati:

how much u give that ur guy...o
this one na excessive joy oooo
I gave him 100k I never believe i will trust somebody in my life. Let me say he is the best friend in the world
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by massalati(m): 5:26pm On Nov 13, 2019
makeherscream:
I gave him 100k I never believe i will trust somebody in my life. Let me say he is the best friend in the world

Am telling you and you are a good friend too lol...

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Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by thundafire: 6:06pm On Nov 13, 2019
SEGLIZ:

this becoming error than scary.
but did guys remain in that house and do people still reside in the building.
yes oh till we called a pastor and we did vigil night since dat day till today we have peace unless big rat run for dey zone shake either of dey plate rack or spoon
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Callertunez: 8:48pm On Nov 13, 2019
Amwitty, come share yours... Let me laugh a bit.
cheesycheesy
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Samolasoj(m): 9:02pm On Nov 13, 2019
sassysure:



U see it all in boarding school cheesy cheesy

That place is a whole new world.
I learnt the God and bad there.

At one ocassion, I had a minor accident which made me very uncomfortable to lie down and enjoy my sleep cos of where it happened and it was quite painful and swollen. So in the night when others were sleeping, I will be mostly awake .One particular night, I heard some murmuring, flashed my small torchlight to the direction, lo and behold, a girl was sleep talking. I actually limped to her bed thinking she was awake and we were chatting. All her secrets were revealed that night.
She went back to sleep. Me,I went back to my bed.
In the morning, I teased her with one of the jists she told me and she frowned her face.

Later, she came to me and asked how did I know that. Who is gossiping about her. That she will kill somebody o cheesy

I laughed and laughed. Told her she told me na.
At first she denied vehemently.
I just left it like that. About 3 days later, she came and told me that she actually sleep talk and that's why she refused to live in the dormitory and begged me to keep her secrets.

That period too,I put chewing gum inside one who is always chewing empty mouth so she will have something to chew grin
When she wakes up, she will be wondering how she slept with chewing gum in her mouth cheesy.
I will.just pretend.
I need forgiveness grin

Lol bad child
Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by thonyokun(m): 9:52pm On Nov 13, 2019
A day I will never forget, I was in jss2 and my school was very far from our house. So one day like that after school there's one bush path I usually followed b4 I get home, as I was negotiating series of bends in d small bush, na so I jam one masquerade head long. both of us first stopped for what seems like eternity. O boy up till today I don't know how I got home. my bag and sandals were later brought home by my Elder brother who helped me to look for them. e no funny @all

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