Re:Ogoni Declares Self-Government......Let it be noted that at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum,we have asseverated for the upteenth time, that the convocation of a sovereign national conference for purposes of interrogating the odoriferous vaudeville of our national jeremiad, remains the only potent and efficaciously utilitarian paspartou out of our cascading national sirocco but alas,disdain complacency to say the least and at best Olympian pococuranteism and the tedium of prescriptive poco a poco is what we have been greeted with by intellectual philistines,high priests of a prebendal state and their opprobrious agents...LOOK AM NOW?If this is indeed true,many more may follow and this deposits me in a state of heebie jeebies.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/PatrickObahiagbon/posts/510054055678423

LWKMD

abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

Igodo , wetin you talk there. Just go open
your own school.

I dont think this guy brain is human!

The grammar is laughable but the message is the truth. Sovereign national conference is the only way out of this political bottleneck.

This Dude lost me at the 4th Line... Does the Guy use a dictionary when writing...This is some heavy shit

Abeg this man sef...this one no be communication again...na encryption

It's a beauty!

This man's grammar gives me a pounding headache.

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

poco a poco means poke me, i poke back. Hehehehe!

This is not english. Its "Gramaticonfusion" *Faints* he never communicates. Mtcheew!!!

Obahiagbon is a very poor communicator, despite his large reservoir of words.

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

Didn't you do music at jss class lol,Simple means "little by little"
And this man is a dunce for entaintaining ppl with his position instead of speaking to his fellowers for them to understand but he is using art,music science etc words to get popular . The ppl in his local govt must be witches and wizard that they understand his campaign words and still vote him in or did he got that job like everyother politician did?
I think simple what he is trying to say is about asking for sovereign national conference . Chikena!

In some sense, and on some level, Patrick Obahiagbon is actually illiterate.

Poco a poco means little by little wonder why he speaks in phrases tho but he sure the worst communicator in the world. p

The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

Dont believe everything you read. That's not Patricks facebook page, but that of an imposter.

It's now crystal clear to me why he wasn't relected! With this poor communication skill of his,he will continue failing in his subsequent political ambitions.
Honourable,learn to communicate and not entertain!

dafman10:


http://www.facebook.com/#!/PatrickObahiagbon/posts/510054055678423

LWKMD

*opens DICKtionary*
But i mean, is this really communication? Who gets a feedback from all these jargons?

Please where is Carlitos77. The Nairaland Patick Obahiagbon to give us his take on this!!

Jakumo: The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

Hon. Patrick second! call him poor communicator, entertainer or anything, the truth is they are genuises. Define a genius and you wil agree with me. thumbs up man

jamace: The grammar is laughable but the message is the truth. Sovereign national conference is the only way out of this political bottleneck.

bros U jst summarised Hon.Patrick's whole dictionary sentence into three lines.

ololo12: Please where is Carlitos77. The Nairaland Patick Obahiagbon to give us his take on this!!

Off Topic:
Did U attend Olivet Baptist High School, Oyo?

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

It means little by little

wetin dey wori ds dude? Why him to form ova sabi 4 grammer? See important thing,na im ds shyt hill,na yarn nonsense as if say na trivial issue!!

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

Poco a poco: if u poke me I poke u...

Siroco: iroko tree...

Well

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

Poco a poco is a musical term which means little by little. I don't know what siroco means.

Jakumo...You is da man!!!

ArQueBusieR:
Poco a poco is a musical term which means little by little. I don't know what siroco means.

its italian...

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

eh that reminds me, this man should be able to give us the meaning of that word asked by Tonto Dike. Po.... po..... ..sth, i've forgotten what she call it. Can't remember now.

No message has been passed across here :- [

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Anyway, thanks for this marvelous entertainment. As a jester, u are improving everyday on your vocation.