@ lightest ,  when u were on top night----e and u where screaming instead of her 

Ohilebo,

no dey use my wife name dey play


Ohilebo is the chairman of the Lepers association of naija

i ve told david beckham to stop flashing me.

@ ituen , who be ur wife?

ituen was the first Nairalander to test positve to HIV.

sweet damn!

oh my,

ituen, that one na achievement

The US $ is now $1 to N1

N1 to 50 cents (British)

Nairaland Guardian , page 11. ******Abacha returned all the money he stole yesterday, and Yar adua asked OBJ, Iyabo, Atiku  to share the money to all Nigeria people*****

thats a possibilty

@ tufe, lai lai, e nor fit happen oooo, abi u dey dream?

na dreamer na wetin u expect from person wey dey sleep for straw bed?

clemcy has just finished nursery school at the age of 20. this is due to the fact that UBE is free

hahahaaaa

iteun now i knoe say u dey gongolo shiga

@ clemcykul , that ur yab don old oooo (1970's), u be real old school sha

no be lie at allllllllllllllll

The Federal Govt just closed down Nairaland

na ahhh

@ohilebo
Which time u hear that one? I don tell u make u stop to dey read National Enconium.

The seat for the President of Nigeria is up for grabs

requirement: you must be suffering from at least 4 diff types of illnesses

hehe

clem n i had d best date n we hit his room later on, onli to find his twin brother clom on bed wif osama bin laden?

damn!!!! clem betta watch out for ur twin brother ooo!

Jazzy is scheduled to contest for the most ugly girl in the universe. . . . .

The problem is the organisers cant find other contestants

Whatever happened to all the ugly girls we have on Nairaland?

Ask gab

she has whisked em away to ugly land

kai!

Thiery Henry signs for watford and vows to lift them to the premiership next season

Via her E-mail?

Some people wished that beyonce would reply their mails (even if it replied by a phony beyonce)

If wishes were horses. . .!

Scopium. . . . . . YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. . . . Dont make me catch you ohhh. . . .

If you have impregnanted Beyonce, I have Beyonce's voice.

hmmm
micheal jackson is dead!