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streetwize:
Ibime u dey hungry for blood. . . make I slay ebora first, then we'll set up a battle. . . round 3. . . yes boss!!

streetwise my own battle is this weekend o, ibime shey u go be referee for streetwise vs o4ka audio battle, this one WEY  ELDEE IS NOT CONSISTENT, I NO FIT BEG PERSON LIKE ELDEE TO SET  THREAD , I HAD RATHER BEG SLIMSHAY , BAMYSLE OR MOBINGO, IBIME CAN U SET THE AUDIO BATTLE THREAD. FOR US??

streetwize:
Alrite Ofoka, I take up your challenge on one condition: this is not a formal battle, we just sparring okay?

Also, abeg as the king you suppose take am easy on me  

I will record somfn this weekend hopefully . . . . not a song, a phuking attack!!!!

YES streetwise ,its not A formal battle we will just spar HOMMIE, but make sure u come hard and entertain the crowd cus am planning to unleash some dstv style african magic entertainment on u too, thats what battles should be no bad blood at the end of the day we both win and improve , so this weekend make sure u attack me hard for the audio battle championship .  this is for the right to be called the heavyweight champ!, and just to motivate u , if u beat me hands down i will give u a dope beat free, we go yarn on fb, so unleash ur attack this weekend , deal!?

DBR:
Guy i know. .but time is wat im broke off. .seriously. y'all cant understand when i say that.
Earlier, i got 2 brief. .now if i told u as im speakin i got 5 briefs all with crazy deadlines u wont believe it.
And hey. .family too dey dia o. Dude e nor easy. .but smday . .yea. .maybe when im on leave.

Good lookin out tho

oNe

well i pray u go on leave quickly men, it seems you are one of those employees that management finds diifficult to release for leave . am i right??, i know u gotta be a dad to em 2 cute young ladies tho , i understand all dat man. , one day sha my prayer will be answered when u eventually spit on audio/. prolly on ur next leave.
good looks man

streetwize:
Haha. . . I know I havent got the crown any longer,

As of now, I might even decide to rip ofoka at this audio battle thing he's been shouting about . . . 

DEAL IS SIGNED, ELDEE SET THE THREAD STREETWISE VS OFOKA, THE END OF ALL ARMAGEDDON AUDIO BATTLES. DEADLINE SOMETIME NEXT WEEK OR 2 WEEKS FROM NOW .!!  AND ELDEE MAKE SURE U DO A CLASSIC INTRO TO THIS

STREETWISE IS THE DEAL SIGNED?? DONT FORGET AM THE CURRENT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP A CROWN I WON AFTER BEATING GENUFLECT    AND AS U CAN SEE your TEXT CHAMPION IBIME IS SCARED TO BATTLE ME

ELDEE WHERE ARE U ?SET THE THREAD RIGHT NOW EBORA MERINDINLOGOTA WANTS TO DESTROY STREETWISE!

DBR:
i know . .na u be rhymeFokaholic naauww . .we dey learn from u

oNe

lmao at rhymefokaholic thats why i told u to learn how to rap on audio. test it for once, u will begin to thank me later

DBR:
Cant promise anythin this week, i have 2 international brand pitches on ma desk.

excuse don start, u no go close for office?

DBR:
@eldee,
if after more than 9votes. .then declare it draw. na u be iwu/inec naauw

oNe

so na eldee be maurice iwu now, shebi na ofoka u dey call ofoka iwu b4,, thank God say no be me receive ur verse 9pm tomorrow no excuses.!!

Ibime:
@ DBR,
Did you just say you had sleepless nights. . .I thought you do this leisurely mehn. .hehehehe

Howz about tomorrow night 9pm deadline for round 2. . .enough parambulating. .

9pm tomorrow it is,, dbr vs ibime round 2, final round.!!  

ibime u gave him 18hrs to prepare , have u forgotten that dbr needs 24 hrs or more to pen just wordplays?
dbr and ibime prepare ur 2nd round bars. 9pm tomorrow all verses to be sent to abdullahi aka eldigity

eldee:
@DBR & Ibime

Do you guys agree to declare this round a draw??

are they expected to determine the outcome of their own battle?

tinuwa:
Dis woman don old. She still dey sing? Abeg

what a question, some nigerians sef

dbr u cant even rhyme .

DBR:
Streetwise thinks he can fool us and suck us in.

Plus erase the tot u stil got the crown. .u wey dem don impeach due to your inactivity!

tehehe, see dbr's rat running to take shots at streetwise cat
we all know street is called king cuz he never battled ofoka b4, this is a call out for the heavyweight title streetwise
streetwise vs ofoka , audio battle , come out and defend ur textcee title.! if fear no go grip u.
i am also battle rusty

streetwize:
lol yeh we cool man
Quik freestyle. . . off da head

If its audio, prep the beat/ ull hear defeat/
Ull have a very long journey. . . If u step 2 street/

1.2.mic check, off the head

street be taking random jabs at an harlots 'assss
this gigolo will go down faster than an impotent brat
ure known as the best in giant land cuz your goliath never faced me
face me and u will find out that your just a lyrical pygmy
truth be told /speaking of audio battles/dude u can never test
cuz ofoka is the audio champ and my throne is not even for rent

streetwize:
I don't get y your chuckin your head in the voting process self.
yeeeee, o4kaa is on my side for once. . . the moon must be blue. ,

o4ka on ur side??, 04ka's on everyone's side, even on HJ's side the most stupendous idiot on nairaland.come to think of it where is sauron for like 5 months now?? lalaboi and eldee go and find sauron o, abi sauron has been deported back to somalian camp in naija

streetwize:
Abi you no know say going back to back with Ofoka is like banging head against brick wall?. . .hehehehe

leave am ibime he obvioulsy hasnt found out why they call me ebora merindinlogun of nairaland

Dbr:
go ahead. . keep bickering bout a rhyme scheme. ./
And Ofoka and the rest haterz. .i treat u like a sausage with no fillings! /

SEE AM he don dey throw subliminals at ofoka like say he fit battle me, if ofoka attack u now them go talk say i dey bully u .
dbr grow up, i dont hate u, i just tell u the truth as i see it, apparently u dont like being told the truth. just like streetwise pointed out now , u dont rhyme !! u cant rhyme simple. its even obvious from this ur new verse above.
dont hate on ofoka and streetwise, hate on the game itself player !

DBR:
. .yeye boy Ofoka,

see as u dey call me ''boy'', like say i be 15 years old this dbr sef am sure u must think am a very lil kid

DBR:
. Street na ma guy o. .make no mistake bout that!
oNe

street is my boy too, he is everybodys guy here, dont get it twisted dawg, all we wanna see is drama and battles, so dont take em personal, na that HJ goat dey take everything serious for nl.

DBR:
Me do audio battle wit ibime? He go flog me naauw. , lol.

relax dbr, no allow fear dey grip u b4 u even do audio , most people wey dey make mouth usually dissapoint like HJ and ibime,
wetin give u the assurance say ibime fit beat u for audio? no be struggle ibime dey struggle against bamysle,,??
besides u may turn out to be tighter than ibime on audio, ur own may not dissappoint like ibime's give it a try hommie. no worry i go provide free beats for u free , i fit buy u microphone sef i go send am by DHL. try audio , its loads of fun hommie

besides i think u will sound berra on audio, people that wordplay a lot spit better on audio, for real dawg

DBR:
Ibime na failed PH rapper o,

chei see as dbr finish u ibime, if na me be you i go throw warning shot on audio to am. failed Ph rapper, see yawa
na for play na him true talk dey comot, so dbr also thinks ibime is a failed ph rapper -failed egberi rapper of bayelsa, , lmao,
bamysle see what u turned ibime too , failed ph rapper , dbr you nor well o?

DBR:
Now ofoka, u need to seperate criticism from mere verbal mischief. Street has one of the longest criticism at d openin, but attacking sm1 who voted, by countering and smwhat seein no reason y d person voted me aint criticism, nobody countered U or him when u voted Ibimes, so get it right.Plus his issue that I don't rhyme is just so erroneous.
.criticize but pls make sense.

oNe

dbr stop being defensive, streetwise and every tom dddiick and harry here knows that u succck at rhyming
dbr is having grudge wit streetwise because street did not vote for u, what an emotional sisi. streetwise said it as he saw it, how u gon take offence for that.?.he has a fucxkkin right to criticise u dawg, besides streetwise is the only nigga that has beaten the same ibime twice that you are now worshippin and battlin as if tomorrow no dey now.lmao
see how you are taking criticism so seriously and na u dey talk when rhymestein was complaining of the same thing 3 weeks ago.


and lastly he said u dont rhyme, did he lie??ur forcing wordplays that u forgot that rhyming is essential in a battle like his, thats why i said yall should do audio, am sure u would be worse off in rhyming than u are now if this was an audio battle

DBR:
Hehehe. .ibime. .u don start again o. U for let this round end officially naauw. Wanna throw shots? Take it to FFR. Will respond once ma IT guy releases some blocked site.

oNe

this dbr guy thinks we are all fools sha, which IT guy block site for ur office, if they block nairaland for ur office, u wouldnt even be able to post what u just posted now, just tell us u need 48 hours to prepare an ordinary 16 line verse. like u always do, we all know u cant even freestyle, thats why u are seriously avoiding audio battle with ibime. chicken poppopopo

dbr honestly as a person i respect u, but when it comes to rap battles, u know i dont respect anybody here. this is just a text battle and your whining like a loosed pussi, what will happen if it was an audio battle, ?? i am sure u will have a heart attack anytime u hear ibimes' audio diss on u. grow up, make your heart strong,people are going to fuxkcin criticise and disrespect u.  and get one thing right, u cant win at all cost. this is just for fun, why u taking peoples words so serious?? they dont even mean them man.! 

@crowd
i think that the round 2 should take a new dimension, let both gladiators, ibime and dbr put their bars on audio.!
this text poo is played out. dats why dbr is crying wolf, does any real cat support me??   lets have an audio battle!

Dbr:
Streetwise, act the last part of your name,aiite.
stop sayin I don't ryhme its nauseating, thank u.

oNe

wow, wow, wow. is dbr gettin emotional,  dbr does not have game spirit, , dbr so u cant criticisms too, lmao,
and you are always the first person to criticise ofoka, or eldee or bamysle when they battle,,,its amazing that people cant take the bullshit they give out,   dbr, they will criticise, some will even hate on u for no resaon, grow up man,  u need to grow the balls to take criticisms! else u cant call urself a rapper or an online textcee sef

Streetwise:
@DBR chief I wasnt talking to you man. . . If you cant accept criticism bout your shyt, then you don't deserve to be a rapper. . . take it in and either try to be better or dont take the advice. .  simple!!
Yes, I have voted, but I still hav the right to analyze other people's votes like they analyzed mine bruv.
Dont be myopic, this battle Isn't the end, advice'll help you in your nex battle's and shyt . . . .  so sit still and watch as voters deliberate. . . and yeh, puke if you wanna

word streetwise, u just proofed to dbr cuz it seems he doesnt want to lose the battle, how can anyone battle ibime and not expect to be criticised, lmao,  what should people like me and bamysle that get insulted by fools like HJ do , ? dbr grow up , this is a fuuuckin battle dawg, nobody respects nobody in a batttle.!!


@crowd
this sets the pace for a dbr vs streetwise battle immediately after the ibime grudge match, dbr you are in for a lotta criticisms and battles, at the end of the day, its still luv dawg, we just wanna see more battles, hope u get it.
one love

ok koool, this would be a good session for newbies , i hope u wont be far away from your thread??

so sortitude is from awka, i have been expecting to hear more from sortitude since the terry g freestyle, i loved that one, sortitude u gat more songs for us upload we are loving u.

j-bass:
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You are a success.

the question is where the eff are u located, we dont call people around here

slimshay:
^^^#campaignforround2!!!!

fans earnestly ask for round 2, it clearly shows that this place has been lacking drama for long, see as all of una dey beg to see battle, and some idiots like hj hate on ofoka for making battles like this happen. God punish anybody wey no wan make we dey see more battles everyday.

ibime and dbr
both of u should shut up until voting is over, there is no lovemaking until voting ends besides u must do a round 2

eldee:
Post that verse one more time and I'll be on your case.

ha mogbe, , abdullahi bulljob u wan die
?

googles:
well you cant blame me. . . blame my raging hormones dats screaming DBR.

I leave the analysis to you guys am just here to cheer lead and give who ever wins, the medal of honor, and err err go home with . . .

you guys should do it fast I dont have all day

goggle u sure have a thing for this ur dbr, i think u should make a cheerleader's video for dbr,

deelady:
Dere is fire on dis mountain o! Dat was hot, dope, crazy, outstandin and jaw-dropping but I so much luv Ibime's verse make i no lie

*whistling asa's dere is fire on d mountain. . .*

look who we have here. so madmaselle's been unbanned

elbereth:
@O4kaa

How many times do you post a freestyle?

ARE U ASKING A QUESTION OR YOU ARE MAKING AN OBSERVATION?, WHICH ONE?

da-whizkid:
BIG LIE!!!!!!!!

You should be a well-known head in this area. . . . ., plus u should not b like Ofoka. No pun intended OOOO

NA LIE, ABI U DEY TAKE STYLE STYLE DEY SETUP DA-WHIZKID VS OFOKA AUDIO BATTLE, OFOKA NA THE CURRENT BATTLE RAP CHAMPION , ABI WHIZKID WAN DIE LIKE GENUFLECT?.

googles:
wat makes one a credible voter

u must be in eldee's good books, and u mustnt yab eldee u dont have any problem voting goggles shebi u are eldees die hard chic