A driver narated his story of a gal dat interd his taxi in PH. Acordin 2 him, Dis his story dat a guy mistekinly diled a gal's numba whom resides in lagos nd he woz supriz 2 hear unfamilear female voice, den afta d (im sory its a wrong numba) d gal persisted in knwin d caller being a man dough dat dey finaly became friends but havn't seen facialy Until weeks passed, he invited ha over 2 PH 4rm Lagos, he sent ha direction 2 wia he is stayin in PH as he told ha, wen d gal arived in PH she cald d guy & he told ha 2 hire a taxi dat he wil pay 4 d services while d gal waz left wit #300 only. In summary, she waz supriz & stranded 2 c ha man as a 19years old apprentice boy in 1 of d mechanic garages in d PH town. So d driver forcfuly took ha phon & d #300 left on ha & som ppl wia calin him a wiked man.
so if u wia d driver, would u hv don d same?

Nadoson: A driver narated his story of a gal dat interd his taxi in PH. Acordin 2 him, Dis his story dat a guy mistekinly diled a gal's numba whom resides in lagos nd he woz supriz 2 hear unfamilear female voice, den afta d (im sory its a wrong numba) d gal persisted in knwin d caller being a man dough dat dey finaly became friends but havn't seen facialy Until weeks passed, he invited ha over 2 PH 4rm Lagos, he sent ha direction 2 wia he is stayin in PH as he told ha, wen d gal arived in PH she cald d guy & he told ha 2 hire a taxi dat he wil pay 4 d services while d gal waz left wit #300 only. In summary, she waz supriz & stranded 2 c ha man as a 19years old apprentice boy in 1 of d mechanic garages in d PH town. So d driver forcfuly took ha phon & d #300 left on ha & som ppl wia calin him a wiked man.
so if u wia d driver, would u hv don d same?

na wa for girls oh!

haba!

How can you try such nonsense!

What an embarrassment ! jeez! So cheap!

SMH

9ja chicks

AlwayZ on d street

Jungle justice.SMH

Is this English...or another language??

Can someone please translate what this guy wrote. Please

bleep the girl and set her loose

Nadoson: A driver narated his story of a gal dat interd his taxi in PH. Acordin 2 him, Dis his story dat a guy mistekinly diled a gal's numba whom resides in lagos nd he woz supriz 2 hear unfamilear female voice, den afta d (im sory its a wrong numba) d gal persisted in knwin d caller being a man dough dat dey finaly became friends but havn't seen facialy Until weeks passed, he invited ha over 2 PH 4rm Lagos, he sent ha direction 2 wia he is stayin in PH as he told ha, wen d gal arived in PH she cald d guy & he told ha 2 hire a taxi dat he wil pay 4 d services while d gal waz left wit #300 only. In summary, she waz supriz & stranded 2 c ha man as a 19years old apprentice boy in 1 of d mechanic garages in d PH town. So d driver forcfuly took ha phon & d #300 left on ha & som ppl wia calin him a wiked man.
so if u wia d driver, would u hv don d same?

My instinct tells me you are that taxi driver cos ur spellings are like that of a taxi driver.

^^
Chair, you badt

What is romantic about dis tale?

Nadoson: A driver narated his story of a gal dat interd his taxi in PH. Acordin 2 him, Dis his story dat a guy mistekinly diled a gal's numba whom resides in lagos nd he woz supriz 2 hear unfamilear female voice, den afta d (im sory its a wrong numba) d gal persisted in knwin d caller being a man dough dat dey finaly became friends but havn't seen facialy Until weeks passed, he invited ha over 2 PH 4rm Lagos, he sent ha direction 2 wia he is stayin in PH as he told ha, wen d gal arived in PH she cald d guy & he told ha 2 hire a taxi dat he wil pay 4 d services while d gal waz left wit #300 only. In summary, she waz supriz & stranded 2 c ha man as a 19years old apprentice boy in 1 of d mechanic garages in d PH town. So d driver forcfuly took ha phon & d #300 left on ha & som ppl wia calin him a wiked man.
so if u wia d driver, would u hv don d same?

Standard of education has really collapsed. **crying**

milkymesh:
Standard of education has really collapsed. **crying**

Chai

Nothing concern me with the story.
@OP Gbagaunbender

So somebody actually finishd reading this.Its nauseating to read such murder of d english language

I am still waiting for the revised version ooo. Lawd know I can't read that lai lai

kokoye: Is this English...or another language??

as in, if we complain now, somebody will say we're discussing issues of life and death and others are picking grammatical blunders...people should just type in their native languages abeg...english ain't by force....eureka...why doesnt nairaland start an Audio-blog!

by the way, we'd probably need a terry-Gictionary to decipher the story

gmyguy: as in, if we complain now, somebody will say we're discussing issues of life and death and others are picking grammatical blunders...

skydeep:
My instinct tells me you are that taxi driver cos ur spellings are like that of a taxi driver.

doctokwus: So somebody actually finishd reading this.Its nauseating to read such murder of d english language

Lwkmd4h

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