Mynd_44: Joblessness

fresh_dude: A Nigerian scourge.
How do we tackle it effectively and avoid threads like this?

Mynd_44:
Entrance exams for newbies to see if they have a job or not

fresh_dude: A Nigerian scourge.
How do we tackle it effectively and avoid threads like this?

fresh_dude: To be conducted by none other than..... you know who

Tascocent: i know dat u self fit du such a thing...............Fool like Jack.

ogugua88: It's a fictional film. It's supposed to be a tragedy. We all know that wouldn't have transpired in reality.

Mynd_44:
I dont know who

Tascocent: There was room 4 jack 2 save himself (TITANIC), just wandering what went wrong. Was it because of love or he didn't see d chances of him been save.

Tascocent: if u are JACK.....Wetin u go du?

James Cameron and 'MythBusters' Will Prove Rose Did Not Needlessly Let Jack Die in 'Titanic'





The director says it's not a question of room -- but that the plank wouldn't have stayed afloat under the weight of two people.



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/james-cameron-mythbusters-titanic-jack-rose-370311

ogugua88:

I would ask her to move over or I'd look for another piece of wood.

ogugua88: You no sabi swim na. Don't use me to feign bravado. Take the wood. I'll swim and find another lol.

fresh_dude: Don't make me mahn.

Rocktation: I'm certain this was for laughs, Tpia.

ogugua88: Nigerian Titanic. Love interests are Chisorom and Obinna.

Chisorom: Obi, wetin be dat?
Obinna: E be like ice block nne.
Chisorom: Chai, make e no touch dis boat o. I no sabi swim like lefulefu.
Obinna: Touch ke? Na Titanic we dey. Make we jam the ice sef. This ship na unsinkable.
Chisorom: What is unsinkable?
Obinna: If water full am, e go still float.

2 hours later. The Titanic is submerged and survivors are stranded in the icy Atlantic Ocean.

Chisorom: I thought you said this ship is insinkable?
Obinna: Na wetin dem tell me o! Them don 419 us.
Chisorom: Nna I can't swim.
Obinna: Chelu, make I find wood......... oya, get on top.
Chisorom: Dalu nna m.
Obinna: *stares at Chisorom*
Chisorom: What is it?
Obinna: Shift.
Chisorom: You said what?
Obinna: Shift shift. Ice water wan kill ya boy.
Chisorom: Shift to where? There's no room o.
Obinna: There's no what? Move and make space for me jor!
Chisorom: I thought you loved me?
Obinna: What does this have to do with love?
Chisorom: If you love me, then you will die for me. The two of us will sink on this wood. Meaning only one can remain. You won't die for your love?!
Obinna: All na grammar. Chi move! I can't feel my legs again!
Chisorom: I will always love you.

Imagine. Na so I dey envision am.

You are crazy. You got me laughing like a fool. . .

ogugua88:
Obinna: Shift shift. Ice water wan kill ya boy.
Obinna: All na grammar. Chi move! I can't feel my legs again!
Chisorom: I will always love you.

DIES!!!

ogugua88: Well you dey understand my kolo, which is good lol. I have been contemplating this movie for months. I would love to see a Nigerian version of Titanic grace Nollywood lol.

ogugua88: Well you dey understand my kolo, which is good lol. I have been contemplating this movie for months. I would love to see a Nigerian version of Titanic grace Nollywood lol.

For where dem wan act am? Bar beach or River Niger?

sexkillz: For where dem wan act am? Bar beach or River Niger?