airmark:


Ibime, diggz, please come forward. Lordfalcao, a40, raumdeuter, and those that were against me on Rudiger, fxxk off.

God no go kuku shame me.

His transfer was £29m with £4m add-on based on the number of matches he plays and premier league title he wins.
You people like throwing figures around.

Ravioli:


Shurrup, Boy!!

E pain am !

diggz:
Omo na sodje be that guy ojare. I no understand all this many English for here ontop dude.

How can we even dream of paying 40mil for a defender who is not cool headed enough to make decisions on the ball when he sees the opponent approaching him. Bobo will just shoot ball to role zero or do a sompu (anywhere Belleface).

Some had eyes but could not see, we had eyes and we could see, glory be to baba God.

Diggz, where are you?

Why was Abraham manning the post when Azpi was struggling with a Soucek way taller and heavier than him? Who organizes the team for setpieces sef?

This is not the period for Chelsea to be going to Europa league o both sportwise and financially.

airmark:


Some had eyes but could not see, we had eyes and we could see, glory be to baba God.

Diggz, where are you?

Omo the way them just dey turn the guy sef. E be like say na rubber him waist be sef. How defender no go just get any positional sense? On top of that still no fit mark one on one.

paafin:
Chelsea is a very nice team,
Helped Liverpool to win EPL, also helped west ham out of relegation zone

Time for them to help us enter Champions League

lordfalcao:
Wetin you dy yarn sef, d deal is already agreed and not costing up to 40m. Getting that dude at that 33 million mark is what it should be at this transfer era. Roma has already sold paredes and rudiger, they can't afford to lose manolas. This deal is better than paying 60-70 million for van diijk

To slap lordfalcao dey hungry me right now.

pamcode:
Omo the way them just dey turn the guy sef. E be like say na rubber him waist be sef. How defender no go just get any positional sense? On top of that still no fit mark one on one.

Lampard must be mad not to bring a better Cb, next season.

adebayo201:


Animashaun

Chrisus:


Time for them to help us enter Champions League

Chelsea are the new helpers network.

Blue and white donning MMM London office

sinizia:


We'll party on this thread one way or the other. Your celebration shall be short-lived.

I warned the fans of this useless club about a week ago, but they chose to ignore my prophecy. I told them we must party on this godforsaken desolate thread, but Awon Shekpeteris chose to question the utterances of the gods.

Las las, we partied here and desecrated the useless thread. Next time, Skimpledawg and the rest of the heathens, don't take my word for granted.

As for NihiLLListjnr, I'm sure you're still barbing your hair since the kponkpon defender's waist was shifted for the 3rd goal. Keep barbing your hair after every loss, na matter of time, you go get bald head.

Abeg, DJ, play me any song with "warning" amongst its song title. Useless Shekpetewons!!

airmark:


Lampard must be mad not to bring a better Cb, next season.

Why bother about defense when you can simply outscore your opponents?

OJURONGBE1:
Man united fans no get shame
No be say we start the premier league battle the same time wey una dey play catch up ?
Chelsea lost and what ?

Use your hand to hold your lips.

eph12:

You have been vindicated. They will listen to your words of wisdom next time

Too late for them

Expert17:
Agent Rudiger

Smiling on duty

See as he kawosoke like Alagolo Boatank

Rudiger kodurosoke oooo

Leyqute:
I DON CHANGE STYLE!

DJ GIVE ME NJAIRA MARLEYYYY

I DON GBE BODY

I WANT TO GBEEEEESEEEEE!!!

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chai see my niggas don dey gif too

OJURONGBE1:
Man united fans no get shame
No be say we start the premier league battle the same time wey una dey play catch up ?
Chelsea lost and what ?

Rudiger get shame??

Cry more

paafin:
Chelsea is a very nice team,
Helped Liverpool to win EPL, also helped west ham out of relegation zone

Helpers FC.

Why don't we invite the greats themselves to train our mumu players?

Let A.Cole come and train Emerson Personally, let Cech coman train Kepa personally.

And since Terry is on Villa duties, let Carvalho and co come and train the defence especially Rudiger

Genius!

BlueMann:
Why don't we invite the greats themselves to train our mumu players?

Let A.Cole come and train Emerson Personally, let Cech coman train Kepa personally.

And since Terry is on Villa duties, let Carvalho and co come and train the defence especially Rudiger

Genius!

David Luiz to train Rudiger ( on how to be a great Secret Agent)

While we are all celebrating and revelling in the misery of the Shekpites, abeg let's not get carried away. Today is the day we've all been waiting for. Today is the day Eruditor gets to pay one of his many debts. As we all remember, the man swore to literally eat his hand if Man City fail to beat Liverpool at the Etihad. Now I believe he is a man of honor and will keep to his word but his disappearance in the recent times is worrying.

Nevertheless, we await the result of tonight's game. In the meantime, make I go dey sharpen my axe

Chrisus:

Why bother about defense when you can simply outscore your opponents?

I just tire, having a good defense is overrated, where's the fun in that?

Expert17:


David Luiz to train Rudiger ( on how to be a great Secret Agent)

Also Bosingwa to make some things clear to Rudiger in the art of using right leg to defend the left leg.

BlueMann:
Why don't we invite the greats themselves to train our mumu players?

Let A.Cole come and train Emerson Personally, let Cech coman train Kepa personally.

And since Terry is on Villa duties, let Carvalho and co come and train the defence especially Rudiger

Genius!

Greats, come and train FC
Greats FC
Trainers FC

handelex:
Also Bosingwa to make some things clear to Azpi and James

And the great Bakayoko to teach Kante and Kova a thing or two on how to be a Chelsea great

sinizia:


I
Abeg, DJ, play me any song with "warning" amongst its song title. Useless Shekpetewons!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbSm6HsX_ek


Call the Coroner (to the shekpe thread)
There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burglar alarm starts ringing
What ya think all the guns is for?
All-purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour


Notorious BIG: Warning

Chrisus:


Time for them to help us enter Champions League

Such a nice, charitable and benevolent club.

Chrisus:

Why bother about defense when you can simply outscore your opponents?

That's what i keep saying. With Ziyech and Werner inbound, they dont need to buy defenders.

They will concede 3 but score 4. Chelsea will be a force next season.

Lana1:
Such a nice, charitable and benevolent club.

They always look out for others in need.

pkasso:
While we
Today is te day Eruditor gets to pay one of his many debts. As we all remember, the man swore to literally eat his hand if Man City fail to beat Liverpool at the Etihad. Now I believe he is a man of honor and will keep to his word but his disappearance in the recent times is worrying.

Nevertheless, we await the result of tonight's game. In the meantime, make I go dey sharpen my axe

Eruditor no get hands again, you have to wait till the stumps grow out or you'll have to take the limbs alone. For someone so loudmouthed and foolishly cocky as he his, I won't be surprised if he wagered his hands all over the blogosphere. He probably wagered his own hands on Reddit, Quora, Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram and even 2go just as he did on Nairaland
Where you want make e see hands again when e don already lose the two wen e get naaaaa

BlueMann:
Why don't we invite the greats themselves to train our mumu players?

Let A.Cole come and train Emerson Personally, let Cech coman train Kepa personally.

And since Terry is on Villa duties, let Carvalho and co come and train the defence especially Rudiger

Genius!

We can also invite UCL winning greats like Cahill to come and teach Christensen how to use ategun to defend the ball.

Oasis007:


Even OtemAtum no fit use em power to cage ordinary Group of Humans from demolishing his beloved Team. Same God wey don cage his assumed Rivals..... LMAO!

lol, as if humans are robots that you can use remote control on. You abuse the meaning of the word god, that's why humans keep praying to some gods in vain to achieve their daily physical desires.