akpu nku:

bros fredoo made it clear it wasnt his piece, he even added d link to the post so why the hate?

Lord Babs: Does God exist?

tchaik: SOMETHING SHAA EXISTS; CALL HIM ALLAH, GOD, YAHWEH, BUDHA, AMADIOHA, OLUWA, NATURE, DIVINE INTELLIGENCE, ULTIMATE BEING, COSMIC ETC (SORRY IF I FORGOT TO MENTION YOUR OWN) I DON'T CARE D NOMENCLETURE ONE USES, SOMETHING IS THERE, IT WORKS, AND ITS REAL! ND: FEEL FREE TO QUOTE ME

ifihearam:

Noooooooo
Its mohammed u mention wen f**king

@poster
Thou are a fool
And how did this rubbish make d front page
Front page don suffer

Agimor: And who is the Nigerian God?is it differ from the i am that i am,the beginning and the end,the alpha and the omega,the lion of judia.better be careful with things that ought to do with God.for God cannot be mocked.

dekung:
sorry bro, in my post I said am not sure he cited his source HENCE (conditional statement) he is a plagiarist. Meaning I may be wrong about him citing his source and if am right then he is a plagiarist thats why the word 'hence' is there. Thanks for showing me he cited his source

fredoooooo: When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

nne3870: Now b4 i start i am a christian, i believe God exists and he is so alife. @post its funny how people has reduced God to a joker... I do understand what u ar saying and its so pathetic that ppl carry out attrocities and claim God made it succesful. Like all dis boko guys after each attack wil claim Allah gave them victory over d ''ARNE'S''. God will judge all of d hypocrites

LoveKing: What about the nigerian allah?

fredoooooo:

thank you bro

fredoooooo: When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

tchaik:

You are not sure? And u made a comment?
Did u read d article at all?

So it is true that nlanders don't read before commenting! SMH!!

alaoeri: The way ωε perceive our religion ideologies really constitute part of our problem & where the problems lies is nigerians ain't expose to see the way & manner in which the religions are even practices where they are imported from.

Patsey:

You seem to be missing the point. Is that something that exists (ALLAH, GOD, YAHWEH, etc) compatible or incompatible with all manners of sleaze?[/color][/b]

apocalypse:

Are you kidding me , have you even read the Bible ?