Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.

"Johnny, what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.

The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.

"What is three times three?"

"Nine, Sir."

"How much is nine times six?"

"Fifty-four."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."

Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Johnnyfter a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"


"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
"Pockets!"

"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"

".Pants."


"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Na me u deh ask?

Two answers to that coconut nd cunt

Na 4 dis kain thing den deh batch u.

COCONUT ^{nasty pervs}

lol,

waec question

Very dirty indeed

hmmmm its a condo!

Hey a condo does not end wit a T

I think its the ladies that are in a better position to answer your, Abi no bi dem get am?

@libra

like say u no dey chop am

exits the thread leaving Teadr to his dreams and confusion

I enjoys the two possible answers

@kronkykay
LOL