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Romance › Re: Where Would You Like To Spend Your Honeymoon After Wedding? by 01karma(m): 12:27pm On Oct 08, 2014

In Enugu! Trust me, that city have become a central of attraction. If you think am lieing,

take a trip to 042 and thank me later.

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Romance › Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done For Love? by 01karma(m): 12:13pm On Oct 08, 2014

Spending my school fee on a bi.tch who dump me the next month..

well i had to go and do kponkpon work ( carrying stone and sand, digging pit ect ) to pay my school fee. grin

Tguys, hoes ain't loyal. Trust me na, revenge are better serve cold.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 12:03pm On Oct 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz:
I remember those days in my SS3 class, when we are going back to our classrooms after assembly.

There are some guys that love touching girl's ukwu and then feign ignorance. Cos they are always in front, and we do climb a staircase, and there's where it all happens.

A guy was a casualty of such, he wasn't the person but someone else. The girl disgraced him that day, and it was a 'hellish' week for him. The guy was just surprised.

Don't know if the case was eventually settled.

Those days. Light musn't go off. Or else......

yea it is really embarrasing and everybody were looking at me like '' you dey do am everytime, God don catch you today'' grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 11:59am On Oct 06, 2014

Lacomus:
If I no slap am back, I for go house go Cry.

buhahaha like seriously? So you for slap her back? Hiting a woman is a no no no no for me. If it a guy, the kind blow way him go chop enh? grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 11:48am On Oct 06, 2014

MrTeymee:
Ion like embarrasment oo besides d chick was nuh gentle .. Dere z a high chance I might have slapped mine back. No lady has done such till date tho

Hmmmm *singing in fela's voice* you no be gentleman at all o you know be gentlemanmmm grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 11:40am On Oct 06, 2014

valdes00:
Neva... Dem neva slap me lik dat b4... I fit even say I neva receive slap b4 in my entire life... #fact

you are lucky oo the day you would receive a slap, you would know how its feél like grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 11:15am On Oct 06, 2014

MrTeymee:
I might have slapped her back if I were u @ Op. Sucks to be you

Really? But oyibo people said gentlemen don't hit women. Have any lady slap you befor and you retrun the favour? Share for experience cheesy

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 10:51am On Oct 06, 2014

valdes00:
Eya... I understand.... Al dos kind slap wey dey reset person to default settings....

hahaha this one past default setting oh.. Anyway share your own experience na abi them never sand you before grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 10:15am On Oct 06, 2014

valdes00:
If I were in ur shoes, I wuld av accepted d apology.... Collect her number n mak her apologise properly on my bed.... I didn't say u shuld do it ooo, I said if I were in ur shoes... Shikena

hahaha bad guy.. I was totally embarrassed and i wasn't thinking straight.

Romance › Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else And Got A Slap? Check In. by 01karma(op): 9:17am On Oct 06, 2014*

Why are ladies in so much haste in donating a slap to the wrong person. cry

. I was in a banking hall on friday, and you know how fridays are, normally busy days.

Its was a deposit and there was a long queue because of bank not working on saturday and sunday. All of a sudden, One of the security working in the bank, said some people should go upstaire, that there was less people. And then came the struggle, everybody trying to be the first to go upstaire.

And its happened, just in a second, i wasn't expecting that in my widest dream. Somebody touch her, she trun back, without knowing who the culprit atually was, she recharge 750 on my face cry

its was so loud that everybody, i mean everybody even the staff heard it. And she said '' the next time you try that with me again, you would get more than this! Idiot''. I swear it was a mitaken identity, i just hold my face and gave a confuse stare, and after 7 seconds the world moved on like nothing ever happened.

what were you expecting me to do? Slap her back? Hell no. When i was leaving, she came back and was like trying to apologies but i wasn't in the mood to listen i just gave her that stare '' get out of my sight ''. I later found out that it was her fellow woman that mitakenly touched her in the cause of struggle. It was indeed a bad weekend.

Have you ever been mistaken for someone else and got a recharge card? Share your experience.

Romance › Re: How Would You Correct Ur Snoring Gf/bf. by 01karma(m): 12:23pm On Oct 04, 2014

Pour hot oil inside her nose! She would stop with emidiate effect.

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Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 12:19pm On Oct 04, 2014

barthchuks:
A two way thing, when in the city enjoy your moments with ur fiancee but when in the village, enjoy the endowed part of her. optional!

buhahahahahahaha guy na wa u o

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 12:11pm On Oct 04, 2014

tayoxx:
She must b igala. ...I'm sure of that

buiahahahahahaha how do you know? Do u mean igala babes are like that? grin

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 10:18am On Oct 04, 2014

mcdreeezy:
Oh really? Well my guy, since you're readin this, no F up oh. U know free punny is not easy to come by diz days

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 10:15am On Oct 04, 2014

tayoxx:
Lol....in this era...where is she from. ...She b Hausa ni

nop she's not hausa. They are from north central.

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 9:42am On Oct 04, 2014

Tymax:
Hmmm, "Half Of A Yellow Sun"

Nice movie.

its no Nigeria movie.

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 9:40am On Oct 04, 2014

mcdreeezy:
He should make the most of it without gettin her pregnant, and then dump her

his atually reading you guys comment

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 9:39am On Oct 04, 2014

tayoxx:
why would my mum bring me a wife....will she live with her for me

the worst is that she couldn't speak common pigin, talk more of grammar!

Romance › Re: She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 9:36am On Oct 04, 2014

Dayjhihannon01:
In this 21st century? Dat means ur mum didn't know abt ur fiancée or she didn't wanted ur fiancée? Tell us more..

not me oo. A friend of mine! His mum knows he's in a relationship but maybe she didn't like the girl and brings the one she likes.

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons She's Considering Dumping You by 01karma(m): 9:15am On Oct 04, 2014

Just in case!

Romance › She Brought A Wife From The Village For Him. by 01karma(op): 9:04am On Oct 04, 2014

His 28 and the only son, had a girlfriend/fiance who is not from his region and he loves her so much. Just last week his mum brought a wife from the village for him.

she (the village girl ) is heavily endow, a good cook but not classy as he want her. His mum would be going back on monday but insist she must stay. He still keep it as secret to his girl.

pls advice him.

Nairaland General › Re: Everybody check in!! Ignorance is not an excuse!! by 01karma(op): 6:58am On Oct 04, 2014

01emek: praisssssssssse thaaaaaa lordddddddddd. * clean sweat from face * . I want to thank you all for your support and i want to also thank farano for unbaning me. Chei prison no be good place oo. Mr olodo say make i greet una. Him say prison don trun him house!

farano why did you ban him after releasing him again na?

Romance › Re: 7 Valid Reasons Why Nigerian Men Date Fat Women by 01karma(m): 7:53pm On Oct 03, 2014

Lailerh: like IPhone 6

you have a nice pic! Is that you? grin

Romance › Re: The Modern Day Woman by 01karma(m): 7:29pm On Oct 03, 2014

Space booked

Romance › Re: My Observations Of This Section.(Advice to Ladies) by 01karma(m): 7:16pm On Oct 03, 2014

Op is broke cry

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Romance › Re: Dating a poor man is living in denial by 01karma(m): 7:08pm On Oct 03, 2014

I touch her Böobs and slap me! Pls what do i do?..

Romance › Re: The Top 10 Real Reasons Men Break Up With Women by 01karma(m): 6:14pm On Oct 03, 2014

Stellaodoni1: use condom like okrika cloth too

Jokes Etc › Re: Am In Police Cell Because Of Her!!! Somebody Helpppppp!!! by 01karma(op): 5:52pm On Oct 03, 2014

Danhumprey: Ha! You never can tell. Add more 'w'.

Jokes Etc › Re: Am In Police Cell Because Of Her!!! Somebody Helpppppp!!! by 01karma(op): 5:51pm On Oct 03, 2014

dechandel: If only the 'w' would even give the op some mental sanity
I'd gladly add more

Ayam playing witty you?

Jokes Etc › Re: Am In Police Cell Because Of Her!!! Somebody Helpppppp!!! by 01karma(op): 5:35pm On Oct 03, 2014

Baddestguyp: I gave u an advice on my first post, follow it, go to rehab for a few months and walk out free

why u dey behave like this na... So you are calling me a mad man, you are calling me a mad man? In fact discharge and aquited.

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