Aside from the percentage, there has been numerous occasion where one inadvertently ends up being a friend to the opposite sex. It's a kind of situation you'd rather not be, but hey, there's still hope as long as you're hanging on there in the "friend zone".

Most "friends" (opposite sex) we all proclaim to have today are as a result of dejection and bad decision we made along the line. They weren't meant to be our "friends" but our girlfriends/boyfriends. Women in general do have more male companions/friends compare to the guys. In theory, women get the benefit to keep more male companions because of the offer they get each week. An average woman get approached by a guy at least 5 times a week. Multiply that by 4, that's 20 times in a month. 5 out of the 20 guys usually get the girls number, and therefore would wait in the "friend zone" until needed.

Women's male friends aren't actually what they seem. They are like a d.i.c.k in a glass tube waiting to be unleashed. As soon as her relationship is over with the current dude, she would immediately turn to her glass tube for comfort. "James is my long time friend" is a phrase you hear too well often. That phrase means " this is the guy that would be hitting that place hard if you messed up".

Men's female friends are either girls they have had relationship with in the past or simply the one they haven't f**ked yet but still call them friends. Men don't have female friends. What they do have is a girl they haven't had yet. Some guys do have genuine female friends, but that also is often tested when the guy jokingly but seriously tries to kiss you. Men can't be trusted. They would even do your sister behind your back, and occasionally your mum, if mum is still beautiful.

Becareful with them Ex's as well. They are the most dangerous vipers out there. They always want a return march. Drive them away. If you don't, your man/woman would go back secretly to that vomit.

There we go! When you're in a relationship, you cannot allow your partner to hang out with his/her opposite sex "friends". If you do, those people you see always with him/her shall betray you. They would hammer your partner the way she/he had never been hammered before.

a lot of bla-bla-bla...for me, i think if she gives me an eeeeerection, we really can't be just friends...short and simple!

Read the first five lines and realised that it was just another load of crap

Mynd_44: Read the first five lines and realised that it was just another load of crap

as in the guy wanna be a philosopher of agapetology...but he ends up anesthetizing( putting to sleep) everybody who makes the mistake of reading this page

gmyguy: as in the guy wanna be a philosopher of agapetology...but he ends up anesthetizing( putting to sleep) everybody who makes the mistake of reading this page

GBAM

Some of us don't reason that way.

i didn't read all that blah...because i know men and women can be just friends for real and for a very long time too!
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Op,stop spreading rubbish around..
Swallow it!!

slimyem: i didn't read all that blah...because i know men and women can be just friends for real and for a very long time too!
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Op,stop spreading rubbish around..
Swallow it!!

Gbam, so on point.
Op, i did nt read your misleading writeup though.

Boring i got female friends i treat like dudes, so this articles is void.

^^
Absolutely true

I didn't read what d OP wrote but i cosign.........

It's extremely difficult almost impossible for the opposite sex to be close/best friends without developing feelings 4 each other!

@ least one of them would

^^Do i look like d op??

Btw, read Matt 16:27-28(tell me what u think)

It's 7 in Nigeria, go to church, u Pagan!

^ Lmao

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No comment

Why no comment?

Yes. I have plenty of male friends and we have never cross any lines.

My best friend is a guy and nottin of such feeling
We slp, eat, drink 2geda
He helps me wit cream on my back and notttin, I mean nottin

Dyt: My best friend is a guy and nottin of such feeling
We slp, eat, drink 2geda
He helps me wit cream on my back and notttin, I mean nottin

He go chook u prickkk from behind one day.

Dyt: My best friend is a guy and nottin of such feeling
We slp, eat, drink 2geda
He helps me wit cream on my back and notttin, I mean nottin

Nothing? Erm... U sure say hin tin dey work? (No offence)

Idowuogbo:
He go chook u prickkk from behind one day.

Dat thing slps recklessly wen we r 2geda

cindyrella:
Nothing? Erm... U sure say hin tin dey work? (No offence)

I know his gfs
Smtyms I hear ow loud dey scream n cry
I v seen it na
So big n huge
*dont lyk it dat big, its disgustin*

Dyt: My best friend is a guy and nottin of such feeling
We slp, eat, drink 2geda
He helps me wit cream on my back and notttin, I mean nottin

how sexy are u?
Rate over 10

^ 0 dear

Dyt:
Dat thing slps recklessly wen we r 2geda

Hmmm.... One day! One day! Omo ekun ah jewo ara e...
Na man na! I had a best friend like dat, one day d baboon jus provoke give me o! I gats pause gist sha! Long story....

Dyt:
I know his gfs
Smtyms I hear ow loud dey scream n cry
I v seen it na
So big n huge
*dont lyk it dat big, its disgustin*

Lmfao!

Dyt: My best friend is a guy and nottin of such feeling
We slp, eat, drink 2geda
He helps me wit cream on my back and notttin, I mean nottin

maybe he is scared of your hideous bow tie.

Idowuogbo:
Hmmm.... One day! One day! Omo ekun ah jewo ara e...
Na man na! I had a best friend like dat, one day d baboon jus provoke give me o! I gats pause gist sha! Long story....

Dyt:
I know his gfs
Smtyms I hear ow loud dey scream n cry
I v seen it na
So big n huge
*dont lyk it dat big, its disgustin*

Disgusting ke? U don't like javelins ni? Omo dats d Koko joor! He will cover all areas and.....

Ere ki ni aja ba ekun se?

(what type of parole would bring the lion and the dog together?)