₦airaland Forum

I cried while reading.

My heart goes out to all jobless graduates. I was once there.

You have to lose your shame to get there...

Bliss4Lyfe: Ndiigbo...


Everytime they bring up Ihejirika, is a campaign opportunity for his Abia State 2015 Governorship election.


Nairaland is not a joke and we are here to be creative and not engage in idle sh.it-chat...


Dey are being clever but show them the Prime factor.

Yes, he is the next Abia state governor.

Enough of having illiterates and mediocres as governor of Abia state. .

Bliss4Lyfe: Dey said dey will take Ihejirika to Hague but no one thought it will be for sponsoring terrorism.


Ihejirika will win Abia State come 2015 convincingly.

Gbam! Man proposes, God disposes. Abia ga adi mma..

I wonder how a man who called Oshiomhole the governor of Lagos state will claim that his number one enemy, Ihejirika is his sponsor and some gullible Nigerians and supporters of APC will believe..

APC, hold una boys o..

I must comment.

I just did...

jomile: funny pics,but dey never knew dey will be among d richest 2day,hard work does pay

With God, focus and determination, man can achieve any dream.

gbadexy: . Inspiring thread. Great men were once boys. .

Engraven !

Yea, there are ladies who romance you while you drive.
Crazy girls I will say.

Your friend's destiny was stolen by a mermaid. Let him go and fast and pray..

Afghanistan: Na beta prìck go solve her problem.

Gbam !

Some girls are even allergic to beta prick. Their shakara fit reduce but go still remain.

onila: if a girl decides to takes yr number instead, shes not interested in you
and most dont call back

I just told you my own experience. I have even girlfriended such a lady who refused giving me her number rather took my card. My longest lasting relationship(3 years) just happened that way..

So if you fancy him, just call him.

I can rememeber only one lady who picked my card and didn't call me.

My dear, though on phone, my lady wins every argument. She won't even allow me make an explanation.

My Ex was like that too..

Their mouths are so fast. When you are about to say something meaningful, she makes one humming sound. You go back to square one...

mencade5: nairaland guys go out there and involve yourself with ladies you can see physically. Only on few ocassion does nairaland dating work.

Loving a lady on nairaland that you have not seen is like falling in love with a software on a computer.

Do you touch and feel program? If no is your answer then relate it to some nairaland ladies you are dying for.

To add, you are here killing yourself, in real life the ladies are being fvcked up and down by other guys.

Be wise, leetunechi once said, you are here clearing bush while somebody is harvesting your crops somewhere. 100cent how far?

I dey oo.

The babe is crushing on you.

Abeg, ask her for recharge card. Love is material these days

No be only ladies go dey use our head...

mencade5: dont mind her, all these ladies thinks they can control men with their smelly pusssiiiii.

This is the kind of selfish mentality most women approach relationships and marriages with and they tear down rather building up their relationships. Creating multidirectional problems for the man.

Everything is viewed from a " ME " perspective...

So if Onila calls the guy, she becomes a LovePeddler ?

I personally have been told by several ladies whom I approached for their contacts to rather give them my card or number that they will call me. And they always did. That is after they must have refused availing me their own contacts..

Also there are certain places you would be and it will be difficult picking a girls contact because of the myriads of attention you would draw to yourself doing so, you just drop your call card after exchanging pleasantries.

Whoever tells you that what belongs to you must come for you is a big LIAR...

onila:

I come to the conclusion hes not interested

and I will never bother calling him


a guy is the one who asks for yr number

Nonsense, who do you think you are ?

mencade5: onila please cum. I have a message for you.

Hahaha.

Omg.

aguizm: Am finally on front page after several attempts. God I salute u. It should be 10,001 cos am adding to that list.When actor show boss don't die.Boko haram your end is here.

This your picture is pathetic..

Are you really on front page ?

Attacking a boko haram APC or Machine gun with sticks.

It will require divine intervention...

Dansa foods is a popular company with good products. In fact their dansa mango juice is my favorite but they have a distribution impediment as the product isn't often available. And all this while, I reasoned, it belonged to Aliko Dangote.

Why all the negative news when one should uphold his obligations ? Smh

I pray he doesn't miss his second term..

Keep focused sir.

Your turn go reach..

Faun: Comedy!

Real comedy.

He should contest with Atiku for Nasarwa south local govt chairmanship..

PetroDolla3: You can't just help but laugh at the naivety and stvupidity of some nigerians. where did you get the idea from that having the largest GDP translates into being the richest country in Africa? Wealth is measured beyind a mere GDP,huh? Why do you think a country like Norway is adjudged the richest country in the world? Is it that Norway has the largest GDP? The wealth of a nation is measured by the well-being of its citizens, using parameters such as life expectancy, access to potable water, education, health care, food etc etc after all the citizens of a country are its greatest asset, not oil not flashy cars, certainly not gele and lace!

MUMU-in-Chief!

The largest GDP and all sh1t!

Let me break thing down to your level, mor0ns

GDP is the aggregate of the value of goods and services produced within a specific jurisdiction.

So in the case of MUMUgeria, revenues from oil drives your GDP. So with high oil prices, your country’s GDP will naturally rise, even without you guys lifting a finger!

The the reality of your so-called large GDP is junk!

You know how things are with oil revenues in your sh1thole,right? Your sh1thole is one of the world's most corrupt nations,huh? Answer yes sir,dog.

By the time Goodluck Jonathan, his ape-looking wife, IBB take their share of the so called large GDP; OBJ will remove his own; Abdulsalami Abubakar will take his cut; Atiku and Tinubu will take their share, Danjuma will collect his own, even Buhari go collect na; your thieving governors and their officials will take their share, the remainder of your GDP is nothing to write home about!

MUMu by the time the leftover of your so-called large GDP is shared among the rest of you 200 suffering masses, apes like you won’t even see a kobo

Why do you think its difficult to provide water, electricity, health care, jobs etc etc in your sh1thole?

Lmao

Money is good.

If pesin marry one wife, at least treat her to taste...

walexzee11: Do you know how much more the kings that reign in the 16th 17th even 18th century live the so call flamboyant life?... I can tell you authoritatively that the kings of nowadays are no match of those in those days, Colonial rules makes all the benefits being enjoyed by the obas to depreciate. In those times, according to history a King in the status of Alaafin of OYO, control every economy of his empire, imagine how much more he's gonna be getting compare to nowadays that government has taken over of every resource in each state, you cant even acquire a land without an approval from government .Do you know that if not for the government of nowadays Alaafin will be the emperor not only in OYO State, part of Osun,Kwara,Benin,Republic of Benin, Lagos, Ekiti, Ondo,Ogun and part of Kogi state.Now imagine how much flamboyant life would he have be Living?

We know.

Wetin be your problem self ?

And if he issues an order that you should be beheaded for this your analysis, his royal guards will execute you for flimpsy reasons..

Is that what you like ?

Who knows ?

How much is the present cost of tears ?

Where is the video.

BTW, 2nd ..

Sincere9gerian: That is what CONTINUITY can do for you. OBJ started the cement roll back policy and GEJ continued with it.

That is why Nigerians MUST reject the Aggrieved People's Congress (APC) who are bent on taking us 3 decades backward through senseless policy reversals in the name of 'change'

"Change, for change's sake, is a recipe for FAILURE"

This guy is very funny.

Abeg, let the price of cement come down.

wills: lagos-hotels-2nd-most-expensive in the world

https://www.nairaland.com/1022934/lagos-hotels-2nd-most-expensive

One word, profiteering

That is just the word.

The telecoms sector, the cement sector, the hospitality sector are all profiteering on the masses in Nigeria.

I was complaining to my sales rep that the company product of which I am a distributor is just availing me N20 profit per bag on an investment of N1,630.

Imagine profit = 20/1,630 = 0. 01227

In percentage terms 1.227 %.

What kind of business is that ? A product that was selling by this time last year for N1,450. What has really changed in the production process ? Nothing !

He told me, that the company is not ready to bring down the price or start a price war.

I smiled, i diverted my money to something else more profitable..

Consumer protection is not efficient in this country...

Okijajuju1: No jokes, e different.



When you sef wake up, your body go tell you.

True talk bro..

clog: Whoever pays N200k to sleep for just a night is nt wise at all.

Hehehe, Oga this money you see, some people earn above N1m daily. And they don't care how they spend it..

Nah so the world be..

UchihaMadara: Exactly, check out a typical Holiday Inn interior:

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/16/b5/ab/holiday-inn-inner-harbor.jpg

This room usually goes for around $70 and you get fresh towels, fresh sheets, high water pressure in shower, clean water....

Though there are some hotels on the island that go for around 15K but truth be told, they are more the equivalent of Motels (Motel 6 comes to mind).

I remember walking into Radisson Blue and asking for the cost per night, and the guy just looked at me with one kind eye like this then said, "NGN65,000", omo I busted a u-ey ASAP! I haven't reached that level yet, maybe one day, but still it would be nice to find quality hotels fitting different socioeconomic classes, with great services.

[color=#7A7A7A]On a side note: [/color]Has anyone noticed that chinese food is very expensive in Nigeria? Chinese food is suppose to be on the cheap side na!

This looks like a N25,000 discounted room in Transcorp Metropolitan, calabar.

Fine room with 4 neat towels and excess of amenities like soaps, mouth wash, cream and perfume...

Not forgeting that it contains two beds...

Naigerian: Simply put. Money has no value in Nigeria.

I get 50% discount in southern sun ikoyi because of my work. Paying like 32k+ naira. I get a hotel in Vegas strip for less than $150 per night.

You go put with friends to the club and end up paying a bill if 300k naira upwards. And in Vegas it's a whole lot less for a more enjoyable time out with friends.

In johannesburg, meat of 70Rands (about a thousand naira) will make 3 decent meals. You can't try that in Nigeria.

The cost of buying a land in Maitama Abuja is way more than the cost of buying a 30 bedroom mansion in the US. Yet after spending the money, the satisfaction is a little less than misery.

You made a point.

I was baffled to hear one guy her in naija has a house in U.S. but he still resides in a flat in a local city here in Nigeria. It wasn't heresay, its someone I do business with.

Make we make things cheaper for ourselves and eschew greed and avarice..