Kalatium:
When i was in jss 3 class we went for excursion to Northern Noodles. The experience was exhilirating and memorable I got to see how indomie was manufactured.

However something unfortunate happened. When we were on our way back, we stopped at a mini market and we were allowed to buy anything(the school said we will take care of our feeding) and come back within 20minutes. People were buying fruits and snacks but that was not what i wanted.

Immediately i spotted a restaurant, i told one of my classmate that i will be eating at a restaurant closeby and he should alert me when the bus will take off. Although there were a lot of people in front of me in the restaurant but i boycotted. When i was served i was even eating majestically like king kong not knowing what is about to befall. When i was through i went to where the bus was parked but to my utmost shock the school bus was gone.

My heart started beating faster, i was having 1000 thoughts per minute. I had no phone, i had just exhausted the money and to make matters worst, i don't even know my way back . I was both perplexed and flabbergasted, i felt betrayed and a slash to my self esteem .

Fortunately the unserious guy noticed my absence and notify them. I was lucky they came back. On reaching there they saw me shedding tears.

Whats your funny or worst Travel Experience?

Samsimple:
I was toasting a girl inside the bus on my way to Lagos from Ekpoma. Na there shit catch me ohhh. The funny and always smiling nigga was sweating seriously .. that day I saw hell...

GOFRONT:
I am still on the Highway as I type this.....I pray our driver never think of using Okene Route. Gosh thats Kidnappers den.

Millimann:
We were travelling and our bus broke down in a small town along the highway. Before the breakdown each passenger was minding his own business and no one was talking to another.
As we were waiting while the mechanic was fixing the car, I brought out a bottle of groundnut that I bought before boarding the bus and offered to everyone around. The next guy bought banana immediately, another bought drinks. Another started playing music on his phone, and that was how a small party started.
By the time the mechanic was through with fixing the vehicle it was as if we had known one another for many years. That was my best travel experience.

wintersnow:
Was traveling from plateau State to Port Harcourt, 2017.. after a successful nysc redployment, on my way back, our bus broke down, I think GIGM .. we had to stop somewhere in benue State, luckily enough the bus broke down close to a filling station, we had to sleep there. Met one fine corper in the bus , she sat close to me.. we later came down from the bus and decided to stroll a bit, before going back to where the bus was parked. One thing led to another, we started kissing, she removed my trousers went down on her knees.. y'all know the rest...
She's was actually engaged when this happened

One funny experience I wouldn't forget too, was traveling from Port Harcourt to Lagos, boreded the bus with one fine figure 8 babe, she sat next to me close to the window, I tried starting up a conversation she just ignored, 3 hours after the journey she became so restless, switching from side to side, before I knew what was happening I started perceiving a fowl smell, it became unbearable for everyone in the bus, the driver had to stop, mad we were asked to come down, omo as the girl just stand up eh, she don defecate for her body, [/b]naso I burst laugh[b][b][/b].. her white trouser don turn yellow..

GOFRONT:
I am still on the Highway as I type this.....I pray our driver never think of using Okene Route. Gosh thats Kidnappers den.

classicfrank4u:


He said worst

Millimann:
We were travelling and our bus broke down in a small town along the highway. Before the breakdown each passenger was minding his own business and no one was talking to another.
As we were waiting while the mechanic was fixing the car, I brought out a bottle of groundnut that I bought before boarding the bus and offered to everyone around. The next guy bought banana immediately, another bought drinks. Another started playing music on his phone, and that was how a small party started.
By the time the mechanic was through with fixing the vehicle it was as if we had known one another for many years. That was my best travel experience.

classicfrank4u:


He said worst

wintersnow:
Was traveling from plateau State to Port Harcourt, 2017.. after a successful nysc redployment, on my way back, our bus broke down, I think GIGM .. we had to stop somewhere in benue State, luckily enough the bus broke down close to a filling station, we had to sleep there. Met one fine corper in the bus , she sat close to me.. we later came down from the bus and decided to stroll a bit, before going back to where the bus was parked. One thing led to another, we started kissing, she removed my trousers and went down on her knees, Strange things actually happen, funny enough we didn't exchange contact.. y'all know the rest...
She's was actually engaged when this happened

One funny experience I wouldn't forget too, was traveling from Port Harcourt to Lagos, boreded the bus with one fine figure 8 babe, she sat next to me close to the window, I tried starting up a conversation she just ignored, 3 hours after the journey she became so restless, switching from side to side, before I knew what was happening I started perceiving a fowl smell, it became unbearable for everyone in the bus, the driver had to stop, mad we were asked to come down, omo as the girl just stand up eh, she don defecate for her body, naso I burst laugh.. her white trouser don turn yellow..

wintersnow:
Was traveling from plateau State to Port Harcourt, 2017.. after a successful nysc redployment, on my way back, our bus broke down, I think GIGM .. we had to stop somewhere in benue State, luckily enough the bus broke down close to a filling station, we had to sleep there. Met one fine corper in the bus , she sat close to me.. we later came down from the bus and decided to stroll a bit, before going back to where the bus was parked. One thing led to another, we started kissing, she removed my trousers and went down on her knees, Strange things actually happen, funny enough we didn't exchange contact.. y'all know the rest...
She's was actually engaged when this happened

One funny experience I wouldn't forget too, was traveling from Port Harcourt to Lagos, boreded the bus with one fine figure 8 babe, she sat next to me close to the window, I tried starting up a conversation she just ignored, 3 hours after the journey she became so restless, switching from side to side, before I knew what was happening I started perceiving a fowl smell, it became unbearable for everyone in the bus, the driver had to stop, mad we were asked to come down, omo as the girl just stand up eh, she don defecate for her body, naso I burst laugh.. her white trouser don turn yellow..

Oma16:
Fraudulent

Kalatium:
When i was in jss 3 class we went for excursion to Northern Noodles. The experience was exhilirating and memorable I got to see how indomie was manufactured.

However something unfortunate happened. When we were on our way back, we stopped at a mini market and we were allowed to buy anything(the school said we will take care of our feeding) and come back within 20minutes. People were buying fruits and snacks but that was not what i wanted.

Immediately i spotted a restaurant, i told one of my classmate that i will be eating at a restaurant closeby and he should alert me when the bus will take off. Although there were a lot of people in front of me in the restaurant but i boycotted. When i was served i was even eating majestically like king kong not knowing what is about to befall. When i was through i went to where the bus was parked but to my utmost shock the school bus was gone.

My heart started beating faster, i was having 1000 thoughts per minute. I had no phone, i had just exhausted the money and to make matters worst, i don't even know my way back . I was both perplexed and flabbergasted, i felt betrayed and a slash to my self esteem .

Fortunately the unserious guy noticed my absence and notify them. I was lucky they came back. On reaching there they saw me shedding tears.

Whats your funny or worst Travel Experience?