Oops, I guess I shoulda said hi here first before I went on my post rampage! I hope to learn a thing or two or 300 while on here. Because that's what I'm all about. Learning and Sharing INfo!!!!!!!

( i know that sounded like such a commercial!)

Hi,

My name is Marjolaine & l live in The Netherlands.

I started to get interested in Nigerian cultures as I had a relationship with a Nigerian man.
However, he turned out one of the worse men I've ever met in my entire life. The only thing I got out of it was my interest in the Nigerian country.

Now I'm looking for a summer/winter  volunteering job in Nigeria to see the country of Nigeria.
I work full time so a couple of weeks volunteering would offer me the possibility to visit the country and do something useful besides work.

If anyone of you might have some real interesting,  reliable and trustworthy addresses, that would be great !

Thank you all for your input !

Marjolaine:

I started to get interested in Nigerian cultures as I had a relationship with a Nigerian man.
However, he turned out one of the worse men I've ever met in my entire life. The only thing I got out of it was my interest in the Nigerian country.

Rofl. Was his name Mr. Pataki?

Seriously tell us more. Then yiou'll know what to avoid during your visit.

Majorlaine,
Am so sorry you had to have suh a bad experiene with a nigerian, but i guess you met the wrong one instead because i believe that you get the most sincere and loving men in NIGERIA. I wish yo great luck when u come and i bet you would not regret your stay here.

yes majorie, you'll meet the ones that can slap you and you wont have no place to run cos the cops wont care

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Rofl. Was his name Mr. Pataki? 

Seriously tell us more. Then yiou'll know what to avoid during your visit.

Are you alrite?

Bless heavens Mr. Pataki will NEVER jilt a woman.

Gbeborun, wetin concern you with her story. Mrs. Relationship  Adviser.

Well,that's how it is everywhere.There are good ones and also the bad ones.Unluckly you met the bad one.I do believe when you visit nigeria you will not only love the country but you will also love the people in it.

Well,that's how it is everywhere.There are good ones and also the bad ones.Unluckly you met the bad one.I do believe when you visit nigeria you will not only love the country but you will also love the people in it.

Well,that's how it is everywhere.There are good ones and also the bad ones.Unluckly you met the bad one.I do believe when you visit nigeria you will not only love the country but you will also love the people in it.

Paraki

You rang?

So what were you on in the religion thread?

I'm a new member, and I cant figure how to start a new thread/Topic,
any ideas?

Look at this Dutchj yahooze. you didnt understand what I was talking about in the thread abi wetin?

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Look at this Dutchj yahooze. you didnt understand what I was talking about in the thread abi wetin?

So I am now Yahooze to you? Because I did not buy your Macdonalds for you? I knew what you was on with the religion thread

What will you do with the bad rep naija babes don cause for JewYork?

Has my cousin contacted you?

sharrap about your imaginary cousin jare and let me hear word

what rep? Anyway I dont live in the city with those dogs so I dont care

Btw I got my "MACDonald" book on Saturday. No thanks to you

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sharrap about your imaginary cousin jare and let me hear word

what rep? Anyway I don't live in the city with those dogs so I don't care

Btw I got my "MACDonald" book on Saturday. No thanks to you

Which word you wan hear I hope the guy represented very well

Are you not resident in Jew Pork York yourself? What are you going to do about correcting the poor image in such places?

So you finally got your Macdonalds, Olojukokoro Thank goodness you came on the forum to speak of the great magnanimity of my heart.

Tell your coward "cousin" that he should continue to hide. I know he's  just the second person of your schizophrenia, paraki 

I am a resident of New York o but I don't live in the city. I live in the suburbs with the posh people   

Stop being envious of my MAC-donalds Book jare. Green isnt your color 

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Tell your coward "cousin" that he should continue to hide. I know he's  just the second person of your schizophrenia, paraki 

I am a resident of New York o but I don't live in the city. I live in the suburbs with the posh people   

Stop being envious of my MAC-donalds Book jare. Green isnt your color 

Schizophrenia Pataki for where?  

I have not spoken to him in a while now. Guess Brooklyn is getting more of his time these days. Never mind, I guess he will hit you up. He saw your pics the other day and he was totally bereft of what to say

You know how stockbrokers are like

You live in the suburbs for where? Or you wanted to type shrubs?

I am glad you are enjoying the Macdonalds. I had to make it a special order and first class delivery

I am more green than you can ever think. Ever thought of using buba and shokoto for your pyjamas

What could be more greener than that.

I see that all that free and legal Dutch ganja has gotten to you.

Odidi "stockbroker" has to hide behind cousin to follow woman yarn. If I were you I would just deny his existance cos this is just embarrassing. We Ekiti women dont take kindly to cowards, kai


E jo I live in the suburbs o, those Nigerians in the city who escaped Bellvue with their bad rep have nothing to do with me. Ma ko ba mi jare.


No dey claim my computer jo. Buy your own!

You want me to EMS speedpost some Dutch ganja to you? Seeing that you guys are not allowed to take it freely chop it like popcorn. It is nutritious to the human brain

What is embarrassing in a man not being able to mail you? He just told me your mail is not available sef. I told him to piss off What is with you and this Ekiti? Last I checked, it was not even recognised on the Nigerian map

See me see wahala, I buy Macdonald reach for you, you wan disclaim me now?

Look at this monkey, let your wife toyin hear the rubbish you are spewing about our state

Continue sho ti gbo

have you noticed that you are from the same state as seun? That's all I will say for now


instead of all this "he just told me" let him tell me hiomself! shio

Sulia, na today?

I can see you are constantly being updated. No thanks to that boy who is never contended.

At least we have notoriety in our State, e.g Obasanjo and his sexmatics skills What do you have? Ekitiparapo?

I don forget you and my cousin jare. I no dey talk of am again.

am i class, just popping in. . . .

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Look at this monkey, let your wife toyin hear the rubbish you are spewing about our state

when did i get married o. . . . no ring on my finger

pahtahkee:

What is with you and this Ekiti? Last I checked, it was not even recognised on the Nigerian map

"what is it with us Ekitis"?  mrpataki, when will you stop this jealousy? just because we're the fountain of knowledge? na wa o. . . .maybe you and seun should make your own--hmmm. . . which state again?--thread? eh? 
ttyl 

in class and taking time to reply NL abi? Shey iwe e ni yen?

I have given up on paraki sef, his drama surpasses that of Richard Simons. He thinks I have time to be chasing him around about someone that doesnt exist.

He's such a female, which would explain his feminine name anyway

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in class and taking time to reply Nairaland abi? Shey iwe e ni yen?

LOL. . . .am working on a PP presentation

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He's such a female, which would explain his feminine name anyway

ehrrrrrrrrrm. . . . abeg, leave his name na. . .

@ pahtahkee
     bros take it easy,   , but wetin you do all these girls wey them dey slize you like okro vegetable?

            @ d-loaded
                   any time I glance at your picks. I got confuse of my porpose of comming into  thread.
                             it's like you've to delete your picture from the profile to let me concentrate in topics.

. . . . . . . . All the while I was busy with negotiation management in real life, TOH is here speaking babytalk about my cyber life Are you ok?

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in class and taking time to reply Nairaland abi? Shey iwe e ni yen? 

I have given up on paraki sef, his drama surpasses that of Richard Simons. He thinks I have time to be chasing him around about someone that doesnt exist.

He's such a female, which would explain his feminine name anyway 

Sharrap there will you?

See wetin you wan cause for our family now? Family bickerings all because of you. Just as you have been advised, remove your pics immediately! For Sports, masturbators don spread am reach there . Haba na only you? Now myself and my cuzin, don this-integrate.

If I dey give you too much drama, go listen to Nelly Furtado.

toyinrayo:

"what is it with us Ekitis"?  mrpataki, when will you stop this jealousy? just because we're the fountain of knowledge? na wa o. . . .maybe you and seun should make your own--hmmm. . . which state again?--thread? eh? 
ttyl 

For the purpose of clarification, abeg no dey link with me with that name. Unfortunately, everyone I have ever had an encounter with bearing that name have been nothing but turmoil and headaches.

As for Ekiti, just because them label you for Fountain of Knowledge for Nigerian plate numbers, una no let us hear word Abeg make una achieve something else, I fit no talk again.

oziomatv:

@ pahtahkee
     bros take it easy,   , but wetin you do all these girls wey them dey slize you like okro vegetable?

Guy, it is ok jare. I dey teach my pikins cyber ethics.

;d ;d

hi am new and based in new york.So nice to meet all of you

Hi there. Am new and glad to join. I read several interesting threads before joining.

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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