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Baddestguyp: yes I am, how u take know

enhhen! I no wan go jail! Wetin i go do

dechandel: Mchewwwwwwwwwwwww

why are youwing whmg hissing like snake na

Baddestguyp: because its obvious that you are



btw, I never said so, u said it urself

you are making me vex naw! Buy the way are u lawyer?

djeezy: What the hell is this? This is pure nonsense.

guy i Ayaming needing a lawyer! Pls.

naturally: People have died for love before, you can join them. You'l make history

Edited after reading:
Hope you no go die of kanji and ebola , as even animals join

guy why are youing wish me bad luck

Baddestguyp: you don't need a lawyer, you need a psychiatrist

guy wetin is wrong with you? Why are you indirectly saying Ayaming mad?

Wetin concern me? Na today yan.sh don dey back? I dey change girls like orkricka cloth. Because bit.ches ain't loyal.

I no be rickcross na

Its all started two days ago when i called her and after a long convarsation she agreed to come and pay me a visit. Last night i even send her recharge card as a caring guy way i be.

This morning, i wake up very early way even make my blind landlord dey ask me why i don wake?? After cleanin the house, i prepared breakfast and took my bath. I come call her, she say she dey come.

i carry my last 500 naira go buy buran tashi way abo.ki people they call high tention. Na 250 oo but greediness make me buy two. As i come back, i called am, she say she dey come, say if i disturb am too much she no go come again..

five minite later her flash enter my phone, i come think say she don come, na him i come carry buran tashi drink, i drink the two, carry water rise the container come even drink the water.. I come go outside wan go carry am, i no see am.

i come call her number he no dey go. Na that time i no say Goodluck go win second tenure. E no reach 2 minite na him my pric.k start to stand . The thing stand pass standing ovaision. The urgy come they grow. Still i no fit take am again, i come go after every living thing.

my landlady don faint, our hen don die our goat dey bleed come dey shout '' i don die oo i don die''. Bose way get provision dey cry! All the girls way dey our area, some don faint,some dey cry and some don even die. Na the time way i dey handle one bird na him police catch me. Now them don chager me to court for mass murder. Pls i need a good lawyer.

Nobleval:

guy abeg help tell farano to release 01emek

nedu2000: no bail?I can get a gud lawyer if you want

just help in begging farano for the unconditional release of of ''01emek''

Yungwizzzy: I dont think so

ok why not help in begging for his release?

nedu2000: I miss mr olodo badly,the guy breeds funny

yea mr olodo still have more 12 year to serve.. He said that they only eat once in two days with makes his boxers fall out of his waist at the slightest provocation.

Yungwizzzy: He(or you) should learn how to play the card


7 out of 10 Of my threads are deleted but I only complain when it is necessary!!

there is nothing like playing card well in this senerio. The mod are just been wicked for banning and delecting his thread.

Dear Niaralanders,

It is very sad and disheartened and should be discribe as unfortunate that the common Nigeria man have no say even here on Niaraland. 1:00pm would make it 10hour ''01emek'' was ban by farano for 10year into nairaland maximun prison, he had also complain that no food have been brought to him and that he is staving to death. He also saw mr olodo our fellow compariot in nairaland prison who is extending his greetings. ( ban would expire 2024 ).

His ban was due to his complain of his thread that was delected by the dreaded moderators. Make una help beg farano make she lift up his ban because he couldn't take more of the torture in the prison. He also said that if his ban is not lifted he would tell his friend who is a native doctor to trun any body who is behind his ban into an ......... ( am only passing a masage please ).

If you could remenber,01emek created a thread on how he fall inlove with Rihana and would like to go to America and marry her, the mod moved the thread to joke section. But what really broke the camel back was when one of his thread was delected. He created a thread and complain but he was banned by farano into nairaland maximun prison

10year ban is not a small thing, it mean jonada.ft and dumb would have been re-elected and even finish his tenure. Its also mean all his crush here on nairaland would have gotten married. So we are using the mideum to beg farano for the unconditional release of 01emek.

thank you.