Blueboy0402: If 5 monkeys finish 5 bunch of banana in 5 minutes, how long will it take 2 monkeys to finish 2 bunch?

sleeky8:
Q1- you didnt tell us any of the passwords
Q2- you spelt "kinda" as "kind"

sleeky8: A high spending customer+ blows 5k mtn recharge cards in a week+ set an appointment with you, a mtn customer care agent. You asked him to come over to your office by 2pm the next day.
Unfortunately, he didnt show up, whose loss is it yours or his? And why

sleeky8: Mr Paul wanted to use "wata pia pia" to kill insects in his house, the seller warned him to wash his hand after use. Mr Paul used the chemical, went to the tap to get water, and washed his hands, 2hours later he died, how and why did he die?.
NOTE. He died from "water pia pia" poisoning.

meritdee: If you call "sit all day in the tub" SOAK, and you call "a funny story" JOKE, how do you call "the white of an egg"?

meritdee: If you call "sit all day in the tub" SOAK, and you call "a funny story" JOKE, how do you call "the white of an egg"?

Weirdone:
egg white aka albumen

Kslib:
colour

sleeky8:
abeg tell me the answer

Kslib: My old password is kinda wierd,but my new password is kind wierder.. Both my old and new password are wierd..
1.. What is my old and new password..
2.. Spot my spelling error...

meritdee: Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc. are all pink. What color are her stairs?

meritdee:

Customer care agent's loss,cuz if he had come that would have increased the chances of you selling more rechage cards to the customer

Hotdiamond:
kinda wierd and kind wierder
spelling error:none. Old password is different from New password.

mabelly:
d hand he used in openning d tap was contaminated, so after washing his hands, still went ahead to lock the tap knob that was contaminated with his hand thereby getting the poison back on his hand.

meritdee: How many birth days does the average person have?

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

Kslib: we all know that phones have IP address... Here comes my question...
If you remove the IP from an iphone,what do you now have?

Kslib: My old password is kinda wierd,but my new password is kind wierder.. Both my old and new password are wierd..
1.. What is my old and new password..
2.. Spot my spelling error...

Blueboy0402:

5 minutes

meritdee:

Lol.. You are not serious

Kslib:
Correct guy!!!! By the way,nobody has answered my iphone question

Hotdiamond:
nothing change. You 'll still have iphone

meritdee:

The iphone remains after removing the IP (which is Internet Protocol) the iphone is a device and IP is just an attached address to help the device link to the sat

Weirdone:
one... an average person was born on a certain day

sleeky8:
i wont even pretend i understand how you got that answer. Could you pls run that by me again? Plus 2 monkeys compared to 5 wil eat slower ryt?

Kslib:
Haha.. But the answer shoul be "colour" nah..cos "sit all day in the tub" can be called flexing or drowning,but u chose "SOAK"..

meritdee: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?