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urhoboman:
what advice do u need?
Your name is karma
Na karma dey work on you so.
Karma has paid you with an imbecil'e.

Buhahahahahaha spot on.

Sunlady306:
Orisirisi

Happy birthdax sweedy! Would you be my Girlfriend?

lekejob:
Good 4 u

Bro is that all you have to say? Pls advice me na.

urhoboman:
And the best wooer goes to you.
Keep ur 8k
Keep ur imbecil.e.

Bro pls advice me na what do i do?

Ariani:
i no blame you cos na d person wey give d phone i blame wtchewww!!!

Bro pls advice me na. But am afriad of my maths uncle o

Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like

MzPreshie:
The best way is to enroll for private lessons on grammar and spelling with her. I believe you need it cause it seems school lessons aint enough for you.

But what is wronging with my spelling and grammartical or is it because i refuse to woo you when we were in Jss 2

Pls there is no need insulting me, because i have already made-up my mind.. I am 14years old( single and sarching attually ).. Pls if i woo my anuty in school, would she beat me? That's the first question.

My friend told me that if i woo her, she would make me pass my exams and she would buy bobo for me!... But my fellow mate here on nairaland, i want to ask una if na true?? Don't go there, my anuty is beautiful!.

But the truth is that our math uncle is alway touching her which make me jealous and angry >': . So i want to go and woo her once, but i don't know the chat up line to use. Should i use '' you are the wole soyinka in my book'' ? Or '' you are the simbi in my reader''?. Pls help me with chat up lines.

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Hahahaha girls are the most funniest thing that happen to the earth..

chronique:
Merrybet With ur last cash You gotta be kidding me. I don't bet though;don't know how it feels...

mhen betting is really cool,that is for the football lovers. My last win was N17,486 for a betting of just N300. But you just need to be active minded.

The hard part of been a bachelor is when your landlord's duagther sneak's into your room for a fast one only to see the landlady on a doggie style! ..

The hardest part of been a bachelor is when you use your last cash to play merrybet hoping to win, only to be disappointed.. You go sleep empty stomack.

...

3cycle:

@op give hope to the guys below 5'7 biko.

you are always on thread where height is been discussed! How do you do it?

It cool up here, short guys how is it down there?

GoodFaith:
dude, he cross that line
he shouldn't have F that p
he just gave the girl hope

But he told her he wasn't into any tin serious with her. It not his fault..

temigracie:
Amen IJN

Thanks a lot, Sir....

I pray you ll always be favored where-ever you go to IJN.

Amen and thank you.

GoodFaith:
what is not really?
did he? Yes or NO

hahaha yes he did but only once! Its not even his fault o

GoodFaith:
did ur friend ride the girl from the village?

Not really, its just a suprise pakage...

nanauju:
Happy birthday to me

oh really? Happy birthday dear! Wishing you long life and many happy returns!

luckybaddest:
oyibo or what? Am I in oyiboland definitely NO,,, yorubaland

hahaha so what you are trying to tell me is that you would hit/slap her back?

peeparty:
Do pipu stil daht? Ash so anoyin

yes oo its stil happen in today's world o but rare sha.

GoodFaith:
All mothers want the best for their kids
Dude, I don't know if his mum is right or wrong
but what I can tell u is that the mum don't like her son present girl friend

hmmm nice point thank you.

I have not gotten any cool advice oo! I will kill ma sef o

Her ex is a gøod cook. Yummy

GoodFaith:
mother want to start trouble
World war III
I feel sorry for the 28 year dude
mother know best

but is the mother in any right abt it? Do she mean well for her son?

Do they still pratise this? Well its happen!

Farano move the thread to front page pls! Today is my birthday

3cycle:
Will turn 16 next year God willing.
Thank God for my young life

36 you mean ?