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My construction worker friends often tell me of pythons they encountered while clearing virgin forests the size of electric poles.

It becomes meat for months. So I believe this.

whizqueen: Personally i feel that for her to have come out openly to tell you all those bullshit she has done is cos she appreciates you. Proably she jes realized hw much u love n care for her and has nw decided to love you back.
My advice for u is to still be with her since she is giving u her love back now n jes av it at the back of you mind dat anytin gud or bad may happen. You reali love dis gal dont b quick to end the beautiful relationship, since u sed you av forgiven her. All da best

Hmm.

Are you that type of girl ?

SirAweezy: You want to defend human? No ooh man! I remember a certain father we use to drink beer with some 4 years ago, he use to f.u.ck a certain Joy my neighbour. More also, I've boys in the seminarian in Abuja they are younger to me though but the can f.uc.k anything.....

No mind that guy, I have seen rev. fathers with their girlfriends. One comes to a hideout in my area to drink palm wine..

This doctrine or policy is not of God oo.

Insufficient information to say anything...

Experience is the best teacher..

Sounds unbelievable but true .

You have a girlfriend and you want to chop another one.

You are a cheat...

You have a wise girlfriend...

samuelson06: Don't confront him because of anything. You'll only end up embarrassing yourself. I think you should've known before now the nature of person he is and not making it appear as if his actions look strange to you.

See people taking this lady seriously...

Hahaha

Are you not enjoying the money ?

salomycruz: Are u telling him double date..the tin is in as much as is with his present gf he cant love anyoda cos my nigga is Drunk in love.

It will take that nigga like 2 years to forget that lady after a break up..

marieolae: please inform me

You are gentle dear..

Ishilove: Kiss ma black azz

Let me see what he is about to kiss..

marieolae: I am of course

Story, i know your type..

Okay, try share meat with a Nigerian girl. Even if nah N850 fish or say nah N500 chicken lap.

Omoh, nah only bone you go chop that day...

Poster if you keep on trying that, you will remain single. At least I have tested more than 10 ladies that way, nah only one pass the test. Take her to a fast food, she tells you, " I am so hungry, I have not eaten since yesterday morning"...

Okay why ask for take away again when I have fed you ?

marieolae: Hmm

People must be thinking you are a gentle lady..

I used to make use of this act to test girls I have serious interest in. I normally take them out to eat and watch how voracious they are at table.. It was futile. Some will ask for take away after a very satisfying meal.. smh

[size=15] Omoh, all Nigerian girls are hungry ! [/size]

The only one who passed the test was a banker lady and that's because she has fat salary...

farano: Shey you don belle full now? U don scatter d pomo finish now u wanna call it a quit..hmmmmmm

Lol, wickedt girl..

Some pomo no dey lose elasticity. Tight, Strong, Reliable...

Talking from experience.

The guy is bewitched.

Chai, power of kpekus

Leetunechi: All d commenters above me are so stewpid expt dat geh


op move on pls

u have been frnd zoned for a whole fuccckin four years

Pretty sure, you don't know the meaning of friend zoning ?

Learner !

timilehing: Eyah. Pele
Just ignore that chick or you'll die loving her sorry a.ss. It's clear she's taking you a solitude in time of distress. Cut the crap now, get another nwanyi that will cool your mind. You're too young to die for love o

Seriously, the guy wan die.

And the girl will not let him be or simply remain faithful.

Men dey see things for fine woman body..

From your picture, this guy sabi pH.uck.

Your lady needs a male horse..

I have not been successful with animal farming.

Dunno why.

I bought male and female goat in 2012 and the male was always making noise. The male goat never mated with the female. I killed the noisome male. The female is still there.

I asked one silly girl to help me buy local breed of male and female chicken for agric, she went and bought only a Cork, no hen. I asked her why, she said she will sell me one of her mature hens..

Now the Cork has run away, no hen yet. Smh. If she brings the hen, I will just eat it.

Nah only plantain and banana I get for backyard be the only farming I don do. Yet I love farming.

I need this type.of.billionaires daughter.

The type I ignored in school.

But some women can sap strenght. Mikel if this is true.

Then change girlfriend.. fast fast...

I believe this report.

I have been with this kind of lady who is never through with her Ex and cannot control her intimate desires.

This calibre of ladies are the sexiest and very beautiful like models.

But right now, she is a single mother not from my hand. We broke up quietly..

Your lady will soon get frustrated with her wicked lifestyle.. Maybe at age 25 or 26, she starts begging you for marriage..

The worst is that she will.also.be tempting you to become promiscuous as she is not emotionally available for you.

Cooking at home is cheaper by 3 to 4 or even 2 to 4.

I cook at home unless my schedule is too busy.

I just cooked this morning...

Funny pictures...

Mumu people...

Hulk hogan indeed...

MrsBreezy: Ehmm nothing.. today was just dry mehn...

Sorry..

I don't fancy this write up unless you are talking of low end android phones.

I look out for processing speed, battery capacity and large memory space.

I am not buying anything less than 32 g in my next purchase. This 8g is crappy.

I pray you guys date a woman as good as this.

Then stop magnifying indecency...

Smh

MrsBreezy: Hehe anything special happen?

Dearie nothing special.

Took my car to a repair shop but couldn't drive home with it.

Its sleeping there till Monday..

And you ?

Really funny indeed.

Million dollar man. Seun..

phlemzy: I dey tell u. Even those chicks dat didnt hav profile pix b4 are rushing to put one cos they wana feel like an heroine too.

The same stu.pid boy created another thread for rokiatu today...

I wonder what his job is...