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RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 1:47pm On Oct 09, 2014
GoodFaith:
Why do u not tell her to get some cook point for her friend
Ungrateful man
shotgun marriage
Really? Am suppose to tell her to go and learn how to cook? At her age? A girl is suppose to learn how to cook right from childhood.
LiteratureRe: The Tunnel, The Prisoner And The Politician. by 01karma(op): 12:57pm On Oct 09, 2014
THE VISIT

The next morning, i carry one of my small bag, put some cloth and other tinx way i need, i come tell Tina say i go come back in the next 24hours.
when i reach my area, chei na like so i come they see new faces. Every where done change for my eye because e don reach 7year when i leave the area.

as my bike stop me, i pay am come carry my small bag dey go my own street.

look as every where don change finish, every where don dry. All my childhood friend no dey again. As i dey go, some boy just from nowere come meet me. '' guy welcome oo, wetin you carry come na'' the tinx vex me no be small, so na me this small small boy wan chance abi. I no answer them as for say i follow for people way get area before i go school. '' no be you we dey talk to'' another boy ask me but i no answer until one of them wan begin drag my bag, na him i come see him face well well. I come suprise but i knw show am say i dey suprise.

him still dey drag my bag na him i come push am for chest. Every body suprise because e be like say na him be their oga. Him move go bad with anger for him face as him rise him face up e come recognise me! Come shout '' karma!!'' i come smile i ask '' sha na Dabo be this''? We come dey happy, come hug each other.

Dabo was my childhood friend back in the days and he was known for his waywordness. Since he got admission, that was the last time i ever saw him until now. Romour had it that he was killed in a cult clash in his school with was about 8 year ago. This guy got a luck of surviving every situation he found him self. '' guy wetin happen na, where you dey all this while''? Oboy no worry we go talk later. Make i do go house first go see mama, we go meet in the evening.

We exchange digit and i was every happy to met my guy Dabo. I told him we would talk later in the evening.

knock knock!! '' come in, the door is open''. That was the voice of my mama and i begin to wonder if she was really sick. I open the door and walk in. Excitement was be written all over her face and my heart melt at the sight of my mum becuase she all i got.

'' karma my son, welcome! How the journey na?......'' fine o mama, how your body na?.... We thank God oo e don dey better. I could smell some aroma coming out of the kichen, that was when i remenber i havn't eatten any thing since morning. My mum could sense what am thinking. '' karma i no say hungry hol u'' just go baf and your food go don don'' ..... Thank you mama. I went and took my bath, ate my food and slept off. Indeed no place like home.

When i woke up in the evening i saw some miss call from Dabo. I ate my food, told my mum am going to see a friend and would be back.
LiteratureRe: The Tunnel, The Prisoner And The Politician. by 01karma(op): 10:22am On Oct 09, 2014
Na me be karma, i am an indigine of 042 and i am a first class graduate of chemical Engineering in one of the prestigious university

'' na me you dey speak English for''? Abi you think say me no go school? Me, i read logicstics for uniben so no form English for me''

that was carpon, he could be funny some times. '' ok carpon, na me be karma from 042. I done tell you wetin i read na. I no no my father and my mother no tell me any thing about am.

After my service year in the militry barrack where i help in making some dangerious chemical weapons. Na me be every every for my service year becuase i bring new tatic and everybody come like me.

na there i meet Tina . Tina na solder woman and na she be our oga for our own group. For our group, we be 25 people, 15 men and 10 women. For this one year for barrack, we make many bomb and some chemical weapons until thing begin to fall apart

''karma! Karma!!, where you dey na''?
Tman my guy i dey o, how tins na? That was Tman my friend i met, in my service year. Tman is a tall fine dude, with his musculine, which make the girl run after him. He enjoy all the attention alone. I am also handsome but i really don't give girls attention before i have alot to learn in our bomb and chemical industry

'' o boy that girl dey come my room today o no worry i go arrange her friend for you''
'' oboy me i no get time abeg i wan learn how Tina take do those chemical way dey kill person like rat.. Person go just dry like firewood if you just rub the tin for their body. She say the name na dyhydration pin
o boy notin concern me, afterall, my pala na rich man, i go fly out of this country for my master. So all this one i go learn am for oyibo man hand. That was Tman, alway unserious.
'' bad boy, make you no disvirgin all those corper o. Tman could be unserious, he never take any thing serious, not even when we were in the industry.

just immediately Tman left, i receive a call from the village, my mun is sick. Chei and government never pay alawi oo. Usless country, na like so them they steal our money.

the next day i took an excuse and and went to see my sick mum.
LiteratureThe Tunnel, The Prisoner And The Politician. by 01karma(op): 9:08am On Oct 09, 2014
I havn't eaten any thing since 2 days, if not for the little beans i ate from Bose, the girl that hawk by the road side before the policemen came and raid my domain.

The up coming bad boys boys run away while the men that own the domain stayed back and fight. I could remenber, Dabo was shot but i don't know if he survived it. And i could hear the cry of my sweet mother, i still remenber people standing by the roadside when i was bundle into the awaiting police van.

Its took us 6 hours before getting to kirikiri maximun prison lagos.

'' o boy stand up jor carpon they call you'' that was jboy the tax collector in my prison ward. He work for our dreaded carpon. '' carpon jboy say you they call me'' he took a long drag of his marijuwana and said '' karma you never tell me, wetin carry you enter kirikiri maximun since two days, oya tell me your story because only bad boys na we they contain for kirikiri''

i smile and sat down, now i will concetrate on telling you my life story before prison, after prison and life in the tunnel.

All right reserve oo, make una no produce any of this work, either by peper or by internet you can contact the Author through pm.

ABEG MAKE UNA NO VEX, I NO BE WRITER! Typos go plenty but i go do my best. Stay tune.
RomanceRe: Help Him Out by 01karma(m): 11:27pm On Oct 08, 2014
I hate going back any thing that make us disunite is done for good.. I hate dating my ex! Its prostitution!

And the other girl in school, i don't trust her. Follow ur mind. Find some one who is close and start a new and lasting relationship.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 11:19pm On Oct 08, 2014
chimerase2:
den send de man of God her cat sori her number cheesy
hahahaha i talk am man of God yohaf spoil. Well well grin
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 10:11pm On Oct 08, 2014
chimerase2:
grin grin
Dis not a laffing mata oya no laffing
Do u need a solution or not angry
ehen now you come! I need a solution man of God grin
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 10:05pm On Oct 08, 2014
Caseless:
i'm stil laffing... grin
cheesy
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 9:46pm On Oct 08, 2014
Caseless:
Why do i find this funny? grin
my guy it may sound funny oo but na true o
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 9:45pm On Oct 08, 2014
chimerase2:
stop it nah, abi dnt u knw amu her papa in the lord grin
papa in the lord ko, daddy in christ ni.. So this is how you dey move the ministry abi?
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 9:42pm On Oct 08, 2014
lynpetra:
no need.
ok then. If you say so.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 8:58pm On Oct 08, 2014
lynpetra:
What if na only cook dis her friend know?She fit no good for other things.
ermm that why i want to date her so that i can findout what she's really made of?
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2014
chimerase2:
I want to interced on her behalf cheesy
man of God, why do i have that f3eling that yofa spoil. cry tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 8:48pm On Oct 08, 2014
lynpetra:
my
broad,no dulling!!if she no sabi cook and she no won learn,discharge the
lazy gurl.An gurl wey pass thru uni,and she no fit get C for cooking,na
agbaya!My papa use koboko take teach me how to cook.But no enter her
friend o,that one na betraya.But really talk to her about her
cooking.Sometimes,its bad parenting,and so might not be her fault.
ehen thank you my sister! You are the understanding type. But asking her friend out is inevitable.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 8:46pm On Oct 08, 2014
jamesbridget13:
it seems u made up ur mind already. well good for u but too bad for ur gf.. but u musn't choose her friend
choosing her friend wouldn't change any thing, its just gonna teach her a lesson.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 8:44pm On Oct 08, 2014
tosyne2much:
Even if its an imaginary story grin , I enjoyed every bit of your word.. This should be in Jokes session
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 8:44pm On Oct 08, 2014
tosyne2much:
Even if its an imaginary story grin , I enjoyed every bit of your word.. This should be in Jokes session
bro Ayam playing witty you?? Why wouldu you say my seriousness is a joke? cry cheesy tongue cry
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 6:57pm On Oct 08, 2014
MrCork:
....see yor triangle head like toilet roll......so u cam to nairaland to tell us that u ate onion from witch doctor to so that yor girl friend can learn how to cook?.. ..abi?


....bro ..we dont mean to sound rude but the next time u waste our time postin this wankonerick gabarish....M.O.D will ban u for 30years! (noo oofennse)
angry
Mr Cork she ain't light skin oo
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2014
jamesbridget13:
i understand but if u love her u ll tell her to cos u dont wann lose her except!
i love her but i can't continue to eat concortion all my life na. If she wan learn she for learn ter ter!
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 6:39pm On Oct 08, 2014
temigracie:
...lol...


You have to tell her....Let her know what you want....Let her know that the way to man's heart is through his mouth...

..She need to upgrade her cooking......Or she risk loosing you....
thank you my sister. I have tøld her time without number but because her father na native doctor she dey use am threaten me.

I no fit eat food wey no sweet all my life na. Never.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 6:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
DaizyJims:
Lol. Her dad is an herbalist! U dhan dey chop concortion since u dey call am food. I pirry you.
my brother i just dey eat all those food becus nothing guy man go do na.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2014
chimerase2:
ok first send me de gal's number angry
man of God i don't understand you oo what do you wanna do with her number.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 5:38pm On Oct 08, 2014
valdes00:
If I believe this story, mak my MB finish nw nw
bro no be lie o! Nothing hold a man down than a good cook.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 5:34pm On Oct 08, 2014
chimerase2:
I dnt give dis kind of advice angry
man of God pls advice me na
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 5:33pm On Oct 08, 2014
Missmossy:
I really can't laughcheesy chai! I really wonder what makes a lady who'd be a mother someday and lacks cooking skills. The future is gonna be so bright. Lol.
oh oo thank you my sister, after they would say i dump her. Nothing hold a man down than eating a nice food.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 5:01pm On Oct 08, 2014
kozaic:
U need help ASAP
what kind of help do you mean? cry
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 4:59pm On Oct 08, 2014
jenoncam:
cool
tell her to learn how to cook or you and she is
history tongue
a hungry Man is a angry Man
we are allready history becus as am typing this, am in her friend house waiting for the food which is yet to be ready.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 4:54pm On Oct 08, 2014
jamesbridget13:
help her to learn na. tell her in a cool way. u self make food no kill u ooo
Really? Am i to tell a girl to learn how to cook? What have she been doing all this years?
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 4:52pm On Oct 08, 2014
jamesbridget13:
help her to learn na. tell her in a cool way. u self make food no kill u ooo
but like serious? What have she been doing all those years?
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 1:47pm On Oct 08, 2014
Jakeattah:
U sef no try, have you tried asking her to take cooking courses or learn from her friend?

Seems the food wey don tire you dey between her legs, na the friend own now you wan chop
bro no be like that, na food no sweet atall.. And she no wan go learn.
RomanceRe: Her Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op): 1:44pm On Oct 08, 2014
Kennito90:
then do the needful.
bro which one be the n3edful na äbeg tell me.
RomanceHer Food No Sweet And I Am The Type That Love Food Alot. by 01karma(op):
I am the type that love eating good food alot, i fit joke with any thing but not my food. My girlfriend don't know how to cook and na she enter kichen pass anybody. Her food they make me pity her, too much oil and salt. The other day na Onion soup she cook shocked so so onion, onion na him dey the soup And she's the proud type who won't take advice and now my relationship is about crashing.

The last time, we went to visit one of her friend and she serve us food. O boy the food sweet o shocked. You know say i like food, and sweet one for that matter, i come they rush the food like person way never eat for 8 days. My girlfriend come dey look me bad eye, i no send oo i dey even beg her friend for extral. When we eat finish, i no know when i park plate wan go keep am for kichen. Her friend just dey smile.

Now she is acussing her friend of sneaking me, e fit be true oo because i dey alway go visit her friend now even when she no invite me.

Now i want to end our relationship and ask her friend out but she said i must marry her . Me i dey fear her o because she get power pass me and her father na native doctor. Pls advice me.

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