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Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 9:16am On Mar 04, 2008
Na wa oh. Me no go allow sudan follow.

Instead of sudan, Cuba is better
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Veracious(f): 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2008
@ ituen

capital YES i knew she is a girl. am only playing by the rule you gave.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by folly69(m): 5:44pm On Mar 05, 2008
hmmmn
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by success123(m): 5:48pm On Mar 05, 2008
veracious abi watin u call urself u be mumu, who be ituen wey u dey follow rule way him give u.before we know anything nawwwwwwww him go don sleep with u.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Resources(m): 6:06pm On Mar 05, 2008
check out this job vacancy website www.kulikuliatiepa.com/gari+H2oicup/, ho knw
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by exboy(m): 6:58pm On Mar 05, 2008
saddam hussein converts to christainity
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 3:16am On Mar 08, 2008
NFA appoints OBJ as coach of the super eagles based on his experience as a no-nonsense man
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Mar 08, 2008
life is good
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 6:14pm On Mar 08, 2008
**Impregnates Clemcy**
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 7:31pm On Mar 08, 2008
give birth to a goat
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 7:36pm On Mar 08, 2008
**Tufe adopts the goat**
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 7:43pm On Mar 08, 2008
no probs, as a good person that i am. but i better not catch you bleeping the goat this wan wey youo don trace me go house, coz your reputation preceeds you. i have heard a lot.

so take ya time
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 7:49pm On Mar 08, 2008
the goat tells us who him papa be
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 7:53pm On Mar 08, 2008
**Tufe plans to bla bla the goat**
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 7:56pm On Mar 08, 2008
thunder fire you theer.
no be you wan bla bla bla the poor goat. i carry am so you no go do am
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 8:02pm On Mar 08, 2008
*breaking news. . . . . innocent goat has been raped. . . . . . *
suspects dey confess involuntarily
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 8:18pm On Mar 08, 2008
**The goat na product of my synthesized bla bla cream na.**

I no dey do incest so nobi me. tongue
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 8:28pm On Mar 08, 2008
truth be told
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by delib: 9:26pm On Mar 08, 2008
messed up
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 10:36pm On Mar 08, 2008
free vaccination for only niger deltan indigenes
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . . . . . . . . . . .and free 2 square meal for kuvuki citizens
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 4:03pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . . . . and 1 bottle of odeku for top-ups
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by kiyosaki1(m): 4:11pm On Mar 09, 2008
I've just been invited to give the opening speech during the swearing in of the next America president[color=#006600][/color] grin.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by delib: 5:09pm On Mar 09, 2008
Obasanjo nominated for the next Grammy award in USA
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 5:12pm On Mar 09, 2008
**Taribo West crowned Mr. Universe**
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 5:15pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . .and you Mr Nigeria

(get a life)
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 5:42pm On Mar 09, 2008
Nigerian railway shares are out.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 5:50pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . . . , thats however a possibilty in the near future
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 6:01pm On Mar 09, 2008
**Tufe's head up for auction**
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 6:10pm On Mar 09, 2008
thats also a possibility dont you think, shitface
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2008
Yes na after AIDS don kill you.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 8:12pm On Mar 09, 2008
yeah, after i f**ked your mom, sis, and wife.

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