Na waaa ohhh. . . I am much pweetier than Beyonce sha so I not be Beyonce.

Beyonce na my House help

Beyonce is busy

Yaradua dun die oooooo

Yaradua is busy

Osama Bin Laden is Busy, n Jay Z is busy too

Scopium:

[size=13pt]I just a hired Jay Z as my new gateman[/size]

I hired Jay Z as my giggolo

mykali:

i tolld bin laden to attack nigeria, but he was so obssessed with bush, he went and did the wrong thing.

bcause of him, naija still stands today.

You should ask Sardine Bin Laden to attack your government, not your country sha.

cbase:

Osama Bin Laden is Busy, n Jay Z is busy too

Yeah. they both are busy doing bla bla bla to each other

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Yar'adua just donated kidneys to Idi Amin[/size]

May God bless his soul. . . .

i saw Missy Elliot selling crayfish in oyingbo
lindsay lohan is my course mate in school

Obj underwent a PS. He is now a Fine boy

gabrywyl is dating Kanye West

dreamers in the making.

confirmed

mykali:

i am currently in a hot orgy session with Rihanna, Beyonce and Madonna ryte now.

I can understand you want Rihanna the lean meat girl and Beyonce, the bootylicious yet almost look like a male girl but why Madonna, my grandma?   

Gabrwyl just had an abortion for Mugabe's child

dats ryte

Clemcy is bent on getting married to Aki-n-pawpaw

Ituen and Marilyn Manson had a secret affair.

gabrywyl:

Ituen and Marilyn Manson had a secret affair.

lol!

gab 1
iteun 0

nick cannon is my boyfriend

omarion is my exboyfriend.

aliyyah and tupac are getting married next week

ive go an icebox,where my heart used to be.

obj now a truck pusher in alaba

nuhu ribadu now an agbero in mile two

wen dem start to dey squueze ur kpomo mouth

i no go save you

gabby is planning the "monica lewinsky" technique with OBJ

woaw!

lmao

i no fit laff nor talk