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GoodFaith:Really? Am suppose to tell her to go and learn how to cook? At her age? A girl is suppose to learn how to cook right from childhood. |
THE VISIT The next morning, i carry one of my small bag, put some cloth and other tinx way i need, i come tell Tina say i go come back in the next 24hours. when i reach my area, chei na like so i come they see new faces. Every where done change for my eye because e don reach 7year when i leave the area. as my bike stop me, i pay am come carry my small bag dey go my own street. look as every where don change finish, every where don dry. All my childhood friend no dey again. As i dey go, some boy just from nowere come meet me. '' guy welcome oo, wetin you carry come na'' the tinx vex me no be small, so na me this small small boy wan chance abi. I no answer them as for say i follow for people way get area before i go school. '' no be you we dey talk to'' another boy ask me but i no answer until one of them wan begin drag my bag, na him i come see him face well well. I come suprise but i knw show am say i dey suprise. him still dey drag my bag na him i come push am for chest. Every body suprise because e be like say na him be their oga. Him move go bad with anger for him face as him rise him face up e come recognise me! Come shout '' karma!!'' i come smile i ask '' sha na Dabo be this''? We come dey happy, come hug each other. Dabo was my childhood friend back in the days and he was known for his waywordness. Since he got admission, that was the last time i ever saw him until now. Romour had it that he was killed in a cult clash in his school with was about 8 year ago. This guy got a luck of surviving every situation he found him self. '' guy wetin happen na, where you dey all this while''? Oboy no worry we go talk later. Make i do go house first go see mama, we go meet in the evening. We exchange digit and i was every happy to met my guy Dabo. I told him we would talk later in the evening. knock knock!! '' come in, the door is open''. That was the voice of my mama and i begin to wonder if she was really sick. I open the door and walk in. Excitement was be written all over her face and my heart melt at the sight of my mum becuase she all i got. '' karma my son, welcome! How the journey na?......'' fine o mama, how your body na?.... We thank God oo e don dey better. I could smell some aroma coming out of the kichen, that was when i remenber i havn't eatten any thing since morning. My mum could sense what am thinking. '' karma i no say hungry hol u'' just go baf and your food go don don'' ..... Thank you mama. I went and took my bath, ate my food and slept off. Indeed no place like home. When i woke up in the evening i saw some miss call from Dabo. I ate my food, told my mum am going to see a friend and would be back. |
Na me be karma, i am an indigine of 042 and i am a first class graduate of chemical Engineering in one of the prestigious university '' na me you dey speak English for''? Abi you think say me no go school? Me, i read logicstics for uniben so no form English for me'' that was carpon, he could be funny some times. '' ok carpon, na me be karma from 042. I done tell you wetin i read na. I no no my father and my mother no tell me any thing about am. After my service year in the militry barrack where i help in making some dangerious chemical weapons. Na me be every every for my service year becuase i bring new tatic and everybody come like me. na there i meet Tina . Tina na solder woman and na she be our oga for our own group. For our group, we be 25 people, 15 men and 10 women. For this one year for barrack, we make many bomb and some chemical weapons until thing begin to fall apart ''karma! Karma!!, where you dey na''? Tman my guy i dey o, how tins na? That was Tman my friend i met, in my service year. Tman is a tall fine dude, with his musculine, which make the girl run after him. He enjoy all the attention alone. I am also handsome but i really don't give girls attention before i have alot to learn in our bomb and chemical industry '' o boy that girl dey come my room today o no worry i go arrange her friend for you'' '' oboy me i no get time abeg i wan learn how Tina take do those chemical way dey kill person like rat.. Person go just dry like firewood if you just rub the tin for their body. She say the name na dyhydration pin o boy notin concern me, afterall, my pala na rich man, i go fly out of this country for my master. So all this one i go learn am for oyibo man hand. That was Tman, alway unserious. '' bad boy, make you no disvirgin all those corper o. Tman could be unserious, he never take any thing serious, not even when we were in the industry. just immediately Tman left, i receive a call from the village, my mun is sick. Chei and government never pay alawi oo. Usless country, na like so them they steal our money. the next day i took an excuse and and went to see my sick mum. |
I havn't eaten any thing since 2 days, if not for the little beans i ate from Bose, the girl that hawk by the road side before the policemen came and raid my domain. The up coming bad boys boys run away while the men that own the domain stayed back and fight. I could remenber, Dabo was shot but i don't know if he survived it. And i could hear the cry of my sweet mother, i still remenber people standing by the roadside when i was bundle into the awaiting police van. Its took us 6 hours before getting to kirikiri maximun prison lagos. '' o boy stand up jor carpon they call you'' that was jboy the tax collector in my prison ward. He work for our dreaded carpon. '' carpon jboy say you they call me'' he took a long drag of his marijuwana and said '' karma you never tell me, wetin carry you enter kirikiri maximun since two days, oya tell me your story because only bad boys na we they contain for kirikiri'' i smile and sat down, now i will concetrate on telling you my life story before prison, after prison and life in the tunnel. All right reserve oo, make una no produce any of this work, either by peper or by internet you can contact the Author through pm. ABEG MAKE UNA NO VEX, I NO BE WRITER! Typos go plenty but i go do my best. Stay tune. |
I hate going back any thing that make us disunite is done for good.. I hate dating my ex! Its prostitution! And the other girl in school, i don't trust her. Follow ur mind. Find some one who is close and start a new and lasting relationship. |
chimerase2:hahahaha i talk am man of God yohaf spoil. Well well ![]() |
chimerase2:ehen now you come! I need a solution man of God ![]() |
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Caseless:my guy it may sound funny oo but na true o |
chimerase2:papa in the lord ko, daddy in christ ni.. So this is how you dey move the ministry abi? |
lynpetra:ok then. If you say so. |
lynpetra:ermm that why i want to date her so that i can findout what she's really made of? |
lynpetra:ehen thank you my sister! You are the understanding type. But asking her friend out is inevitable. |
jamesbridget13:choosing her friend wouldn't change any thing, its just gonna teach her a lesson. |
tosyne2much: |
tosyne2much:bro Ayam playing witty you?? Why wouldu you say my seriousness is a joke? |
MrCork:Mr Cork she ain't light skin oo |
jamesbridget13:i love her but i can't continue to eat concortion all my life na. If she wan learn she for learn ter ter! |
temigracie:thank you my sister. I have tøld her time without number but because her father na native doctor she dey use am threaten me. I no fit eat food wey no sweet all my life na. Never. |
DaizyJims:my brother i just dey eat all those food becus nothing guy man go do na. |
chimerase2:man of God i don't understand you oo what do you wanna do with her number. |
valdes00:bro no be lie o! Nothing hold a man down than a good cook. |
chimerase2:man of God pls advice me na |
Missmossy:oh oo thank you my sister, after they would say i dump her. Nothing hold a man down than eating a nice food. |
kozaic:what kind of help do you mean? |
jenoncam:we are allready history becus as am typing this, am in her friend house waiting for the food which is yet to be ready. |
jamesbridget13:Really? Am i to tell a girl to learn how to cook? What have she been doing all this years? |
jamesbridget13:but like serious? What have she been doing all those years? |
Jakeattah:bro no be like that, na food no sweet atall.. And she no wan go learn. |
Kennito90:bro which one be the n3edful na äbeg tell me. |
I am the type that love eating good food alot, i fit joke with any thing but not my food. My girlfriend don't know how to cook and na she enter kichen pass anybody. Her food they make me pity her, too much oil and salt. The other day na Onion soup she cook The last time, we went to visit one of her friend and she serve us food. O boy the food sweet o Now she is acussing her friend of sneaking me, e fit be true oo because i dey alway go visit her friend now even when she no invite me. Now i want to end our relationship and ask her friend out but she said i must marry her . Me i dey fear her o because she get power pass me and her father na native doctor. Pls advice me. |



