₦airaland Forum

It made sense..

Spiritual matter should be treated spiritually...

tosyne2much:
Only a silly person reason this way.. So marriage demands you automatically desert and throw your old and good friends in the bin by changing ur fone so as to terminate any form of conversation at the expense of getting the best outta marriage abi ? ** shm**

I am of the opinion that it is an archaic mentality to ask a lady to throw away her line after marriage..

But you need to see how some ladies communicate with their old male friends after marriage.

It is something for both sexes not only the ladies..

With swollen egos and emotional affairs and too many friendships. I wonder how this lady is gonna make a good relationship..

I detest numbers 4 and 5..

Liability:
i am intelligent and smart.

Okay..

Merlissa:
Uncle, am sure you no look well.

Yes there are still smart and intelligent people out there. Most of them are shy so it may make the search much more difficult..

I am one of those smart and intelligent ladies out there...

What is the Name of Nigeria's Vice President ?

50% of Nigerian girls will fail this question..

Meristem:
@OP wen next u share someone else's joke, credit him or her. I know where u copied this from. If u deny ill post de link here. It has been there since 2005 or earlier. Before u run to nl with copied stuff, bear in mind that some dudes have been there too Lol

Ehyaa..

So how does that concern me ?

Guys, ladies are very sharp. You can still be friend zoned after doing the do.

So i decided putting things straight in this relationship.. Because I no dey dull..

Okay, read below.

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Dear, it is obvious that you are regretting sleeping with me. Ever since we became friends, I have appreciated every single thing you did for me, from making love to me, to cooking for me and most especially, falling in love with me. Now, you are trying to be artificial, every call we make, you are asking me to take you out as if that's how our relationship started. Stop acting artificial like a player girl. I don't place girls on MUGU mode and I don't allow any girl to do that to me too. So keep it real..

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O boy, this is 2014. Relationship is not a job opportunity..

CrudeGH:
foool talking crap as usual. charity they say, starts from home. so let dangote start feeding his ape-looking moronic countrymen first,huh? eating from the dustbin suck! he can also help million of those suffering modafakas also get a roof over their heads instead of sleeping under bridges. and why can't he create jobs for those apes so they can stop kidnapping everything that moves heard the last time he employed some apes he was asking those with Ph.D to come and drive his trucks

90% of MUMUgerians survive on less than $2, where will they see money to buy generators and fuel few MUMUs have i-better-pass-my-neighbour gens oooh hahahahaha let dangote make life a bit bearable for you apes now. life expectancy of 45 is just too horrible. even Liberians fare better

Are you doubting that Dangote can sell one of his cement factories and buy Ghana ?

Don't annoy me. I have warned you...

My phone is on redial with Dangote number..

CrudeGH:
one man is richer than all the banks in Ghana? and yet people eat from the dustbin in your country? people sleep under the bridge in your dustbin sh1thole? one man is richer than all the banks in Ghana and yet people are being kidnapped for coke and gala in your cursed fvcking sh1thole? one man is richer than all the banks in Ghana and yet 90% of you impoverished souls survive on less than $2 a day? one man has more than money than all the banks in Ghana and yet 120 million modafaking human apes in your magg0t-infested sh1thole don't have electricity?

no wonder goats are giving birth to humans in that evil axis

Confusion in Ekiti town as goat delivers human-like baby goat [PHOTO]
By Daily Post Staff on November 27, 2013@dailypostngr
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The sleepy town of Ogotu-Ekiti in Ekiti SouthWest Local Government Area was on Tuesday thrown into confusion when information filtered that a goat had delivered a human-like baby goat.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the incident, which occurred in Lori Oke settlement, a village that is about 10 kilometres from Ogotun town, drew the attention of hundreds of residents and travellers.
The spokesman of the community, Sunday Ogunmeji, who spoke with NAN correspondent on behalf of the Baale (community head), Ganiyu Adetoun, said a pastor, Mr Daniel Odedele, helped to deliver the goat of the baby.
“After watching the goat labour for several hours, the pastor took pity on it and courageously pulled the baby out, only for it to turn out to be human-like.
“The `baby’ had all the features of a human being such as human face, head, hair, female genitals, two legs and two arms with hoofs.
“However, the human-like baby died at about noon as a result of lack of care as the crowd merely trooped there to watch rather than to attempt to save its life,’’ Ogunmeji said.
A resident, Mr Saidi Oladepo, who is a commercial motorcycle (Okada) operator, told NAN that immediately the goat delivered the `human-like baby’, it took to its heels.
He said that as soon as members of the community got wind of the incident, they ran helter-skelter in apparent confusion.
He said alarm was raised and the local security agents, referred to as `Peace Corps’, were alerted to the incident.
Oladepo added that it took more than two hours to re-capture the goat in the bush.
The traditional ruler of Ogotun-Ekiti, Oba Samuel Oyebode, could not be reached for comment as he was said to be in a meeting of the Traditional Council. (NAN)

These stories you are posting are unconnected with the topic.

If Nigerians don't have light as in power, at least they have generators and money to buy fuel.

Dangote is worth $25bn, I guess bigger than the whole of Ghana GDP in a year. Broda stop hating.

God may have pity on you and your country so that you can start feeding well..

If you annoy me again, i will call dangote now to buy Ghana..

GetUmad:
OP picture or its tale by moonlight.


Can you remind me Ghana's population again, i mean total population comprising both human beings and livestock. Whats Lagos population?

OP if you got a job in Nigerian bank and you're told you would be closing officially 8pm (time the bank closes to customers) ,would you accept the offer? You obviously don't know what it entails to be a BANKER, the Nigerian definition.

No, he thinks they are on shift...

One person working from 7am to 7am.

Not the usual newspaper and draft/ludo kind of work in Civil service.

barcanista:
This dude and lies. eBillionaire

He meant the VI in U.S....

Rich4god:
if na sarcasm, mk me ma join my own... How much dey inside ghana banks wey person go wan go steal.... Anyway, there are so many banks that has its atm outside of the bank... And for the working hours, we all know that an average Nigeria firm closes by 4pm... So wat r u up to...

No mind am. Bankers no dey sleep or rest again ?

experimentist:
How much dey for ghana bank

I heard that one man in Nigeria is richer than all the banks in Ghana.

That's why..

EroticAngelina:
lols, I would be lying if I said I don't need tricks to get attention from guys

its the usual bumping into him and doing as if I'm falling down, then he would offer to help me up

one time, I was in a long queue, when it was finally getting to my turn, I saw this nice guy, who was planning on joining the queue, becoz I wanted his attention.. I had to go back and rejoin the long queue!! I got his attention, only to find out that the guy was a jerkk!!! and when it finally reached my turn after about 3hours, the thing I wanted to get was finished! I cried that day! that was when I decided to stop trying to get any guy's attention! if them wan notice me, fine! if them no want, FINE!!!

OMG, you lost your space on a long queue... ?

My own doesn't exceed driving around a junction to stop and pick a cute looking lady.

I can't change my direction for that. Good things happen suddenly..

femmy2010:

[b]A Leader of 2moro doesn't mean you have to be president, it means you should make hay in any of your chosen field of work.
Rhetoric is not an excuse anymore, we need to put Nigeria back on the path of greatness and GMB is the man we need for now. [/b]

No, for me, it does.

I must lead not some cattle rearers who do mago mago leadership.

hisblud:
una see how they lie. This post was done 10months ago but they changed it to 20 october see image below

The same usual APC propaganda machines. A foundation built on lies can never stand. Talk more of when their spokesman is named Liar Mohammed..

I knew that was last year's comment..

enoqueen:
which kain thing be this self.burahi has ruled before I was born. I went to school and I was told to study hard cos I am the leader of tomorrow. I am now a graduate and av kids.Buhari is contesting again. when will my tomorrow come.

When will leadership be your turn not to talk of your kids who are right now singing in school, " We are the leaders of tomorrow "... ?

OBJ will be a hypocrite to annoint General Buhari now but he didn't know he was an upright man during his second tenure as president and didn't know Buhari was a good man when he OBJ sought for 3rd tenure against the constitution.

That is the the kind of illiterate leaders Nigeria has always had, people who have no regard for rule of law, people who don't respect the constitution, people who don't respect the courts, people who don't respect elections or the electoral body, people who once said that winning an election is do or die, people who reason that by being in charge of the executive, no other arm of governance or law exists...

That is also the stock of political leaders Buhari belongs to.

In my opinion, their time has passed, GEJ is the new face of leadership in Nigeria.

We must resist all attempts to draw us back to days of rogue democracy.

yuzedo:
THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD!! MAY GOD BLESS YOUR MARKET!!!

Oh God, I've laughed and laughed today! E no go better for that invisible "Fridge" wey all of us dey troop here find...

O Lawd of Messi.

Una no go kill us. .

rattlesnake:
Where is the fridge

You beat me to this.

I am interested in buying only the fridge.

My own fridge don spoil..

Lagusta:
Its official!!!

This iPhone6 is the ultimate avatar: a fire bender from the eng clan!!!

#firegate

Apple IPhone don suffer.

New chapter, fire gate.

SLIDEwaxie:
U see, there will be no problem until the fanatics steps in..

People like mclantunji and seun will destroy that community in a jiffy..

Imagine the marginalisation even on Nairaland where muslims have a separate section and u av to confess to post..

Yet, they (muslims) can post anywhere in the religion section!

Abt the university, pls, dnt let the govnr build it because by the time they start going to saudi for further education, and yemen, wahala don dey niyen o!

Don't mind Rochas, he thinks it is by this religious nonsense he will lead Nigeria..

Orji Uzor reasons the same way.

But you can never see a core Muslim northerner politician acting christian or going to a church for political reasons...

What makes this news worthy ?

talktimi:
Hmmmmm APC !! APC !! APC !! na their way sha

That is how APC wants to rule Nigeria.

Thugs and touts to the core..

He is a crazy man..

2legit2qwt:
Absolutely! That's the only way to explain the current state of the nation considering how much recycling has been going on among the people in power.
The older the person gets, the more accurate it becomes to predict their behavior. Change becomes more difficult with age.

Hoes gon be hoes

Old wine in new bottle or new wine in old bottle, who cares..they screw each other up either way, bottle and wine.

Buhari = Same ole same shiit over again

There you go...

I see you..

morbid:
Well,FTC finally. Unfortunately,I ∂oη't even knw wot2comment. But,I thank God4ds wonderful opportunity to make FTC. Back to the topic,I think it's not an absolute law. It all depends on what the prior bad behaviour cost the perpetrator. If a young man loses a well-paying job in Chevron because of avoidable lateness to work,I ∂oη't think such a thing will repeat itself if,by a strange twist of luck,he gets re-instated or maybe gets another work in,say, Shell Nigeria Plc. The only exception is if the whole thing is from all the witches and wizards in the person's village.#my2kobo#

Concurr.

Yes I do. The zebra hardly changes its lines.

In the bible, it was said that Judas Iscariot was helping himself with money in Jesus account. As Jesus account officer..

Before he became a betrayer..

Igbo people say, " Wepu aka enwe na ofe tupu o buru aka mmadu ".

O yeah..