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Re: My Heaven Experience by habayommy: 3:16pm On Aug 16, 2012
gunuvi: Sorry, just curious. The Jesus you saw, is He a black one or what complexion. Did you saw any black angel?
Nice experience.
See #no offence meant
Re: My Heaven Experience by ajf(m): 3:17pm On Aug 16, 2012
blaise26.abj:
Heaven or no heaven,treat others the way you want to be treated. Be at peace with your conscience and whoever you believe your creator is. Only dead people can tell us for certain what the other side(s) is like and the last time i checked they don't gist. What religion has caused on this earth ehn, na die. Let's Love our neighbours as ourselves and we will experience a bit of heaven and peace here on earth.

Gbam!! E go better for you jare...

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Re: My Heaven Experience by Freiburger(m): 3:17pm On Aug 16, 2012
victorD3: A committee should be set up to investigate this dream
i'm of the same opinion.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:19pm On Aug 16, 2012
jereal:

...and he sure knows how to stomp the yard, only Zeus can be that irresponsiblegrin

I mean God doesn't dance, He created angels and humans to dance...a form of praise and worship...!

the bible never mentioned God dancing O

The thought of this alone is an assault to the personality of the Most High.Imagine God dancing Azonto ?

The way of God is different from the way of man.Only fooolish people underestimate God.

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Re: My Heaven Experience by bigx(m): 3:19pm On Aug 16, 2012
Malaria na bas*ard.... @ topic
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 16, 2012
bigx: Malaria na bas*ard.... @ topic

Is hallucination a symptom of malaria ?
Re: My Heaven Experience by crackhouse(m): 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2012
@all, instead of talking thrash, i suggest u just learn ur lesson and keep ur mouth shut cos there are so many things we don't understand as human beings. Don't use ur tongue to attract some wrath upon youself.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Leefem: 3:28pm On Aug 16, 2012
Wow, i'm sure u were hallucinating after a few shots of ectasy.
Re: My Heaven Experience by jos2: 3:28pm On Aug 16, 2012
@pukkah d MOST HIGH is beyond ur imagination, He's so powerful & mighty dat He reveal Him sef 2 hu ever He chose, in a vision, dream or physically. It happens 2 St. John d writer of Revelation. Onlike urs dat is in ka'aba. 1tin u shld knw is dat d rightous wil b trasform 2b like d angels notin lik 70 virgins bt total worship 2 our God & maker 4 ever & ever. Bless u
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:28pm On Aug 16, 2012
Guy go take Lonart or Artesunate!!

Haba! Na so when we small dem tell us say Mummy-Water go catch sardine inside sea, add dead body oil from sailors wey drown at sea... put am for tin then callam "Queen of the Coast"...Ironically we believed...Omo see where people begin avoid the sardine brand: "Queen of the Coast"

WTF with Nigerians! cheesy

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Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:30pm On Aug 16, 2012
crackhouse: @all, instead of talking thrash, i suggest u just learn ur lesson and keep ur mouth shut cos there are so many things we don't understand as human beings. Don't use ur tongue to attract some wrath upon youself.

Glorified A s s h o l e

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Re: My Heaven Experience by Okijajuju1(m): 3:32pm On Aug 16, 2012
Re: My Heaven Experience by waters2012: 3:35pm On Aug 16, 2012
~Bluetooth:

Ehm poster

Does God has a wife ?


Those are fools who entertain themselves with mockery of their god.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 16, 2012
Okija_juju:

[img]http://3.bp..com/_XvF6hOiStBM/SYyeiPwIIPI/AAAAAAAAC5Y/E_-gSSpuMvw/s800/falcor-jesus-500x329.jpg[/img]


ROFLMAO. . . .This must be a Nigeria jesus version.

Re: My Heaven Experience by yetty12showguy(f): 3:37pm On Aug 16, 2012
I beleive in the beauty of Heaven.for sure Heaven is real,its my prayer and wish to be there someday,i pray God the ominipotent,the i am that i am,accepts me when i die.God have mercy on us.

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Re: My Heaven Experience by waters2012: 3:39pm On Aug 16, 2012
Many reckon that God doesnt exist just because He his slow to wrath. But that is why He is God. The Omnipotent, The Omniscient, The Omnipresent. It will be in your best interest to avoid making a mockery of those things which you know not.God is too highly esteemed to condescend to your estate. He has done that throug Jesus christ His Son already. You know what? JESUS LOVES YOU. cheesy


Okija_juju:
Which one of these Jesus' did you see.. I like the Never ending story Jesus!! lol




[img]http://3.bp..com/_XvF6hOiStBM/SYyeiPwIIPI/AAAAAAAAC5Y/E_-gSSpuMvw/s800/falcor-jesus-500x329.jpg[/img]

[img]http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef01157085a8dd970b-400wi[/img]

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Re: My Heaven Experience by hycebee(m): 3:42pm On Aug 16, 2012
Blah.... Blah... Blah

Next please.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 16, 2012
waters2012: Many reckon that God doesnt exist just because He his slow to wrath. But that is why He is God. The Omnipotent, The Omniscient, The Omnipresent. It will be in your best interest to avoid making a mockery of those things which you know not.God is too highly esteemed to condescend to your estate. He has done that throug Jesus christ His Son already. You know what? JESUS LOVES YOU. cheesy



Word

But dont tell me you believe this crap told by @OP that the same God you defending was dancing Azonto.Isnt that blasphemy/heresy ?
Re: My Heaven Experience by DExplorer1: 3:49pm On Aug 16, 2012
~Bluetooth:


Are you high cuz I cant remember quoting you here ?
..and does that add or subtract from my status?
Re: My Heaven Experience by Okijajuju1(m): 3:49pm On Aug 16, 2012
waters2012: Many reckon that God doesnt exist just because He his slow to wrath. But that is why He is God. The Omnipotent, The Omniscient, The Omnipresent. It will be in your best interest to avoid making a mockery of those things which you know not.God is too highly esteemed to condescend to your estate. He has done that throug Jesus christ His Son already. You know what? JESUS LOVES YOU. cheesy





Who be this wan again na?!! All I did was depict the OP's lovely write up in pictures.. Abeg carry your vexation drex!! Na me you wan attack!!

@ OP;

Its nice to see say Jesus don upgrade from Donkey to Unicorn.. Dat na like from Peugeot to Maybach!!


Check out Jesus na...

from

2000 BC model of Donkey





to

Year 70,000 model of Horse


[img]http://2.bp..com/-jVRGJArfQoE/T6M8Qx3U0bI/AAAAAAAAAM0/BSHfLXiG-E0/s1600/unicorn_jesus+2.jpg[/img]


Jesus Riding Dirty!! Thats wassup!!

Jesus NONI!!
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 16, 2012
D-Explorer:
..and does that add or subtract from my status?

So why are you getting mushy over this ?
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 16, 2012
Whoever hears voices should eaither see a specialist or is plainly listening to himself!
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 3:51pm On Aug 16, 2012
Whoever hears voices should eaither see a specialist or is plainly listening to himself. Chikena!
Re: My Heaven Experience by montero4relo(m): 3:54pm On Aug 16, 2012
Praise be 2 the most high, lord every day i wish and pray you will arrest me and change my life like you did 2 Saul on his way 2 Damascus.
Every day i pray for salvation, help me oh God
Jesus through you i ask this. Amen.........

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Re: My Heaven Experience by Okijajuju1(m): 3:56pm On Aug 16, 2012
montero4relo: Praise be 2 the most high, lord every day i wish and pray you will arrest me and change my life like you did 2 Saul on his way 2 Damascus.
Every day i pray for salvation, help me oh God
Jesus through you i ask this. Amen.........


You dey find who go arrest you, you no see Police station for your area enter go slap DPO!!?

Re: My Heaven Experience by jossysage: 4:00pm On Aug 16, 2012
Blessed be thy name of thy lord.for this great revelation.

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Re: My Heaven Experience by Pukkah: 4:02pm On Aug 16, 2012
jos2: @pukkah d MOST HIGH is beyond ur imagination, He's so powerful & mighty dat He reveal Him sef 2 hu ever He chose, in a vision, dream or physically. It happens 2 St. John d writer of Revelation. Onlike urs dat is in ka'aba. 1tin u shld knw is dat d rightous wil b trasform 2b like d angels notin lik 70 virgins bt total worship 2 our God & maker 4 ever & ever. Bless u

Did you read my response at all? Your post is full of faulty statements and contradictions. Tell me, who has God ever revealed Himself to physically?

By the way, you do not know my religion so stop making obtuse conclusions.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Lovine: 4:06pm On Aug 16, 2012
All we need to know about Heaven is in Jesus and God's holy word , the Bible. Read your Bible and know about God. Most visions, dreams etc of heaven are just mental illness.
Re: My Heaven Experience by DExplorer1: 4:07pm On Aug 16, 2012
~Bluetooth:


So why are you getting mushy over this ?
Because i think your likes should be sensible. It's a SHAME that even a Nairaland moderator could join you to make mockery of the poster's vision. What has he typed wrong? If you find that against your believes, highlight it as some has done and stop messing up the thread with illogical comics.
Re: My Heaven Experience by delente(m): 4:09pm On Aug 16, 2012
Our God is an awesome God, his name will reign forever more

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Re: My Heaven Experience by Fadipeshet(m): 4:11pm On Aug 16, 2012
This should provoke sober reflection.Confess all your sins and ask Jesus to come inside of you.

The world of God is independent of ur opinions.
Jesus is coming Soon.Repent
Re: My Heaven Experience by demmie1: 4:14pm On Aug 16, 2012
You wrote a whole book to share a piece of your imagination? Whao! So your imagination shows you that Jesus Christ, an ancient jew is a caucasian? original jews had bushy curly hairs not long.

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