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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:57pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
If someone you don't Love tells you 'i love you' and expects you to say same, but you don't want to lie then, don't worry my sister.. Just tell the person 'i love youTube' but say it very fast to avoid hard i known oo 7 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Ayanfe29(f): 8:25pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Twenty47: Check the book of Daniel |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:33pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:Ok.. But is there anywhere written that people should go to school in the bible? |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:37pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Attention! All Schools are to reopen for learning in all classes on the 17 of August.. Year yet to be known |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:56pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
I no de force people to come follow me chop beans.. E get y 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Ayanfe29(f): 10:43pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Twenty47: Lol... that's why I said you should check it out 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by brownemmanuel43(m): 9:35am On Aug 09, 2020 |
Twenty47:Accolade bro, u are good man 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:57pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
brownemmanuel43:Thanks bro |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 3:09pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
When two ladies are arguing and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note 6 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:23pm On Aug 10, 2020 |
BankyGee:No be lies bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
If actions truly speak louder than voice, then why do we learn English Language instead of Kung Fu? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:32pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
BankyGee:Haha.. E tire me bro 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
My first day in boarding school, they served us Rice and i was waiting for Stew until las las, one guy come tell me say na Jollof Rice 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:05pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
The way Money hard this days ehn.. Sometimes i just sit and be like.. "How i wish i didn't spend that N1000 to buy Suya in 2014 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:19pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
Imagine i called glo customer care and the person that received was telling me she's not hearing me well.. Shoooo No be them get the network again 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:24pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
Stop calling it "Draw soup"... It is called Slicky slimy poached seed of Irvingia gabonensis, do i clear 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 10:46pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
Twenty47:This one off me oh! 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 10:49pm On Aug 12, 2020 |
Do you know? 99.99% of ladies can mention 120+ sex positions without pausing But know only two out of 22 figures of speech! Simile and Metaphor! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:14am On Aug 13, 2020 |
BankyGee:Lol.. no be small thing bro |
Re: Short funny jokes by kluivertngong: 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Twenty47:Hahahaha, Jesus! This One Weak Me Oh 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:18pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Nigerian girls are very wicked, they will still cheat on you even after Telling them you are an Orphan 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:24pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
As for me when am going to a wedding, i don't give a f**k whether the Bride loves the Groom or not.. My only job there is to make sure the rice that is cooked does not waste simple 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:04am On Aug 18, 2020 |
Nigeria goat will be chewing and looking at you so serious as if they are expecting you to greet them first.. I don't understand 6 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:04am On Aug 18, 2020 |
Never hangout with anyone without having at least 3k in ur pocket.. Now I'm going to wash plates for this Igbo woman for 1 week 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Nobody: 7:21am On Aug 18, 2020 |
Twenty47: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:14am On Aug 18, 2020 |
I can't date you because I see you as my brother, this statement can make a guy to develop symptoms of covid-19 immediately 3 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by gorillarillla: 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
Twenty47: Haha, wasn't expecting that. I will use that, if you don't mind? 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:39pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
gorillarillla:Yea i don't mind fa |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:15pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
I gave my dog weed for him to be sharp and smart.. Can you imagine, I have been running since morning 2 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 9:16am On Aug 20, 2020 |
Gbas Gbos!!! WAEC student go tie expo inside white nylon put for im nosemask E no fit breathe again and invigilator dey im side for the past 1hr 44mins 17secs now! 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:03am On Aug 23, 2020 |
How much do I need to start a church
I was called last night 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:10am On Aug 23, 2020 |
Dating many girls is another way of confusing our enemies from attacking our main girlfriend but this girls won't understand.. this life ehn 1 Like |
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